Welcome to the Jungle: Seth and Chris Go Full Metal Jacket

Can you believe Kimmel’s back? Seth and Chris go full Screaming and talk about that, along with Kamala Harris’s daughter being the “left’s Sydney Sweeney,” Giraffe Pussy, and the apparatus you can buy to simulate having sex with a giraffe. Yeah, it gets weird. Don’t say we didn’t warn you!Get commercial-free versions of our episodes, early releases, and exclusive content by subscribing to our premium platforms, including our Substack: Find us on Rumble: https://rumble.com/premium and Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.comSPONSOR: CMS Airpod Case (Gen I and II) - https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/listing/cms-airpods-case-gen-i-and-iiGet all your favorite CMS Merchandise from our online store: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/BUY CHRIS AKIN’S BEST BOOKS HERE:Call Me Chris by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories by Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... By Chris Akin - https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqNOTE: Everything said here, and on every episode of all of our shows, are 100% the opinions of the hosts. Nothing is stated as fact. Do your own research to see if their opinions are true or not.#giraffepussy, #jimmykimmel, #kamalaharris, #sydneysweeney, #podcast, #comedy, #weirdnews, #bizarre, #nsfw, #thesethwilliamsshow This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe