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Oh, because we're a team now. That's a nice story. The Devil wears Prada 2 in theaters Friday. Is he not here?
He is. Hey. Hi. Nice to see you.
What? What's wrong? You think this is a game? Does this look like a game to you?
This right here? Oh, you watched the. Yeah, I just watched off the Rails. Yeah, we haven't both the gasp.
Yeah, I'm. I'm taking this away. You know, this is our new building. Come on, Hila.
This will be fun. That's my good. I thought he was a door. No, no, no, it's not.
It's not. It's not. You're right, you're right, you're right. Hey, I thought you were on the Proof, love.
Say you're sorry. Sorry. Just. I don't trust you on that thing.
Do you think this is a gamey. No more Gatsby. Seriously, dude, you are mental. That thing.
Stop. Stop. Hila. Okay, okay, okay.
I promise, I promise. No more on the gas. Can I keep it, please? No, man, you're crazy.
Not thinking. I. That was terrifying. Hila, come on.
Please. It's ridiculous. You're way more dangerous than I am. Okay, all right.
I have to say, it kind of takes over. So if you guys missed it, we did off the Rails on Wednesday. That was a lot of fun. Maybe a little bit too much fun.
And Hila came to. Well, you gotta chill. You're already destroying walls. I like.
I was like, you know, it's my office. I own this bit. Right. So do you want it to look like a doctor?
No, but I think it's funny if there's, like, damage everywhere. Had crew members, you know. Oh. Welcome, everybody, to After Dark.
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It's Friday. How you feeling? Good to see you, by the way. Feeling good.
Yeah. Do you want to apologize for how you were driving that thing or you feel like you were in the right? Yeah, because you were coming at me pretty hard. It genuinely scared me.
You had it coming. How's everything else going? Good. Excellent.
So, okay, what is this? How's everybody? Okay, here. This was something that we need to talk about.
This is something we need to address. All right, love. In the last episode, people been noticing that he. Why do you do this, love?
You do well, let's see if there's actually. Let's see. Here's the actual image of the face he always makes. Wow.
But it does look like you're always doing blue Steel where you're kind of puckering up, like, you know. Right. And is that something that you know you do, or is that something that. By the way, Love has been transported.
His consciousness has been uploaded to the Matrix, and he's now on a bot. Here. Let's see you, love. I want to see you.
Right, yeah. So love's in now on a bot, Dan. So did you know that that was something you did when you kind of pucker up Blue steel? No.
Kind of. Yes. No, not really. Because I think there's two parts to it.
I guess my mouth. I kind of pucker up. It's just a habit. I just suck all the air out of my mouth like that.
Then it's the eyes. I have four screens in front of me and a completely dark room, which I don't think is super healthy with your eyes. Definitely not. And so I kind of just don't open my eyes that much.
You look good, though. You got that sexy look. No, I'm not. Dan's about to come.
Here's all the memes about you. Yeah. By the way, I enjoy the meme a lot. Handsome Squidward.
You do kind of resemble handsome Squidward. This is you. People are saying this is what they think you think you look like. Do you think you look like a sexy E boy?
No. Yeah. Yeah. We've been having way too much fun out here in the office.
The new office with all the space and everything. Oh, good times. You know, it's James Charles birthday, so we have a whole birthday celebration planned for him coming up later. I just thought it was so special how this guy who's kind of just been outed as a.
Really? People always make fun of me because now apparently I'm saying prolific law. Okay. It used to be fascinating, and people came out of the same fascinating.
Now I'm saying prolific law. But you describe it, you just. You find a better describer of James Predatorness than prolific. No, it's accurate.
Yeah. I mean, he's an accurate predator. I mean, the guy is hitting, like, expert numbers. I'm desperate.
He's hall of fame. He got 2.1 million, which, like, even before the controversy, this is a big post for him. Right. So he has not lost any support.
He said, hey, guys, just want to say happy birthday. You know, he's go heading out to Chuck E. Cheese later. To celebrate with all his.
With all his friends. That's where they like to go. Age appropriate. Hey, before we get to that, though, bring them on.
