Hello everybody and welcome to Weird Adventures in Space, the SHU's premier sci-fi Superhero real-playing podcast. My name is Junal B, your host of this show, and the narrator. And because this is a game, I will tell my cast when I gotta use DICE to figure out where the story's going. Before we get started, I would like to introduce my cast.
Hi, I'm your Jeezel. I'm here. I'm gonna play a game. That game is Monopoly.
I'm Logan and I are totally connected to it. I'm Rob and I'm your place. That was Tom. Oh no, it keeps getting worse.
Hi, I'm Zach. I play Arlo and the game of Risk. You play Arlo in the game of Risk. Yeah, I have taken some risks and they have not fanned out.
Hi, I'm Preyer. I play Lotus and I'm here to play Pretty Pretty Princess. Respect. Hi, I'm Mark.
I play Zai and I'm gonna fucking hurt. So I play football. Yeah. Y'all just yell us, Mark and I are banging our helmets together right now and doing touchdown dances and y'all just need your computer rooms.
That's right. Last episode in Weird Adventures in Space, there is a karate tournament on planet X the 10th planet in our solar system. It got fucked up by a bunch of bad dudes from the Rigor Corporation. An interstellar conglomerate that also happens to be a colonizing space force.
The Union of Heroes learns that Rigor has infiltrated the tournament, infiltrated the mafia they've been fighting, and infiltrated the Union's very own prison, causing quite a headache for our team. It's all been leading to this one. So make sure you keep listening. This is episode 20 of Weird Adventures in Space.
Desperation moves. Back on planet X, there has just been an explosion in the locker room underneath the Coliseum. Of the people who are still awake at upright and in one piece, I'll go ahead and run through them. You've got Prince Killix, the leader of the tournament.
You have a sereseum known as the Heartless One. You have Shang, you have Yama Akita, you have Awayfarer, and you have the Lutus. The last member of the sereseum team who was attacked backstage in the locker room, an individual known as the Godhead. The Godhead revealed herself to be Akita's long lost sister, Mei.
Akita doesn't say anything, he just stares. Tears just start going down his face and he's like, holy shit. You got big. Sure did.
What is the mess that you and dad have gotten into here? Rigor. Who's Rigor? Space Albert.
Kind of an intergalactic corporation trying to destroy practically all life, trying to take over everything. Why do you care about them? Who are the rest of these people? He's going to stand up.
Well, lots happened. I ended up on earth and I became one of earth's so-called superheroes, joined their Union of Heroes and I'm now part of their group stationed on Mars. Superhero? Yeah.
I've heard about them. I know they'd let you in considering your past. Neither did I. They just need some knock a few heads around.
Yeah, things have changed. The way I see it, you did the same exact thing dad. The hell have you been up to? You're a hero?
What does it even mean? You put an outfit on? No, I do everything myself under my own name. She looks down at their dead comrade.
She looks around at the rest of the Union. The hell are we going to do? I've got a match immediately and I'm down one team member. I have to go back to the Suresian tribal council and explain to them what a faceless one was murdered.
It's supposed to be a blood-free tournament, Killix. I mean, if nobody knows what he looks like underneath the mask, you could just slap a mask on and it just jester to a cuta. He didn't get to fight in the last tournament. She looks and says, if you defile that outfit, I will be responsible for burning his body in accordance with tribal traditions.
Killix says, I don't, unfortunately. I need to go announce what happened to the audience. There's already panic. He looks around at the room and says, all of you need to know that Reflectica will create a scene and will harm by his standards to get the hell out of here.
He walks around and goes up the stage. You want to go punch him, mirror lady? I think we can get her. Where's Bonestar?
Good question. Can I try to accomplish bonestar? You get him on the common, he says, bonestar in. I'm in and out, folks.
What do you need? We're looking for a lady who looks like she's made out of shattered mirrors. He immediately goes, Reflectica, you're going to get her. I'm in and out, folks.
What do you need? We're looking for a lady who looks like she's made out of shattered mirrors. He immediately goes, Reflectica? Yeah.
Bitch is in the Milky Way? Yeah, looks like she counts on too. I watched her kill a lot of people. She's going to be doing her best to get out of here and onto her ship.
I'd imagine she's trying to get to the port in order to get out, but I don't know. I could start making that way if you need me to. Probably because we're going to need to stall her. Would you recognize her ship if you saw it?
