EPISODE · Feb 27, 2026 · 54 MIN
What changes would you make to The Calendar in the next balance patch?
from Win Stupid Prizes · host Hexagorgon
How would you like to relive the Bubonic Plague? How about help build the Pyramids? OK well what about having your Saturdays locked behind paid DLC? If you think these ideas are good we've got even more as we try to improve the calendar in this episode!Jamie organises a Smite tournament, Bear eliminates scheduling, and Eddie makes everyone a woman for a day, as Judge Alex just tries to figure out what month it is.We've got microtransactions and divine actions, randomisation and political implementation, history and herstory in our calendar balance patch pitches. Do any of them make a lick of sense?Website: www.hexagorgon.comTwitch: hexagorgonliveYouTube: HexaGorgonBluesky: @hexagorgon.comFacebook: HexaGorgonFBPatreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgonCredits:Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio LibraryMultimedia Internet CD-Rom Flash Wipe Cartoon 01 from the Adobe Sound Library0:00 Can we fix the calendar?1:34 Season Passes15:18 Revisit limited-time events22:04 Mandatory National Holidays27:46 More god days35:20 Randomised months45:18 Governmental Department for the Calendar51:18 And the winner is...
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How would you like to relive the Bubonic Plague? How about help build the Pyramids? OK well what about having your Saturdays locked behind paid DLC? If you think these ideas are good we've got even more as we try to improve the calendar in this episode!Jamie organises a Smite tournament, Bear eliminates scheduling, and Eddie makes everyone a woman for a day, as Judge Alex just tries to figure out what month it is.We've got microtransactions and divine actions, randomisation and political implementation, history and herstory in our calendar balance patch pitches. Do any of them make a lick of sense?Website: www.hexagorgon.comTwitch: hexagorgonliveYouTube: HexaGorgonBluesky: @hexagorgon.comFacebook: HexaGorgonFBPatreon: HexagorgonKo-fi: hexagorgonCredits:