I have a special guest on the line. Just bring them on. Okay? Who's on?
One second. Just a moment here. Friday. Let's go, baby.
Let's go. It's Friday, baby. Friday, Friday. Memorial Day weekend.
Day. This is now Memorial Day weekend officially, Right. Next Monday. This Monday.
This Monday, baby. Cheers, baby. Cheers, baby. Friday.
Yeah, baby. Your shirt says black. What's on the rest of your shirt? Just.
I just see black. Yeah, baby, yeah. Friday. Friday.
Friday. Is it school? Hell no. Is it work?
Hell no. No. Friday, baby. Yeah.
All right. Thanks, Gabe. Take care. Have a great weekend.
All right. Cheers, buddy. Bye. Love to hear from.
Good. You know, you got to start off Friday with the right tone. It's Friday, baby. Anyway, James Charles, can you believe the amount of support?
And then there's also like, big ass influencers who are like, happy birthday, sweetheart. See you Chuck E. Cheese later for the big bash. See you at Brian Singer's house later.
Wow. Sister snapped. This guy. Who's this guy?
Oh, he's not even big. He only has 80,000 just on the cloud pill. So embarrassing. But anyway, so we actually are super excited to be celebrating his birthday.
We have some call ins lined up. We also have some great videos and some good times planned. For example, you look. Yeah.
Here. Okay. You know what a thirst trap is on Tik Tok? No.
I feel like I've heard that, but I don't know actually what it is. Okay, so a thirst trap is when you're just trying to bait, like, horny. It could be like, for men or women. We're trying to bait, like, horny young people to just like, get all worked up over your content.
Like when people leave comment like, you don't want to check my stories. Yeah, yeah. Well, and if you check and it's like, then like this, like a girl in a tiny bikini, you know, it's a thirst trap. So I found the weirdest thirst trap ever.
A dude on Tik Tok who does thirst traps with his sister. Little sister. It's a definite bro moment. It's on Tik Tok.
So, I mean, how bad can it be? Well, famous last words, right? But this guy's a huge creator. Maybe it's a cultural thing, you guys.
Tell me. I don't know, because he's like, he's. He's Italian or something. Or maybe Spanish.
The guy benefited out here. You know what? You see how Moan like, hey, come on. They're pretend Italians, though.
They're not actually Italian. What Mo are Italian? I think they think they are, but. All right, you tell me what you think about this.
All right, the title is little sister, you are my life. Now, I love my sister, but I would never say she's my life. It's so. People say that.
That's fine. Okay, okay, fair enough. It's just some starstruck music line. She's, like, 12.
I don't know what the. What? So do you think. So what do you think?
Is this kind of weird? Yeah, well, all the comments are like, bro, what is wrong with you? This is wrong. But again, it's on Tick tock.
It's got, like, 8 million views, this video. Oh, my God. This is a big account. Oh, yeah, yeah.
He's super popular. He's a popular thirst trap person. I'm gonna come. This is uncomfortable.
This is wrong. Something ain't adding up here. Oh, well, here's one so Americans cannot understand. He isn't from here.
Other countries have good relationship with their siblings. That's. I'll say. That's good.
I mean, good. What do you mean by good? I like my sister. I'm not trying to.
My sister. Peace and love. Okay, wait, there's more. Okay, okay.
I'm not painting. Making me feel weird, though. Okay. Okay, where's my mouse?
I literally can't. Okay, here it is. So here's another one with his sister. Okay, now you'll just tell me if something happened up here.
Okay. Kind of wholesome so far. No, Zach, maybe this one's not as bad. It's not as bad as that first.
Yeah, that first one was very. Because he's trying to, like, kiss around the. I don't know. I never touched anyone like that.
But again, I'm just saying, maybe it's culture. Maybe this is a learning experience for us. Yeah, if it was just this one, I would say, okay, wait, there's some of this momula. Here's one with his mom.
Get out of here. So she says, today's my birthday. My mom surprised me. Okay, that's his mom.
Okay, so he's just like that with everyone. So that's my theory as this guy is that mommy makeup thing. My theory is that this guy's just. I don't know, dude.