No. I didn't even know she was in this galaxy. Unless I heard she was working for some rock god. I don't have great news either.
But some beta is also here. I was feeling somebody named Omega is here too. Maybe. I haven't seen her.
Things are not good. I think we maybe need to send some people out to the decks to take a look around. Maybe a couple just to keep an eye on the crowd and who's going to try to pull something to get away. Do you need a minute?
I'm going to look at a key to be like just straight into the sister. Do you need a minute? Key to is going to walk up to May and go. We have an idea of who did this to your teammate.
You want to help take them down? That's fine. If not, I guess do whatever. She looks at you and says, I'm going to stop her because it's the right thing to do, Akita.
This is cold blooded murder. I can't tell them that. Neither can I. If I don't help you, you won't stick around long enough for me to beat your ass in the tournament.
Yeah. You keep telling yourself that. Why don't you come with me? I have an idea.
Rest of the group. What will you be doing with yourselves? I'll pause the city duty. You're going to go see the people.
Yeah, amongst them. Who will be going with Wayfarer on city duties? I think I'm going to stick back here in case there's anything going on backstage with the other fighters. I'll go way far then.
Are you just casing the halls in general? Probably doing a little bit of recon on the locker room because they got to hold a Yama's badge. But you said you left it in the ship, right? Key to went to the carcass to change.
So that's where it would be. How far away is the carcass from where we are? It's like across the city. Also, if everyone else is leaving, you do have the issue of President Gory Oling unconscious on the ground.
Yeah, I'll probably take some time and heal him up. So I'll stay with him. Seems like he's suffering from a skull fracture. That's going to be fun.
Just stand in there with a hand in the healing light. It's a really pretty print in him and you head. You spend some time repairing his injuries. And this will take a good 20 to 30 minutes with your life magic.
Can you make me able to roll? That is a plus four. You nearly avoid blacking out in the middle of this. Jesus Christ.
Because you're starting to get more sick. You're starting to get a fever. You're starting to get sweats. Long enough, you're going to start getting jittery.
Okay, I like that. It's like someone slits you some botulism or something. Yama, you're left looking directly at your sister May. Are you going to go where she is?
Yeah. Megas looks like a side door and opens it up. It is a large staircase. She's racing her cup the stairs as fast as possible.
She can do three stairs at a time. She can do a game of press. Once you get to the top, she points in the direction of the skyline. You look down and you can see the vast majority of the city from here.
Maybe we can catch one of them running away. He'll start looking around, sniffing around, seeing if you can catch any sense. She's going to start doing the same thing. And I'm going to have you both make a perception roll.
Is that with the bonus? Yep. Plus five. She did not do very well.
She filled out on that one. You get a whiff of Monarchy, Kat Ninja, who was in the locker room and dropped a smoke bomb in your ass. You can't see where she is. You can just smell her.
Reef trace, somewhere eastern, 23 degrees. May looks at you. I can't believe you're here. I heard rumors that you were alive, but I don't get off planet.
Yeah, I'm a little curious as to what happened to you. After I was unser mostly kicked off, I just kind of wandered. You don't happen to dad, right? He's on ditches.
Yeah. I had some sort of like assassin group coming for him. So they bailed. All family fell apart from like the lowest guys, the security guys up to the copos.
I was at home when they came to like when the assassins came. I just came out the back door. I hid. I was street people for a while.
I got in a barge to get off planet, but it hit an asteroid. Me and a handful of other people were just left floating in space. It was days and days and days. And I was unconscious when apparently we went through the black hole and the ship crash landed on Ceres.
Right at the edge of the Milky Way here, right next door. This is beautiful jungle. This beautiful lush jungle with crazy looking animals everywhere. And humans, Ceres is populated by this alien species known as human beings.
They're just like you and I. The humans welcome me to their home. And you know, I find them very interesting. But they're fragile.
And despite that, they seem to persist against impossible odds. Yeah, I know that. There's quite a few of them over there on Earth too. Really?
Yeah. I never knew. After besting all of them in hand-to-hand combat, I was elected to be the godhead, the figurehead, to protect the planet from external threats. The two people by my side were also venerated warriors.
To say we failed to be an understatement. You didn't do that, did you? No. I figured not.
