Hello everybody and welcome to Weird Adventures in Space. The USA choose very own superhero sci-fi real play podcast. My name is June and I will be your GM today that's short for game. You figured out I am coming to you with my rowdy crew of alien superheroes and we are about to get to the bottom of the Saint scissory issue but before we do I need a lot of cast introduce themselves.
They need to learn self-sufficiency. Hello I'm your Jisel. I'm sturdy. I can carry up to I would say 50 pounds and I'm pretty self-sufficient.
I got up this morning and it was good. Congrats. I'm Logan and I am fairly self-sufficient. I'm Rob and I need help for a lot of things.
Hi I'm Jack I play Arlo. I'm not actually super sure what self-sufficient needs. I mean to you can swim. Hi I'm Bailey.
I play Carrie and I have the self-sufficiency of a fancy potted plant. I require a lot of attention otherwise I die. So just throw buckets of water out you have to see him. Oh no it has to be Evian.
Hi I'm Mark. I mostly run on drugs and robotic parts inside my body so if that can be considered self-sufficient then I am. Last episode we went deep into the bone palace of the evil Sun Saint Sizji. Necessary since he was planning to nuke Mars to ash with holy light but after breaking into his throne room and breaking a bunch of his stuff the union has successfully got his attention.
This is it. This is the one you've all been waiting for. This is the Grand Finale to the Saint Sizji story. Episode 17 of Weird Adventures in Space.
Red Sky at night. Our episode starts at the Grand Asu Hairy at the end of all things. A giant bone palace floating in deep space. Wait there.
You and your union are faced with a horrendous sight. A living sentient sun surrounded by gold dipped bones, ornamental robes, nuclear jewelry and he's pointing finger at you specifically. Laughing at you. It seems bad.
I will ask Bonestare what to do. I don't think you can beat him. I can't beat him but we can get the hell away from him. I don't know.
Look I've been trying to kill this guy for a couple thousand years and I'm shit out a lot. Fair enough. I'm going to fly up and try to guide him away from the others and give him the double bird and fly backwards away. Can you make me a pro-girl?
Negative two. Okay he rolled a much higher than that and with one hand he tries to swing and grab Wafare inside of his skeletal claw and with the other he tries to grab Zai, Mark's character, with his skeletal claw because both of you a sight rolled to dodge unless you can give me a better thing to defend yourself. I'm going to defend myself a drive. You didn't say I had to give you a reason just to give you a better one.
That's fair. I'm going to take that through. I rolled a negative two. Three?
Three? Okay. Wafare you managed to duck and dive out of his grasp. Zai you did not.
You're not like burned or singed or whatever. He's intentionally keeping you alive but you're being clutched by this giant skeletal hand. First up would be Arlo. From my own mind palace.
What is this? Is he a big star? Because he said he got skeleton bones. He's a big star.
He wears a robe like a pope so that you can't really see his arms or his legs but he has two skeletal hands coming out of the sleeves of the robe. He also wears an enormous hat. Can I teleport his hat into a different dimension? I really like that.
Yes he can. I'm going to ask for a fate roll just because he has enchanted his own ship. That's a plus three. You definitely teleported his hat into another dimension.
His hat got fucking owned. Like brutalized. This hat had no chance. A large portal opens up over Saint Sisigi's large people style hat.
The portal using its suction pulls the hat through quickly in one movement giving Sisigi no time to react. You can hear him say in this deep earthly rumble a sort of desperate. So next up, notice. I just remembered bone star told us that we fought with this shit.
It takes us powers away if we're like weakens or something like that right? It makes him emotionally unstable. Join the clone. Oh guys we have the bully him.
I'm going to turn to a key down and say hey how badly do you really want to punch a star guy? Very badly. Cool beans. I'm going to spend a fate plate and use your power as my power.
And I'm going to put my hands on Kita and he's going to start glowing like he's got the star in Mario and any damage that he takes I take as mental damage. I'm assuming that you're glowing with some sort of ethereal light as well. Yes he's rainbow. Sharm your next.
I'd like to try and use my magic to enhance my photosynthesis to weakens his j-thad. Oh okay. Can you make me a secret? That is a plus three.
Okay and then can you make me a little and that is a plus four. Sweet. So what happens is that you do have advanced control of your photosynthesis and what that means from a magic level is that you're actually gathering the light he's creating into one point and just kind of absorbing it into yourself. You can tell that what was once like a big aura of his light energy is just slowly getting pulled towards you now.