I don't have a mommy makeup thing. But do you, like. Would you touch your mom in this way, guys? I mean, what going on there?
No, no, I. I'm pretty close with my mom, but. But not that close. But again, it's the Italian swag.
I don't know. Maybe the mommy's down though. Your friends on the cheek. That's a European thing.
Yeah. I'm not sure. But that's ok. I kind of want to get a call from someone in Italy or Europe who can, like, give us some perspective because I don't want to be, like, coming off as ignorant, uptight American.
Yeah, no, I mean, you're right. That younger sister. Yeah. No, there's definitely a closer intimacy in some cultures, but that.
I've never seen anything like that. Yeah. Anal sex. Thank you, Rudy.
I don't know. I feel like people could say I'm being. I don't know. But if somebody on.
If somebody. And if somebody wants to call in with some perspective, especially from Italy, I'd love to hear. But there is actually someone in America who said. Who does do this really.
So it's not unprecedented here. So maybe this could help give us some perspective here. This is even worse than kissing. Was sweating last time.
I don't know if you can see it. So this is Chris from Frank Invasion. He's kissing. He's gonna do a kissing my mom video.
All right, here we go. And by the way. By the way, this is literally. Look at the mirror.
I'm shooting this on my iPhone. This is all for the moment. My mom was here, and none of the cameras are right. She's shot on my iPhone doing it.
Mommy. When I was like, here we go. Rock, paper, scissors. O.
I won that time. All right, how are we going to angle this? Here we go. Blindfold or something.
All right, here we go. I was, like, trying to stop this. Here we go. Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Even in Italy, I feel like they're more affectionate than Kristen with his mom on this and this epic dare. Can I shine on this? Because.
Yes. That's not really a Europe thing. I just want to stand up for all the European foot soldiers here. Okay.
Okay. Love, how do you greet your mom? Love. At maximum with a hog, maybe?
Well, I mean, that's the thing. I feel like I'm from Israel and people are pretty warm. You fish your mom when you say hi. Come on, Ethan.
What about the fact that your parents named you Love? Right. I'm saying that I'm used to people being pretty warm, but it would not be in that kind of way. That's like too, too much sexy.
I'm just really trying to put myself in that front line. But, like, to touch someone's face like this and then to put, like, do this. Yeah. Speaking of which.
To touch you like that. By the way, your nails look so good. Have you showed those? Yeah, I did.
It's still the same. I'm going to. It lasts really long. It's amazing.
Yeah, this gel stuff is amazing. I'm kind of super late. Super late to the game. That's hot.
Will likes it. Oh. So can we talk about anything going on in your life specifically? Listen, there's a little tension here.
There's a little awkwardness because there's something going on that we don't know if we should talk about. And I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but there's something happening and you guys may have noticed. We originally titled it Ego's Big Announcement, but then we changed it to James Charles birthday, so there is some tension. Should we.
Should we just break. Should we just break the. I'm drinking a Diet Coke here. I'm celebrating.
I just don't drink Coke. Zero on the show. All right. I'm celebrating.
Well, so I don't know yet for sure. We don't know. But 95%, right? Maybe.
Maybe like sharing it way too early. No one in their right mind will share with anyone yet. You're right. But I think because of the journey, we've always been so upfront the whole time with the journey and the ins and outs and the ups and downs.
We shared the last time early, too. Yeah. So with that being said, let's just say I did not get my period, AKA I think you can hit the. That's as close as that announcement as we're going to get.
But, no, it's more than that because, see, I feel bad celebrating so much. What if it's not yet, you know, but it's. No. So here, let me explain why it's more than just a Mr.
Period. Yeah, yeah, yeah. First of all, we've been doing the insemination thing, and I felt this month, it was a good month. Like, when I went in there to nut in a cup, I was like, that was a good load.
I felt good about that load. No, I did. I did. I felt when I went into this tiny little office with wax paper and some dudes sitting one foot outside, the door closed, and I noted in that plastic cup and closed it and wrote down the time, I thought that was a good one.