At least I know you'd be straight enough with me to tell me. Could I be another perception woman? That's a plus two. You can see about myelin to the distance.
Cat-like figure running across the rooftops at tops speed, clearly heading towards the port. I think I got one of them. You show me where? He's going to point and toward the port.
Shit. Can you? Not personally, no. Then hold tight.
He pulls out from her robes a collapsible hang glider made out of wood and canvas. Doesn't look fancy whatsoever. And she goes, I have all sorts of wonderful things inside this cloak. Go do your thing.
Yeah. A lot fun. She'll glide on down and she'll go, I've gotta park this thing otherwise I'm splat. Do you want to just hop off when you can?
I'll say I've jumped off higher. Okay, can you make me a fizzy girl? Plus three. You manage to land on the rooftop six feet as she's running for.
As you land you see this is the same catwoman you've always known. known. Covered in head to toe in black robes, black gear, her face is covered, her hands are covered. She has visible eyes and mouth through her mask, which is how you can notice her.
Same dead eyes, same sharp teeth. She's clearly just trying to run towards you. Did Akita notice her face through a wall? Yes, yes she did.
Does Akita have like men of power damping cuffs that roll like a resources for that or something? You could, sure. Go ahead and make me a resources check. You'll need a fake point in order to have something that powerful.
Hey, plus two. You do have a power dampening field that's only within like melee range but it's on. She tries to take her turn to run through you teleport style and when she starts the teleport it doesn't act exactly correct for her. Right, she starts and then is like, oh no, I'm gonna do that.
Instead she opts to try to slide underneath your legs. You make me a physique or a fight roll to catch her. I'm gonna do a fight. I'm gonna use a fake one on that.
A lot better. That's plus seven. You actually fucking tied her. She tries to slide through your legs.
You're able to stop her but not really catch her. So instead she just rolls through and she's standing right behind you. Then you get your turn. He's just gonna try and capture her.
Okay. Just try and like put her in a hole. Good. Make me a physique roll.
Plus four. So you manage to grapple her. You hold her close for your turn. For her turn she turns around to look at you in the eye and goes, I didn't know you'd be getting this close this soon.
You and I need to have a nice long chat. Oh, I agree. But I'm so busy and I'm gonna miss my flight. Yeah, I think you'll be fine.
Are you gonna be fine? Do you know what's coming? I have an idea. She looks amused.
Please educate me. Regar's up to some fucking shit as usual. At least I'm how I got you and I'd say a little over half the wall roped into this. She sits there and looks off into the sky with an unusual look on the face.
It's so close. You're so close. Here's the here's the deal. I'll tell you exactly what's going on in exchange for one little kiss.
Over on the prison planet of Mercury. We cut last time to Xi, seeing Rigor corporation leader and CEO of Invasions, orbita Omega, freeing former friend faux question mark of the Union of Heroes, El Bido from his prison cell, capturing him and planting some sort of big helmet on his head. You also know from the Warden White Star that another prisoner in Ice Ghost from Mars is also loose in the facility. Xi, you're in this corridor.
You see this man get dragged out into the circle. You see the helmet you placed on his head. I'm giving you the opportunity to react. Well, if I remember correctly the way I reacted was yelling capitalism and then jumping and trying to bite the helmet.
Yes, that is true. Can you make me a physique role and then a fight role? Physique, I got a plus one and for fight, I got a plus four. You said you're trying to take the helmet?
Rip the helmet? No, I'm biting it. Oh, you're biting it? If it can be destroyed, I'm eating it.
Okay. Well, I rolled helmet integrity. It did do so. You got a big chunk of that.
Okay. Lots of alien circuitry. Lots of rare medals you've never tasted before. A cornucopia of the senses, but you're also surrounded by like 13 people.
Yeah, I know. And on top of El Bido's, I'm swimming back in front of me was facing me. Yeah, I think it'd be like right in front of mealing down. Like you're like, you know how you might give like your dog a kiss on the forehead.
I figured I jumped on his shoulders like a gargoyle and we're biting down with that. That's what I assumed unless you want to do your way. Oh, no, I like the gargoyle shit. That's good.
We're going with that. As you're surrounded by these eight rigor, as they call them, floor walkers, the woman in the executive gear looks at you biting into the helmet and goes, who the hell are you? You are not in any of our files. We need a threat assessment quickly.