I'll say is that your next? Can I move it all or anything? You're sitting in his palm with his thumb pressed into your chest. So you can move it.
It'll be hard to like escape it. Okay I'm going to try to lean forward as a sit up and start fighting at his fingernails. I got a plus three for that. Oh man keep from the critical feel.
You chop up a big hunk of his finger actually and do your ability to eat and digest and process anything. It goes down pretty smooth. You definitely tell it was magical as well. You're feeling a warmth in your belly that only really comes from eating artifacts.
So does it feel like a good magic or a bad? I don't know if there's a difference. For you it feels like it makes you feel powerful. Okay like it's a sort of strength almost.
I can eat even more things. And they taste better. I was going to ask how close is the carcass? The carcass is behind him.
He was trying to cut your team off from it. What's the closest part of him I can get to? Would just be like his hand. Probably part of his robe or his hand which is grabbing sigh.
His robe is flowy and goes all the way to like the ground. I want to take out my magic nullifying sword and go and try and slice through his wrist. This is definitely going to be possible due to the power boost but I'm having to make a couple rolls. I need two fizzy rolls.
Alright that is a plus six for the first one and a plus three for the second one. The rest of the team sees a ketic break off in a full dash giving two sicages to his wrist area. Within a single movement he takes a bounding leap into the air and affixes himself right on the lower forearm of st. sicages.
Then I'll have you make two fight rolls. A plus seven and a plus six. The magic nullifying sword does its thing. You manage to cut off a big chunk of his wrist bone and Gavin the hand that's holding you is basically hanging by a hinge right now.
You definitely did some damage for his turn. St. sicages. First tries to clap his hands together so I need you to make a fight roll.
I got a four. You got an eight. So you end up taking 12 damage. Jesus.
While that happens is I still take that damage but I'm going to spend some of my sock pile from eating on my son. Good thing I ate. Two retroactive evolves so now I have tougher skin so that way I'll take two less damage and the next time it happens. That sounds awesome.
Can you make a fizzy curl as well? I got a one. So you definitely made yourself protected to take off some of the damage but everyone else can see that you have a giant hole through your chest, through your neck or your lungs would be and through your throat. So let's go back to wafer.
I guess I will try to fly in for a punch. I will punch his gut. Make me a fight roll. Fine.
He ends up taking three damage from that but once you swing at the rope the rope becomes magically entangled to your skin and you cannot remove it no matter how hard you try. It's also slowly trying to draw you into the rope as well almost like a slider one. Fuck. Lotus you're up next.
Is I still being pinned by the thumb or is he just existing in the hand now and hurt? He got clapped and dropped. Oh he's dropped. So is he on the ground or is he like falling?
He's floating in deep space. There's not enough gravity to keep in there. He's just kind of floating with his organs and guts out. Nope don't like that.
I want to create a light bubble around him and pull him back to me. We'll roll in an empathy roll plus six on the will roll and pull plus four on the empathy. So with the will roll you manage to cover Zai in a protective bubble. With the empathy roll as you're reeling that bubble back like a fishing rod both Zai and Carrie hear the same voice.
It sounds like Gavin and Gavin is saying I think we can survive this if we get back to Salasia. I don't know where that is but I promise I will get you there. Are you? I see whether or not Wayfair touched the road with his skin.
Yes you watch the whole thing. I want to do some magic on the co-pish and I want to see if I can make it be on fire and then cut the road. I don't know if it being on fire will do anything but magic. But it's cool.
Yeah. Can I have you make a well roll and then a physique roll? Four on lul. Three on physique.
That's weird. I made you roll physique so that you would have the actual dexterity to make clean cuts food without getting entangled yourself and you managed to do so you pull Wayfair out of the road. Wayfair once the patch that you were stuck in was cut out. It loses all magical properties and falls off.
Do you bet? I'm still on his wrist right? Yep. I'm gonna start running up his arm.
I want to use the magic nullifying sword to cut his robe as I'm running up his arm. How do you make a physique roll for that? A plus three. You definitely are able to cut through the robe but you hear him scream and agony.
By first, right? Good. There's a bad designer close. Shout.
It's all you baby. I'd like to take some of the energy I've absorbed and last it back to him to try and destroy some robes. Go ahead and make me a just a second. Will roll?
