Weird News Update! Here are ten weird things from this week's news: This is the What a Weird Week Show on Friday, July 31st, 2026. #Groundhog #OnlyFans

It's Friday, July 31, 2026 and here is your weird news update featuring some of the odd and fun things from the news. This is What a Weird Week (show notes: shownotes.page).10 How big is the largest jellyfish in the world? I mean, scary but not terrifying. Link: https://www.popsci.com/environment/worlds-largest-jellyfish-cape-cod/Video: https://www.instagram.com/reel/Da-4F7iO_Y5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ== 9 Are we going to be growing back our tooth enamel soon or what? (asking for a friend)Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260717033046.htm 8 Did Katy Perry eventually get out of the large water bottle? Yes, yes she did.Link: https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2026/07/29/katy-perry-crowd-surfing-bottle-stuck-isle-of-mtv-malta/91099269007/Video: https://youtu.be/T7jN1KrSC50?si=HT9EmLCwEuKj6-z- 7 Does watching TV too much really shrink your brain? Link: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/07/260721000822.htm 6 Catching up with da Bears. Link: https://www.foxnews.com/us/black-bear-caught-video-wanders-southern-california-water-district-office-pushing-open-front-door 5 Breaking wind news: what is normal? NY Post asks so we don't have to.Link: https://nypost.com/2026/07/23/health/how-much-we-fart-in-a-day-and-which-age-group-is-gassiest/ 4 Groundhog Only Fans Page. Wait, how many groundhogs have access to the internet?Link: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marmot-research-funding-onlyfans_n_6a67e275e4b02c67a5ad9ed4 3 Space Needle Parachute Jump!Link: https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/weird-news/2026/07/26/seattle-police-are-searching-for-two-men-who-parachuted-from-the-space-needle/ 2 Captain Stinky draws the Fool Card: Pet owners in the headlines for giving their pets tarot-card-readings. Link: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/articles/south-koreans-turn-tarot-glean-010807577.html Bonus: Study Finds Headline: "The Simple PowerPoint Trick That Improved Student Test Scores". Is it really simple though, because I need it to be really simple.Link: https://studyfinds.com/powerpoint-trick-improved-learning/ Bonus: Listening to the birds sing linked to stress relief. But how long? Because I can only spare ten minutes for those birds. Link: https://studyfinds.com/10-minutes-birdsong-forest-stress-relief/ Highway Pickle Spill.Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/24/pickle-spill-State-Route-316-Pickaway-County-Ohio/2231784910787/ Shark Tattoo Record.Link: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2026/07/24/Guinness-World-Records-shark-tattoos/6641784906928/