She almost says that like she's talking to someone else. While she says that, who am I? I'm going to with the food amount or work. She says to the robots, detain him.
I need to go back to the ship to get a replacement helmet. This one's not done yet. As she attempts to leave. I will give you one turn to react before these robots jump in on you.
Do you mind if I say instead of digesting the piece of helmet, it was still in my mouth? And can I try to sit it at her? So it would be like a shoot? Yeah, for sure.
Go ahead and make a shoot roll. I got a plus three. Oh man. So you actually hit her twice in the back with two bits of computer shrapnel and she actually falls to the ground like unexpectedly like, oh, and then scatters her shit onto the concrete floor of the prison.
She's clearly caught unaware and then the robots move in. So Mark, I need you to make three fight rolls. Five, three and four. You only take one damage and that's from the second roll.
They went three, four, three. These robots are trying to like all lunge at you at the same time to secure you. But because you are kind of knowing your shit and your position well, you can kind of dart your way out of the group other than getting clocked on the side of the head on your way out. I would say because of Gavin's funny skills, I'm good.
He's gonna do the Tommy back flip when he gets away from like putties and things like that. So that's how I got out of there. Do you still get sparks coming off and even when you get hit? I guess if it's Gavin because even in Power Rangers when they're in human forms, I'll say there are sparks.
So possibly yes. You got sparked on the side of that a little bit. That's my favorite part of my lecture. It kills me.
As you do your complicated back flip, I'm gonna say that you managed to get like 15 feet away from the group. While I was back looking, I'm trying to back flip towards the person who was leaving, trying to you know away from them but towards them. Sure, you're racing towards them. They're still scattered on the ground for getting shot.
While back flipping them for my move, if I could roll a probably a physique would be to back flip to sit on them. So on the ground with me on top of them. Sure. Yeah, that would be a fizzy.
Oh, that was not good. I got a zero. In reaction to you trying to like jump onto her. She uses her shrinking powers and becomes about three inches tall so that your butt move misses her entirely.
I'm just gonna make it so but no, no, no, no. I don't know what else would be. I'm gonna pivot back to Arlo. Arlo, you're face to face with Prince Malley, a former aristocrat shapeshifter who has the odd preclivity to talk like a cat and not respect anyone's personal space.
He just stabbed you in the chest. What's your game plan? This isn't going well. It went better in my head.
I want to pull a knife out of my stuff. Can I do like that kind of kick thing off of me? You can give it a shot if you want to roll a fight in the physique. Right, it's four.
The physique is a two. So he managed to block the knife attack but you still pushed him back. Probably a good fight. Did I happen to pushing back into the cell?
He's not back into the cell, no. He's doing the thing where he's like fighting blocking or like he dodged by putting his arms up and kind of got squished back a bit. So he is on his back foot. He still does get the ticket turn.
For the next part of the turn, he attempts to shapeshift into a long noodle and then stretch all the way up to the ceiling. It looks like he's trying to escape again. I'm gonna cut the noodle in half. I'm gonna cut the noodle in half.
Fight roll? Yeah, four. Yeah, you cut the noodle in half. Good.
It's just his ass on the ground now and he has nothing but a little twitchy set of feet while the rest of him is still climbing in the ceiling. He's still just trying to escape. So I'll give you a physique roll at the front of the chains. Two.
Ooh, he critically failed. Oh, loser. So you managed to catch him in the rafters. What you do with yourself?
Cut off more of the noodle. Good. Make me a fight roll? Four.
No, that managed to get him actually. Yeah. So you cut him off. Now he's just arms shoulders and head really swinging through the rafters like an ape.
Really buddy? Am I just strolling along keeping up with him? He does this. You are.
Yeah, he's clearly not having a good time. Like every time you cut off a piece of him, he moves slower. Can I jump up and cut in an arm? Go ahead and make me a fight roll?
Three. He rolled a negative three. So he cut his arm off. His torso and arm falls from the ceiling about 20 feet, lands on the ground, splatters like Nickelodeon gat and then it reconstitutes itself into a mallet.
Although there's less material now, so it's only about a two foot tall version of mallet. Oh, there might be two of them. Yeah, is he objectively adorable here? Oh, no, he's really gross still.