And so from that moment, I had a good feeling about it. But the thing is, last time we tried the fertility treatment on you. Yeah. You got your period early.
Not exactly. Did I? I don't think it was early. She's like, you don't know if you're pregnant in two weeks and you got married after one week or.
Yeah, it wasn't two weeks yet. Yeah. And so this time, the two weeks passed. Two weeks was on Thursday.
But here's the other wrinkle. You've been peeing on the stick. And we've been getting faint second lines. Ethan keeps telling me, because I keep forgetting.
So he's like, go pee, pee on sticks. And now Theodore says it. And so the thing that really convinced me more than anything is because when she's peeing on the stick, the second line is pregnant. There's a faint second line every time she pees on the stick.
Yeah. So I'm like, thinking, no, period. We got faint second lines. Powerful load.
I'm thinking, I'm putting the one one together on this. And I think we did it. But let's just see. Because you might get a call during the show.
Right. I did a blood test today. She did a blood test this morning with the fertility doctor. So we're expecting her call.
But so. Yeah, it's just that. I don't know. I've been like, it's such an emotional roller coaster because I'm also on hormones, and I feel like everything is crazy.
So it would just. I don't want to get too depressed if it didn't happen. So that's why I also don't get too excited. That's the same.
That's like the same explanation. That's obvious. Right. But I think, first of all, I take responsibility.
I get too excited. I got too excited. And then I told everyone. And then I started, like, telling the guys.
Then I had to be like, why are my parents. I told the guys, and then my mom immediately called me, and he was like, is. No, we don't know for sure. Like, 95%.
But so. And then the other thing is because we're like, oh, you want to jinx it? No, that I don't care about. Because last time we.
We told really early with Theodore. Yeah. And we got an angel, so pretty epic. Thank you.
So. But yeah, so to everyone that's been wondering and guessing in the chat, because I saw all kinds of comments, and then people were like, well, don't make assumptions. So, yeah, that's what it was about the title last night. And then I told you guys, change that.
Yeah, she got mad at me. Well, it kind of started as a joke. I was like. I was like.
I said jokingly, hila's Pregnant for the title. And then Dan. And then Dan was like, how about. He was.
Big announcement. And I was like, yeah, I like that. Keep it vague, you know, a little bit clickbait there, you know? And then he was like, are you serious?
You can't title that. I was like, right, I'm sorry. I'm getting too excited. I'm getting excited.
I just want that call. I don't. Honestly don't care about the show right now. It's hard to do the show because I just want to know.
But. But you are. I know you are, but we need to. We need, like, that doctor.
Like. Yes, but. Because usually when you're about to get your period, you get sore and stuff, but you think you don't have any of the periods. Sign.
Yeah, that powerful load. And I'm hungry. What do you want? You want.
You hungry right now? No, I just mean in general. Okay. In general.
Fried chicken. I about to end the show. The calories she needs. You know what I mean?
No, no, no. Okay. Anytime. You just tell me, I'll end the show right now.
Okay. So that's what's been going on. Pretty exciting. I think it's gonna be another boy.
You like the break? It's funny, you keep saying that, and I don't think so. I think it's gonna be a girl. I'd love for it to be a girl, but I just think.
I feel like we're just one of those families just gonna have all boys. I don't know. I'd love to have a little girl, though, you know? Don't get me wrong.
Some think you're wrong. Well, anyway, we're going. And then, you know, we're going to Disneyland this week for Theodore's second birthday. And now if.
Now that you're pregnant, can you. Is there, like, restrictions on the rise? Even from the very beginning? It's like you're pregnant.
No rides. Yeah, I can do some. I mean, we're just gonna do the fun. Yeah, none of that.
No Jet Ski. Fun rides. Another one. Throwback.
How many kids total do you want? Somebody's asking in the. In the chat. I want three.
Let me do three. But you might have twins, too. That's having twins. Yeah, that's part of the triplets, bro.
I think I just have to retire. I have no time for work. I can't. Sorry, everybody.
I literally can't do this. Triplets. We'd be coming next to twins, though, because you're, like, done. You're like, I'm done.