Sir plus two. The rest of the team you see sham throw a hot dulkin at a Saint Cesarine. A giant ball of energy blasts out of his hands. Cool.
Smashes into the upper part of the robe around where Wayfair was cut out and now the robe is cinging around the edges and burning kind of like a piece of paper and fire. He's pissed. Si? All right.
Well, I have no stress at least but I have no consequences. I'm going to use a you're not gonna like this and I'm gonna start throwing up on myself to try to start healing up some of my consequences somewhat. So that's good. I guess what vomiting be under with that be a little roller.
No, I don't I have it as just a stunt. So I you can just do it. Yeah, this this is one of this is one stunt I have where I don't have to do anything. I just throw up because I didn't think you physically have to unless in a dire situation, I guess you might want me to roll it in case because I'm dying.
So if you want me to roll a physical thing like it would be kind of physique, I guess to make yourself regurgitate. Yeah, could you just make physique? And then I can tell you how much you actually healed. Yeah, I'll find that.
I'll roll you'll heal a little bit if it's a good roll you'll hear more. Sure. I got a plus three. That is definitely three points back.
All right. So I'm going to say that that just helped my neck. So my guts are still out, but my neck is now not as cut up. The flesh and actually Lotus you to watch this happen because I vomits all over themselves, especially into their wounds.
Can I say this? I didn't vomit over myself. What happened is you saw from his guts goos are coming up and then coming out of the giant hole inside of his throat that started covering across the gas which started healing it. I can see that it's healing.
Yes. It's disgusting. Yeah. Yeah.
You also saw some fingernails come up with it and some finger. You stop trying your nails. No, I'm the guy's nail. Sizzage for his turn screams pretendous to my throne and then charges up a big solar beam blast aimed at Sean for his second action.
He reaches behind himself and tries to grab onto the carcass with his fingers. The only thing that stops him is bone star being around the carcass. He swats the hand away, but then is desperately trying as you can tell to get the ship started again. With her?
I guess I'm going to try to go over and help bone star. What's you going to try to do? Can I shoot the carcass with weird energy to try to help him start it? By the time he got there, it's actually started, but bone stars outside of the ship just trying to protect it buzzing around like a hummingbird.
Or his holy vestments still on fire? Yeah, but there's a lot of them. I'm going to try to start converting the rope into oxygen. Nice!
So at a molecular level, the threads of his holy vestments are going to be changed. Can you make me a little roll? Three. You begin to see parts of his robe kind of be eaten away by the weird energy, almost like they were chewed on by moths or something.
Bone star looks at you away for her and says, is your team kind of seriously trying to fight him? I'm getting the hell out of here. What do you think Mars looks like right now? How do we deal with him so that he doesn't immediately come and kill all of us?
He's got to travel across the universe to get back to the Milky Way, right? Right. We are so far away, it'll be years because he was pulled back to this place. They've been prepping Mars the whole time we've been away, and God only knows what it looks like.
I can live with that. And her new friend is ripped in half. So... Seems bad.
Okay, we should leave. Do you mind opening a portal for us to jump through? Nope, I'll start working in there. Harley, next to top.
I'm going to continue trying to fuck with this pose. I would like to use my staff to try and fire ink out of it so I can graffiti his robe. Tieding the ropes robes. Go ahead and leave it.
We'll roll. Seven. I'm going to say that you've aked it up so well I would like you to describe to me what you drew or sent. Just tagged his robes with I eat poopy.
Every shouldn't you do is just one step lower than cool. It's cool that you tagged him. But the message is just five-year-old enough. I mean, it'll hurt his pride.
That's true, actually. He does not know how to deal with being talked down to. Not something he's familiar with. Loads?
Okay, so it looks like Ziya's healing, right? Mm-hmm. He's healing himself, that's clear. Whatever is inside of Gavin's healing.
Does anybody else in my immediate vicinity look like they're struggling? Akita's still on the guy's shoulder. Okay. This ain't so such he has literally aiming up the cannon beam to shop.
I'm going to look at Ziya and be like, is this something that you can handle for now or do you need me to help you more? I can keep it up at the moment. I need to save my team first. And I'm just going to try to channel as much of my weird magic into a shield around Shawn as I can.
Can you go ahead and make me two Will rolls and two empathy rolls? First Will roll is a plus five. Second one is a plus six. Empathy is plus four and plus two.
