Welcome to "Useless Confessions"

This week on Useless Banter, we put our decision-making skills to the test with the most important fantasy draft of our lives: celebrity crushes, fast food chains, and more. Let’s just say some of our picks were questionable… and some felt deeply personal.We also introduce our newest segment, Useless Confessions, where listeners anonymously submit their messiest, funniest, and most unhinged stories for us to react to. And trust us — the first confession already set the bar in hell.From dream teams to red flags, combo meals to coping mechanisms, this episode is equal parts strategy, chaos, and oversharing.