Weiner Wars

There's a lotta turmoil in the land of the free these days. Talk show hosts getting suspended, millions of Disney subscribers dumping Dumbo, protesters battling ICE, the Tylenol debate, The Rapture (it was either yesterday or later today), and now comes the Windy City shattering news that the CEO of Portillo's has made an abrupt exit, amid "sluggish sales." Wait, what? Sluggish sales? Portillos?    Holy celery salt Batman!   How is it possible that the iconic Chicago restaurant is in hot dog retreat? What's next for the weiners and beefs and what does Jurassic Park have to do with it all?