The two Will rolls were to determine the level of magical protection you give him. He's going to get a plus three on his next defensible. Like basically while you're going over there and creating those, you can tell that St. Siziji is doing something that the rest can't see.
He seems to be gathering up some sort of invisible radiation around his head. You can see it do your weird vision. Shit. And the reason why you can tell that it's there is not because you saw it, but because you felt it.
You felt his frustration. You felt his anger. You felt as if it were water in the air, base hatred for you. Do I have time to warn the team?
Yes. I'm just going to be like, hey, Shawn, you're shielded for now, but the rest of us need a GTFO. I don't think we have much time. I think he's going to go supernova too.
That's all you. Akita was going to just directly attack his head. But after hearing that, he's instead going to throw the magic nullifying sword at his head. Oh, interesting.
Go ahead and make me a shoot roll. Plus three. You managed to throw the magic nullifying sword at him. It's a rather long katana looking sword.
And it sticks into the sun in his head. Just not how that's supposed to work. Plus not to have a physical form. But when you hit that sword, the sword starts melting within his core, but not fully dissipating.
The opening that you hit on him is leaking out vibrant purples and blues and greens, the likes of which you've never seen before. It seems like he's bleeding the radioactive spectrum. Shawn? I think I'm just going to try and bolster the magical shield that loads the top.
Give me two roll rolls. That's a plus three and another plus three. Excellent. You build a pretty airtight magical shield to protect yourself.
It makes you all around from head to toe as if it's flush with the ground. I will give you another plus two defense bonus to the defense roll that you get. You're getting a base plus five from whatever you roll and then your normal bonuses as well. Okay.
Cool. Zai, what do you do with yourself? Well, I need to eat more to heal. Is your bubble full around me?
Carrie? Probably because I'm fairly sure she would have been like, must not like to hurt. I'm going to move my lips to the bubble and start slurping it in like soup. So I can start eating something more so I can start healing again next time.
You're eating pure light. My son is you can eat that which says I can eat anything. Wow. Did you make me a little roll?
He got a plus four on my will. Perfect. Eating magic strictly because there's always a chance that it goes down the wrong two. Sure.
But I'm done. Like Boba. Yeah, like Boba. I have several Boba in my lungs right now.
That looks like splitting up in a sand and it is back up to Cesarji. Cesarji makes two wild grass, one towards Shum and one towards the ship. Wayfarer, I need you to make a roll to defend the ship. Five.
Your weird energy barrier manages to protect the carcass, although you can see it is rattling, struggling. The weird energy is can barely keep it protected. Shum, for his turn? I told you he's lunching towards you, right?
Basically, his hand is moving towards you. Are you staying behind the shield or are you going to conquer now? I'm staying behind the shield. Then I need to have you make me another will roll.
Is Washing the dice? That's a plus two will plus the five. It looks like he was trying to grasp you, but he turns out he wasn't. He kept his hand flat and put it on top of you, then pinned it to the ground like a tent.
So not only do you have the shield in front of you, but now you have this giant hand on top of you. The other thing Cesarji does is lastly that giant laser he's been saving up with. So go ahead and make me a physique roll to defend. That is a plus five on Cesarji.
So all of the shielding that you put down, you end up taking seven damage. Your wall and the hand are destroyed during the impact of the blast. So it's just you sitting there looking around and realizing that all your defenses are not gone too. Back up to the top, Cesarji.
Are we trying to get to the ship at the moment? It seems like people are doing that, but there's no coordination or anything. Is this still one large group further away from the ship? Not really.
Everyone except for you and Sean have basically made their way over there or around the way to make it over there. So Aquino, were you on his shoulder? Did you jump off? I was making a pressure trade off.
If Aquino sees that everybody's running back towards the ship, then he'll jump off towards the ship. I'm going to see if I can grab Sean with the dragon towards the ship with magic. Sounds good. Make me roll for handsy magic.
Handsy magic. I can say that with your assistance, Sean can get back to the carcass by his next turn. What you doing with yourself? Are you sticking around or are you trying to join the rest of the group too?
I was assuming I was slightly closer, dragging him as I went. I'll say that you get there alongside him then. Like you spent your turn basically sheltering him, speeding you up, making sure you stay safe. I'm going there.
Then we'll go to those. How far is it from the ship to where Zion I are? Cisigi itself is facing the other direction. It would need to turn around.
You've got probably a good half mile between you and the hand. Arlu and Shama are on their way back. They'll probably be there in a couple of seconds. And the next question is, is I completely detached to the middle?