Yeah, we're done. I'm out. Should I time my dudes do that? How do you carry two?
You don't. You don't have tubes? I think that's the one. You get a vasectomy?
Yeah, we're get a snip. The women do the tubes. Should I sprint? You do enough.
I don't know. Yeah, that would do any of that? Oh, just. You let God's plan.
Yeah, okay. I like that. A lot more kids struggle to get pregnant. It's like, how are you gonna say no?
That's a good point. If gods just put like a immaculate conception, they're going to see the power of God. Cuz why aren't you kind of like uncleanned? I think I was unclean too.
So it's like crazy, you know? What's the crazy thing about my conception is that I may have told the story a while ago, but when my mom, she. I'm much younger than my other siblings. I'm 10 years younger than my sister.
No, I'm 10 years from my brother, but seven from the middle. Yeah. So my, my conception. Yeah.
Sounds weird. I've conceived of you. My child sounds like biblical. My mom had cancer and she didn't know it.
She had thyroid cancer and she went to the doctor because she was getting sick. She didn't. She was pregnant. She said, what's wrong with me?
She's like, oh, you're pregnant. And also you have this lump here which we need to check out. And so my mom, she, she. They're like, what do we do?
So one, one doctor, the first doctor was like, you need to have an abortion so that we can do deal with the chemo treatment because we can't do chemo while you're pregnant. We'll kill the baby. And she's like, that's. So she went to another doctor and got a second opinion.
He's like, that's insane that the doctor told you to get an abortion. He's like, he called. Apparently the second doctor even called the other doctor and based him out like that. Wow.
Inappropriate. Sometimes it's so important to get that second opinion. Absolutely. You just have that gut feeling of like, wait, well, you're telling me.
Sounds insane. Yeah. Like I had one dentist. I was like, you gotta redo your whole mouth.
Yeah. In Israel. And I was like, my teeth are fine. What are you talking about?
He's like, we have to pull all your teeth. Yeah. So I'm like totally lunatic. And then the other dentist was, you have one cavity.
But yeah. So your mom was A badass because she. She gave birth and then went through chemo. Right.
My mom was such a badass that she basically carried me and didn't get any treatment for the cancer until she gave birth to me. And then she got chemo surgery. She had her thyroid removed. I think she had radiation.
Radiation. And so she's cancer free. Obviously, she beat the. She beat the cancer, but that's okay.
But I can't. But she, like, you know, here I am, and, like, after birth, you're in such a difficult spot already. Yeah. I think she had to go straight into surgery.
That's crazy. But, so, yeah, that's why I'm kind of like. I don't know if I'm even ready to even think about, like, vicectomy or whatever. What do you call it?
Yeah, I'll take four. I love it. I love kids now. I grew up.
You know, being four siblings, it's pretty fun. I'll tell you what. And, like, the good thing is, is that we're in a situation where we can support a big family. So that's obviously good.
I can imagine, like, if you are financially strained, that it could be really stressful having a lot of kids, but honestly, you. You make through, even if you're not well off. I mean, that's how I grow. Yeah.
Yeah, I know. But it can have a lot of stress, you know? Sure. So, like, I'll have four kids, have five kids, but let's just start a Mormon family.
I don't know why. A lot of kids. Those Mormons are fertile as bro. They have, like, crazy families.
God's like, we need Mormons now. And I've loved kids jumping on my lap. Thank you, Joe. I hope my kids can jump on your lap someday.
And hairy legs. I got hairy legs. So now you're pregnant. What do you want for lunch?
To celebrate? Talking about what's really important. I don't know. Mexican?
No. Italian. Oh, Eli always stops me at Italian. Or what's left.
Deli. Fried chicken. Fried chicken. Fried chicken.
Let's think about it later. Yeah, this is the end of the show discussion. Yeah, listen, this conversation is important. She's eating.
We are at 30 minutes, so we should do our ad read. Oh, let me. My family's messaging me. Let me see.
Oh, no, they're talking about caterpillars. They did call me 24 minutes ago. I just wonder if my parents were watching. And so I'll ask.
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