Oh, he's just disgusting. And you can hear him kind of saying, I didn't sign up for this. I thought I was just going to get to leave. Can I open a portal under him that will throw him back into the cell door?
Oh, that's spicy. Go ahead and make me two will rolls or five. He is inside the cell. He falls through the portal and it pops him right in the middle of the room.
Yeah, can I shut the door? Have to run back over? Yep. You managed to do like the baseball dash and close the door before he gets out.
Do I slide in his seat? Oh, for flavor as I'm running over to go and hit the door, I would like to slip on a puddle of former Malek. And that's why I'm sliding. It's not that I slid intentionally.
I slipped. Are you trying to bumble? Yes, I'm bumble. Fuck.
Exactly. You know, in hockey, when somebody's going for a check and then they miss and then they basically skid all the way to the wood and they they fuck their shoulder up. Yes, go face first. That's what you do.
Like, skid across the ground and you hit it with like the side of your body and it slams shut, but fuck it hurt. Do I remember which way white star went? Yeah, it's the same way that's I went and the same way that Malek was trying to run away to head that direction. I'm going to look sad and somber because I don't know where my cat is.
While you're sadly and somberly walking down the hall, you can see a good 20 feet away from you. What appears to be a floating six armed ghost. That's creepy. I don't like it.
It looks like a native Martian brain skin eight to nine feet tall, but as if it were like elderly, wraith, eyes or sunken and hollow. Was this one of the ones that I ran into when I died the first time? No, it is not, but make me a Laura Roll. Three.
Last time you were in the prison, you did spy on this person. I did. You did not talk to them or anything. You just noticed them.
They are a white or a shade, which is the type of ghost that stays around after its death in order to enact some sort of vengeance. In the case of this guy, he wants the entire universe to be cool, so he kills anything that produces heat, which is why his name is heat death. I would point out to him that the majority of the universe is cold. He was arrested for trying to burn out the sun.
So not a good guy. Very nasty fucker. A huge boogeyman in Martian traditional culture. They tell you this guy was coming for you.
Is he moving quickly? Or is he slow? He's slow. He's a ghost.
He can float through walls and stuff. He looks like he's basically haunting a halls looking for someone or something. I don't know how to fight ghosts. Make me a Laurel.
Imagine I could if I know how to. I know how to. It's a five. In your culture, your thought that ghosts can be contained within an object or within a box, within a charm circle, I don't have any of my shit anymore.
You do have your staff. I do. Do I notice that it is very cold around him? Like do I see like the hallway is freezing as he moves along?
It's running away from the ice. Okay, so I should know not to get close to it. I don't like hallways. Do I know where that training room is that White Star and I were in earlier?
You do? How big was that? It was Jesus, the weird comparison. Maybe this has like the inside of gas station or something.
Bigger than your average room, but not like a warehouse or anything. I want to fight him, but I don't want to get caught in the hallway. They had this ghost contained. Yes, in a cell.
Maybe he may look at me but he's in the room. It's at this moment where you hear El Bido and it's very clearly El Bido's voice come from down one of the halls screaming at the top of his lungs, bloody murder, just ripping your ears to shreds. Do I know a way to that room for where it's coming from without going through the ghost? You don't, but I'm going to cut away so you have some time to figure it out.
Back on Planet X, Wayfarer and Sean. You exit the Colosseum locker room into the grounds of the Colosseum with these enormous bustling crowds all around you. What is your move to track down the cosmic hall? I can go high.
You want a big low? Yeah, I could like what? I'll start flan around and look at it stuff. Can you make me into its role?
Sorry. You're above the crowd at this point in time and you're more than a little inconspicuous. It's pretty easy to see that you're up there. You see in the crowd maybe a good 1,500 feet in front of Sean.
You recognize one of the new scene fighters, a large grey goblin man in a black leather jacket. Okay. You saw him next to Reflectica and Monarchy when they were doing the whole like announcing everybody's teams bit. Okay.
But he wasn't done in the locker room. I will just kind of hover in his general area and radio the location to show. And I will just wait. I will start pushing through the crowd to get him.
Can you make me two fizzy girls please? Yep. And that's a plus two and a plus four. Neg three, his stealth role.
Not a stealthy guy I guess. That's what I put it. So you can get closer and notice him. He's about eight foot tall leather chaps leather jacket.