Or can I fire men? I don't think he can stand, can he? I can stand, right? My guts were coming out.
It's pretty much what it is. Yeah, he should be able to stand. He just looks like a fucking zombie. Okay, I wasn't sure if it was completely like thoughts.
Well, it is completely fucked, but the actual parasite inside of him can move his arms and legs even if he's at. Jesus, that's terrifying. Then I'm going to kind of look inside. We need to get back to the ship.
Do you need me to heal you more or do you just want me to shield you? The torso, they're still connected, right? That's the other way I want to be able to move it. Okay, you can see it's fine, but it's not connected.
I'm fine. I can get there. I'm going to head, but like right as before I get it, I want to hit Cisigi with essentially a jolt bomb. I want to use my weird magic to essentially do the penance stare on Cinigi to try to like fuck with his head.
Okay, go ahead and make me a little roll. Plus seven. You try to do the penance stare on him. He's clearly affected.
He doesn't do much. Like Cisigi's kind of pausing for a second confused about what's going on. The problem is that he has killed an untold number of thousands of people. So the penance stare is pretty intense for you.
Like you're seeing all of this while it's happening. And while he's stunned and maybe disoriented, you're seeing him incinerate planets to ash. I'm going to throw it. This is not a restorative throw up.
No, it's because he does nothing to help. Cisigi is pausing because of your penance stare. He's basically like, he's going to have a half action on his next turn just to be full. Wayfarer, don't stare at me to help make a portal.
Let's roll for that then. Six. Okay, where are you ordering to? The fuck out of here.
Okay, I will train to get us this close to Mars as I can. Makes me three levels then. Five. Four.
Four. I'm going to say that you do not know where this portal empties out and, but you're pretty confident it's the Milky Way. Bounstard takes his turn climbing into the ship and preparing for a light jump. Akita?
Before Akita jumped off, and I say that he took a picture of the leaking thing that happened with his data pad. Yes. He wants to show Bounestar and ask what the hell that was. Yeah, he managed to get in the ship safely and while Bounestar starting the light jump, you show him the picture and he goes, he'll pitch that.
He blends. Good for you buddy. What'd you do? Hey, remember that magic nullifying sword I used to get you out of a nice, capable while back.
You're going to have to be more specific. That happens a lot. I pad a magic nullifying sword anti-magic hurts him. That's Gant.
Yeah, because magic hurts me and and psychics too. If you have any psychics, I can't get him out of my head. I pick my rogers there the entire time. He looks up at you and goes, but now we know he's vulnerable and that's dope.
So I'm going to snap the shit out of him. Shump? I'm going to get to the ship and just wait outside to keep offending. And I will you do anything before the ship takes off.
I'm walking to the ship and throwing up on myself as I go. Both sir looks back and sees you doing that and looks like the group. Where'd you guys get this guy's cool? We just find him.
I wish I could barf like that. She'd have both sir asked you to sit into the pilot seat while he goes to climb down into the reactor. He'll take control of the ship. Will you make me two piloting rules?
Plus two and plus three. Your light jump definitely did not take you back to Mars, but rather outside the planet of Saris. Saris is the next planet after planet X the 10th planet is the 11th planet in the solar system. I'm sorry planets.
I love it. The unit file says not to go there under any circumstances. But Zai you recognize it because he found there before. Yes.
You know that the next planet to Saris is your home planet. Slesia. I'll try to speak. I'm be like, even though I don't really want to go there, we need to go to Slesia to try to heal up myself.
If at all possible. Okay, just gonna look at how messed up Zai is and he's gonna be just steer the ship in that direction. As the carcass approaches Slesia, you realize it's a very, very interesting planet. It is a salt planet.
It is made largely of salt, water, and other alkaline fluids. So it's crystalline, but it actually resembles Earth the hell of a lot more. There's a lot of societies, cultures, cities. Gavin through Zai is able to give you directions to a building known as the Slesia and Empirical Foundation, a scientific think tank.
There is a docking bay on top of the building, so you can put the carcass down without disrupting traffic. Before we enter the facility, since Kerry said she was sticking by Zai, he's going to turn to her and be like, just so you know, if I so happen to be gone from Gavin when this happens, tell him it was nice being inside of him. You know what, I will. And before anything else happens, I am so fucking sorry that I trauma dumped on you when we first met.
