We’re Budgeting, Blushing, and Bewildered

Welcome back to another episode of unhinged bestie logic, where one of us is thriving in No Spend November (it’s Jen, shockingly ) and the other one is currently explaining why a Stanley cup in a new color is an emotional need, not a purchase (hi, it’s Ashten 🥲).In this episode we cover:💸 No Spend November — where it came from, who started it, and why we should probably sue them.💄 Full Glam Every Day Women:You know those women who wake up, contour, blend, bake, and sparkle before 9am?Yeah… we need to know HOW, WHY, and are they okay???🦃 The Presidential Turkey Pardon:Jen: “Oh yeah, they pardoned the turkey.”Ashten: “I’m sorry, the WHAT?”We go deep. It’s emotional. It’s poultry.😍 Presidential Crushes:Because everyone has one. Don’t lie.And yes, ours says a lot about our attachment styles.Don’t worry — we unpack that too.🔮 Superstition Showdown:Do you knock on wood?Avoid stepping on cracks?Refuse to put your purse on the floor?Prepare to find out which one of us is a fun quirky starand which one may need to sage the entire house immediately.It’s chaos. It’s laughter. It’s learning (barely).Come listen and question our life choices with us.🎧 Grab your earbuds. This one is chef’s-kiss ridiculous.