The horrible grey face with round yellow teeth and he seems to have circuitry inside of his ears, nose, mouth, eyes. He's walking around clearly looking for someone. If Sean is close enough I'll call out to the weird looking dude. Can we help you?
He looks up at you and he makes like an unintelligible like noise and then shakes his fist. Okay. Sorry. You just look lost.
He yells up at you. Processors meant to find the union. You're one of them. I said and so.
Well he pulls out a pair of nunchucks from his back pocket. He's like let me hit you. What? No.
He's clearly in like waving his fist mode first. Now he's stomping over your way. Okay well try not to start leaving him away from the crowd if I can. Okay.
Anyone who gets in his way he just like violently pushes to the ground. Okay not great but let's keep it rolling. At one point in time one of the civilians takes a swing at him and then processor clocks him in the forehead with these nunchucks. Looks like they're made out of some sort of like titanium alloy because the student is not for 10 to 15 feet.
Fuck. Okay. Can I like fly out really high and then fly down quickly with land next to him. Kind of do like a sonic wave to push people away.
Could you make a self-roll and then a will roll? Oh god. One. Okay.
Three. For the first roll you are successfully selfie but your desire to do a sonic wave only pushes everyone except him. Close enough. Then he turns around to you and say ah fair fight.
He stares you down like he's ready to go fists with your wayfare. Okay. Yeah as he says fair fight I'm gonna just run in and tackle him. Go ahead and make me a physique roll and then a fight roll.
That's a plus three on the physique and a plus two on the fight. You go to give him a giant shoulder tackle and like in a wrestling game when two people are running together you both just kind of like brick into each other and then step back and you're both standing like fuck just happening. For his turn he just looks at you Sean and goes I'm gonna kill you kill you for rock and roll and then Swace is not checking you again. Because he thinks it's rock and roll or because he blames Sean for rock and roll music.
He loves rock and roll. He's killing him for the name of rock and roll. Okay. He's a heavy metal goblin with cybernetic implants.
That's a plus four. People very poorly so you're able to duck under this quite well. Be the best in the name of jazz. I'm gonna train to take those nunchucks away from him.
I'll walk up to him and I'll grab him. Okay. Can you make me a physique roll? Three.
Okay. You managed to wrestle the nunchucks away from him. Okay. You're holding them now.
They are very heavy. You must be pretty damn strong. I'm going to turn them into salami. That's beautiful.
You managed successfully salami fiveease nunchucks. I'll hand them back. Oh yeah. For his turn the processor Sean hits you in the head with a giant thing of salami.
Go ahead and make him a fight roll. Yeah. Plus six. Okay.
You can catch the salami. That's fine. It's just a sausage. You're not scared.
What happens before you're turned though Sean? Wayfarer can you make me a physique roll? That's a three. Okay.
Crittles a success on the part of Reflectica. You feel red hot, shards of broken glass cascade it from your shoulders down to your ankles on the back of your body. Over and over and over again. You're going to end up having thousands of cuts and by the time she pulls her body out of yours.
I'd like to throw the salami at Reflectica to try and specifically gum her up. She's still embedded in Wayfarer's back. Is this the game plan to like extract her? Yeah.
Or do some of that salami. Yeah. Like how you use bread to pick up broken glass. You just press it in and then.
Okay. Then I think I'm just going to try and keep processor distracted. Not trying to do any damage to just trying to keep him occupied. We'll go for the grapple.
Okay. Can you get a physique roll? That's plus three. He fails and you manage to put him in like a choke hold and he is kind of like on as they say in wrestling.
He's on noodle legs. It's getting a little noodly. He's losing his composure. Wayfarer back to your turn.
You're filled with broken glass. Now I'm going to concentrate on turning it to sand. Can you make me a little roll? Four.
You manage to cilify the glass in your back into sand. Meaning that it turns into individual grains of sand and falls out of your wounds. That doesn't turn into goofy. It does not turn into goofy.
For her turn, Reflectica gathers herself together and is now a walking cloud of sand. It takes her entire turn to reconstitute herself. I'm going to cut to the processor. He's going to try and get out of Sean's grapple.
He failed again. I mean this seems to be working so I'm just going to keep trying to. Can you make me another physique roll? Plus four.
Oh my god. I'm starting to feel bad for this guy. He's just like not having a good day. He's having a real one.