I would like a mulligan. Hi, my name is Kerry. Hi, my name is Zai, and I'll give her. I'm going to say one of Gavin's hands was kind of severed and a little floppy hand to shake your hand.
If Gavin cannot already see what's going on, he's going to love to hear about this. Let's get you fixed. Just as you go to enter, a rather large 12-foot tall mantis person comes out. He's wearing a big lap coat.
He's got large spectacles, bright blue, a little more insect than human. He's got like the claw hands and everything. And he says, Zai, you look up right. What happened to your host?
Do I know this person? You may or you may not. You said you ran away at one time, right? Yes, I ran away from what they were doing.
I would say that you actually don't recognize him then. He got injured to a point where I can keep him together, but besides that, the host will die. I want to introduce myself to you and your companion's, my name is Impairas Sizozo. I'm the new director here at the Empirical Foundation, and I just wanted to let you know, Zai, that I was horrified by the treatment that the specimen's here suffered under.
If there's anything I could do to make that right, I'd be happy to. You could try to fix this host for me. Besides that, no, you're a facility, you can go fuck itself. I like him.
I like him a lot. I totally understand, actually. I've read your file. You have a reason to feel that way.
He walks over to you, and he's got a device wrapped around his wrist, which looks like it has some sort of medical purpose. There's little slots and watches in each one, has a little tool in it. He pulls out what looks like a longer needle, maybe from wrist length all the way past his hand. And he says to you, Zai, I can have you in tip-top condition if you are willing to roll the dice and perhaps trust me.
Okay, it goes against my thing because I will protect you, so I have to protect you, so I will say for my host, I will trust. Zozo injects a high dosage of a steroid into your actual protoplicinic core, Zai, not a dear host. Oh, that's going to suck for Gavin because that's going through his eyeball. Yep.
Zozo says, this is a temporary effect, but your generative properties will be sped up to maximum. I believe Gavin should be at least fully ambulatory and healthy within five to ten minutes. I very much admire the decision you had to make, Zai, and I want to let you know that I'm appreciative that you trusted me. It's kind of a deal with the devil.
I don't trust you, but I have to trust you. If you want to go a long way with helping of trusts, my comrades who have brought me here seem to have a problem with Mars. If there's any possible way you could help, it's probably they would like that. There are people on that side of the siller system?
Apparently, I just crash landed there recently. Oh, good word. We really need to get out there. We're so in our castle here.
If he puts down a lotus, is that a Union badge? You know the Union of Eros? I know the Union of Eros as well. The Union would negotiate with us, Salasians, as we are the primary economic and cultural source of this part of the solar system.
But I haven't seen them in years, and I'm wondering what you're doing out all this way. Fighting Saint Sizzagee. He drops a shit on the ground. All the medical papers and stuff.
My friend made him bleed. I know very well about Saint Sizzagee. Anybody stupid children. Hey, hey, one of them is on our team.
One of them is on our team. What? The other one's fucking with Mars, but... Bone Star walks out of the ship and goes, that's me, baby, I'm the one that sucks.
Zozo picks up his medical instruments, walks over to Bone Star, inspecting the sun in the head, and says, it's a rather unique protoplasmic phenomenon, but they're not entirely dissimilar to the energy source we use on this planet. I believe I could build you a containment vessel for a son, at least to this size. Although for Sizzagee, god, I have no idea. Is there a way to get Sizzagee down to Bone Star size?
Bone Star says, no, it's about how much he ate, and believe me, he's been eating good. The more he eats, the more he's given to him, the more he grows. What size is Bone Star's sister? One star sister's like 10 feet tall.
Thought what, but compared to Bone Star? Bone Star's like 6-6-2. Six-7, sorry, isn't that? It's a pretty normal humanoid.
I'm gonna ask, can you make one that's possibly slightly bigger? He looks and goes, yes. He opens up something on his wrist, he pulls up this technology down his sleeves, and you can see him almost operating like a hollow, light projection, making other, rather large blocks with his hands, almost like spinning the box in space, and then after doing that for a couple of minutes, he pulls the sheath back down, and he pulls the hologram and presents you with a solid glass and metal containment union. That is the coolest shit I have ever seen in my life.
I've walked one of those. Our manufacturing matrices are rather complex, but it seems as if our industriousness can actually be as good for once. That's fair. Not a fan of my planet or the people who live here are really the power, but I've found myself in a position where I can make things better, so I'll do the damn just I can.
