WFYM 380 - Dorita Rotunda

The Star Wars Kid was named Ghislaine Racist and he actually got all his moves from Power Rangers but it was the version from Guam where they fight coconut crabs. So many boys only date you until they can get on the kiss cam proposing to you and then they take an Uber home and block your number. The rest of them are wistful to a fault like Brandon Flowers and all they want to do is Bing their friends from 1997