It's at this moment. Wayfarer. When Bones star shows up and blasts the cloud of sand that is reflective of a nuclear hellfire blast. He basically hits her so that she falls into the ground in one solid piece of glass.
He goes, I think it's all on you big gug. Is she like a solid person now or solid glass? Like if a ginger brand man was made out of glass and was mean. I'm going to put her in a bubble.
Go ahead and make a bubble for me. Okay. Seven. Though you manage to bubble her off.
In this form she's actually quite immobile. She needs to be in tiny pieces to be able to move around. Sean can you make me a final physical? Yep.
Yeah. That would do. Plus three. Okay.
The processor is officially in the nap zone. He has been knocked out, choked out like a punk. Go back to Goblin's roof. Bones star looks at both of you and says, that was a hell of a job.
Glad we did it all together. I realize I didn't do anything, but you guys did great job. I'm going to give Sean a high five. Yeah.
Sean will return high five and then a full on the bone star. He'll also give you a high five. Up on the rooftop, Sakeda. You've been locked in a passionate embrace here for a few seconds.
That's all the tricks. You've heard Monarchy's offer? He's just going to ask, are you going to run away again? That depends on how good the kiss is.
Fuck it. I killed it. Go ahead and make me a physical. It's plus four.
Okay. She critically fails. I don't know. A kid goes in for a kiss.
I would say reluctantly. She doesn't expect it. And as soon as he makes contact, she just kind of is like, fuck and immediately goes limp. Like I didn't think you'd do that.
Hey, you're the one that asked. I was just trying to psyche you out. I didn't hate it. I mean, it deals a deal.
She looks down into the crowd and is like, and it looks like my boss is going to be going to jail soon. So let's make good. I've been reflected because one of her right hands for a while and she got approached by some tree woman named Omega to frame you up. Sounds about right.
She didn't even know any of the stuff that's going on. She doesn't have any allegiance to Rygor. It was just some work job for her. I'm guessing the plug came along because he's a piece of shit.
Yeah, probably. But yeah, I don't have anything to do with Rygor. I don't want anything to do with him. If you want, I might have an offer for a new job for you.
You don't want to look too desperate though. Go ahead and make me a physical physique. So another plus four. She immediately drops a smoke bomb and wrestles herself out of your arms.
But in the crowd, you can hear her say, I'll send you my resume. If you roll fizzy again, you can trade it to your cepter. But she's already halfway down. Yeah, you just kissed and she ran away.
It might be a bad look for you. He is going to say fuck it. Whatever. You get some time to come down and regroup with the game.
If he sees them down there, he'll jump down to him. So you see bone star and shawm and waferr. They've detained reflectica within a bubble and the large grey goblin man has been choked out. Can reflectica hear anything in the bubble?
Yes. He is going to walk up. Man, you chose the wrong job to take. She says you sure about that?
Wouldn't Rygor have to lose for that to be the case? Yeah. Well, I like to play the odds then maybe. I don't think you have a chance.
I know that Goryo has nothing. Instead of starting with the winners here, boys, don't be jealous because I get in first. You're just going to turn to wafer and shawm and be like, well, looks like you guys got things already handled here. Yeah, I guess.
That's very ominous thing she just said. I just don't like it. Yeah. It's at that moment when you hear the announcement over the loudspeakers that the Martian teams and the Suresian teams need to report to the call the team for their match.
The team is going to sigh and tell shawm and waferr and bone star about what happened to Monarchy. Once their immediately goes kissing, this is disgusting. It's not great. I don't think we'll have to worry about her.
Well, that's a plus. She seems to fucking hate this bitch. She's no point to reflectia. The feeling's mutual.
I wonder why. She sucks at her job. I got caught, didn't I? And she's the one that didn't get caught.
Yeah, I guess jokes on me. Wherever you put me, I'll be out in days. Have a phone one. After taunting immediately says like, oh god, I guess we did get dequeued them from the tournament, huh?
Yeah, a little bit. Speaking of waferr, shawm. Do you guys have these two or? Go and do your thing.
I'm sure we have like a holding seller something on the carcass. Tell him let him know if anything happens. I'd say about halfway on the way in in the crowd. Made me something.
Friend to collapse her hang lighter again. Not waf- godling back so well. And she's like, is he ready to fight? I didn't know he'd be doing this this time.