So at least we have another option to containing Bosedar's sister if we cannot take her down. Yeah. Bosedar goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just put my sister in a box, that makes sense.
I mean, that's what they did with my dad. He gives you a high five and then runs back into the ship. So Sosas, I would encourage you if Sisaje has already made his footprint on Mars that you could back there as soon as you can, Zai, thank you for allowing me to help you. Zai's just going to walk away without saying anything.
You have a card, like a calm number, something I can call. No, but you can visit anytime you'd like. Okay. My name is Lotus.
Thank you very much for helping Zai and his host. I appreciate it. I'm sorry, I had to threaten potential bodily harm. I was in no danger from you.
Slices are quite sturdy, but I do believe that your friend Gavin is right to feel this way. And maybe one day when there's a little more time, I can tell you why. I don't know what he feels, but sure. Take care of him, please.
He's young, so young. We all were at one point. I'm just going to kind of walk away. So we've got everyone back in the ship.
Zai comes back fully healed and holding a large glass and middle box. Okay, before we leave that, I'll just talk to people like, I'm not a person who can get close. So whoever could get close and would like to have this container and hold on to it, I would probably give it to you. Yeah, this can contain sister, but I'm not someone who isn't any way should get close at the moment with my body.
I've already survived one glass from a 4v10. Should I have another? Akita, you pilot the ship back to Mars using the cartel's secret star paths. You're managed to jump there.
You are back to Mars within 15 or 20 minutes of leaving Solacia. How are you approaching this? You've got to park this bad boy somewhere where you can park. Are we able to see where sister, Mr.
Saves? Yes, she stands out. She is standing on a giant pillar, unsorted pile of bleached white bones in the middle of the city. Is there like a clear enough space near it?
Clear as relative. It's basically everyone is fighting in the streets. So like you could probably sit down and have space to land, but that doesn't guarantee that it'd be a safe approach. Does the Union have a base on the ground?
How close is that? It's a little bit out of town. So they'll probably be safer than going right into the heart unless you were just looking at your hands dirty. Can I talk to the AI of the ship and maybe have it like fly us close enough to Stella Mistress so that we can safely get out and then have AI like autopilot the ship?
Back to where you want to? Yeah. Is this the main ship we all came into last time? Yes.
Because we also have the ship that I came into which is a smaller ship. Yeah, I would say that like that got parked in the bay of the bigger ship. So if you want access to it, you can have it. I'm just saying we can also go through that go with that too.
So that way if you don't want the ship to go down or anything like that. And some folks can just jump out really without landing, right? Like who has flight? I have weed.
So Lotus has wings, wafer can fly, bones start can fly. I was gonna say between the most of us we could carry Shama to Kita down. Yeah, I was gonna say I could just sit on top of that ship. I like doing the old admit round me, put the dog on top of the car.
I'm gonna say you all land essentially outside of the giant frets, outside of the city, so that you're not immediately noticed, but you are close enough that you can move in. This is the point where I'm just gonna let y'all talk out what your game plan is, and we'll figure it out from there. So we know she's weak to magic. I use magic.
Shama uses magic. Arthur uses magic. Wafer uses weird energy. Does that affect her genes at all?
Don't start kind of shreds and such. It depends. Honestly, some people hit hard, some people don't. Let me put it this way.
You may be doing magic nozzle on her. She's not gonna go down. You're gonna affect her. You can make a stealer away.
There's gonna be no minute when you could subdue her. So maybe the best bet would be for me to create a big distraction for y'all to go and do your thing. I was gonna say, all we need to do is distract her long enough to get her inside the cage, or tank, or whatever the hell the problem is. You're gonna start goes, well, I can do distractions, and then immediately flies off.
I love him. Zai, you're patched up, but again, you said you're swishy. I can star mode you too, but it's gonna take me out of the fight. I can help deal with things and all that.
Don't worry about me. I don't need anything extra. Always gonna worry. That's what I do.
He's gonna say we should probably have at least one magic user and whoever's carrying the box. Go try and deal with sister misterous. Seems like probably. Yeah.
Who has the best self? Not, not Arlith. Adikita. I have a one.
I have a one. One. I have nothing. I'm gonna say that while time is passing while you talk, by the way, you notice that Boonstar's diversion is effective in the sense that it draws some of the crowds near him, and some of the Church of the Fathers more weirder robots towards him, but you'd still probably have to fight the regard to get there.
