Welcome to Wild Kingdom, Where If the Parasites Won’t Get You, Papa Bear Will

Hour 1 (8.3) Timmy’s back for another Monday with his BFF and intrepid traveler Mark Thompson, who’s still dishing on that scorching Europe trip where it was hotter than Hades. Timmy keeps the adventure rolling with more stories from his Alaska cruise with KFI fans and iHeart friends — he felt like he was 90 years old and loved every second of it, even catching himself eyeing walkers like they were go-go dancers in the club.   With the whole crew in the studio, it’s the perfect moment to blast Bob Krause’s classic “KFI Misfits” — no notes, pure 10.   Hollywood just posted a record-breaking box office weekend: “Spider-Man: Brand New Day” swung in with a massive $360 million debut (biggest opening ever), while Christopher Nolan’s “The Odyssey” added another $51 million. The crew is Hollywood-adjacent, so Timmy says it’s time to promote the hell out of the local industry.   On a darker note, the cyclosporiasis parasite outbreak linked to Big Lettuce has now claimed two lives (both with serious underlying conditions). And in eagle news, experts believe Jackie the anemic bald eagle was attacked by her own kids, Sandy and Luna, because they wanted the fish she’d just caught. Those little ingrates! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.