Welcome to the Wormhole

Got something to say to this podcast? Send a voicemail, and you might hear yourself on the next episode! 🌌 Episode 1: Welcome to the Wormhole BZZZT! Static clears... You are officially tuned into The WORM 99.9! Broadcasting live from a cosmic wormhole directly to your ears, it’s the only radio station serving up the strangest, funniest shows in the universe. In our jam-packed premiere episode, the frequency is completely out of control. Grab your headphones and check out today's broadcasting schedule: 📰 Really Big News: Our news anchor breaks down the facts on the absolute biggest animal in the entire world TO HAVE EVER EXISTED. 🦝 And Now a Raccoon Calling In: Follow one increasingly frustrated raccoon trying to make some phone calls to file a complaint with animal control, order a pizza, and a Jam & Jelly customer service line. But beware: when things don't go his way, he unleashes his brooding, dramatic, Batman-like persona! 🎵 Cosmic Jams: Zen out to an interstellar song all about the wonders of our solar system! 🚀 Mission Control: We intercept a distress call from the spaceship Galactigone. Captain Bruce Blaster has just woken up from cryo-sleep—his crew is missing, a mysterious alien is lurking in the shadows, and he needs YOUR math skills to solve a series of codes and get him home! 🎭 Soap Opera de Italiana: Join Vincenzo and Giuseppe for a dramatic, unforgettable, and slightly disgusting restaurant confrontation involving some questionable food. 🌋 Science Surfing with Kai Crust: Grab your surfboards! We’re hanging ten on tectonic plates and learning how they surf on liquid hot lava. 🧘 The Deep Breath Sign-Off: After all that wormhole chaos, we wrap up the broadcast with a quick, calming breathing exercise to bring us back to Earth. 🦝 Connect With The WORM! Love the chaos? Hit Follow or Subscribe on your favorite app so you never miss a transmission from the wormhole! Parents & Teachers: Leave us a review and let us know what your kids' favorite segment was! Visit our station website: https://rss.com/podcasts/the-worm-99-9 Follow our terrestrial updates on Instagram: @99.9_worm