It's still through might be nice, but you also might need help getting to where it's safe. There are people wearing certain robes, right? Some of them do yes. Can we try to isolate some of them?
Take them out real quick and pull up, you know, hey, I'm this person actually. No, I'm Father Joseph Jordan. I was gonna see if I could recognize the Ammonite leader for the Church of the Father. So the Ammonite priest for the Church of the Father is a member of the Brotherhood of Eclipsus, these tall golden robots, and where you would previously saw them as demiura and kind priests, they're all now, I say about a good 150 of them, 10 foot tall, completely nude, walking around in the crowds kicking people.
I have to immediately start fighting. I was about to say, Akita is going to start running around, taking out the robots and trying to like sort of clear a path for them to get to Sister Mistress. Just not gonna say where I just run off pull out his chains or just straight hacking away. So it looks like Arlo and Akita are on brush clearing duty, what's everyone else up?
Is this tank thing pretty heavy? It's pretty heavy, yeah. Can I orbit so that I can carry it fairly easily? Give me a little roll please.
Plus eight. You cannot because of this magic resistance, whoever was holding it would have to carry it with their bare hands. Oh, I guess I'm carrying it. I was gonna say most of us are probably gonna need to place an effort into this.
Sham, you can definitely pick it up. I mean, not only do you have a pretty great physique, but it's like, Sunday they are generally stronger than most teammates. Sham, do you want to tell me what your plan is here? Do you want to sort of wait and see where Wafyr and Kerrio go?
I think I'll hold off. We don't have an actual plan of the distractions. Akita and Arlo are clearing people out. Clearing robots out.
There are people fighting people, but there are also several large robots, like creepy robots that are just attacking crowds of people as well. I'm not gonna lie, Arlo is focusing on her on the night check-ass. Wafyr, do you want to help Sham get that to Sailor Mistress and then I can help the impulsive twins? I think that works.
So what was your game plan? He doesn't say this because he's new to this, but he's confused because he thought originally we were like, let's have one magic person go with Sham. But I barely know what to mark. No, it's not.
I will walk and stay with Sham and Wafyr and help along the way as best I can. For Bone Star's turn, you can see him fall out of the sky and tackle this enormous 50-foot feminine robot that seems to have a giant poker chip for a head. He's beating the Christ out of her. Then I will go over to Arlo and Akita.
Are you heading in swinging? Are you getting a look at the scene first? I want to know if I can do something crazy. I want to throw Wali off with my back and see if you will actually wake up.
That makes sense. How about you, Akita? Akita's going to look around and see if there's any people from Mars that he knows that look like they might be in trouble and prioritize them. Could you make a notice rule?
Plus one. You notice maybe about a couple of miles into the crowds, a giant pole where it's clear that there's a group of people besieged by the crowd outside of it. And within that small group of people, you can see a man who has only introduced you in passing. He has a very suspicious resemblance to Greg.
He's a Martian? He's got green skin? He's sitting there with a group of other people. Some of them recognize some of them you don't.
And it seems like they're trying to fight back the church themselves. Akita is going to rush towards them. And if you can get there, he's just going to start knocking any living organisms out. And then if there are robots, he's going to slice into their legs with a chainsaw.
Sounds good. I'm going to let Arlo do her thing first. Arlo? You're throwing Wali off of my back.
Hopefully she wakes up. Does she wake up? Oh yeah, she immediately basically warges into a beast and says, is it go time? I am going to aid my staff at her and I'm going to make Wali gigantic.
Can you make a roll and cash in a fake point? A roll of five. You successfully grow her to about 30 feet long. I guess not tall, ready to be long.
And she is towering over the crowds. She looks to you and says, I think I'm going to take out the biggest target. Does that work? Don't be afraid to go around a little.
And then she jumps over towards the large robot that bone starts fighting and starts carving into it. That works too. You still have your turn left though. Arlo can do her thing too.
Arlo wants to know if I can see the highest ranking on the night church member that I can find. There's a bunch of these golden robots around, but they all like a medical. What's your game plan? Break it.
How do you do that? Can I turn myself into a missile? Like a magic missile? Yeah, kind of like cloped myself in magic and then try to fly through people.
So basically you're turning yourself into a living bullet? Yeah, just kind of cloking myself in like magic energy. You know, like all that blue glowing crap that's inside of me and just like bring that energy to the top so that I get burned some shit. Sure.