Weekend Update: The $60 Million Birthday Boy

So this weekend, Donald Trump celebrated turning 80 by throwing himself a UFC fight card on the lawn of the White House. Not metaphorically. Literally. A 5,000-seat temporary arena, complete with an octagonal fight cage, was erected on the South Lawn of the White House. Where Marine One lands. Where kids scramble around during the Easter Egg Roll every spring. They called it UFC Freedom 250 - a $60 million spectacle nominally honoring the 250th anniversary of American independence, but timed specifically to Trump's birthday.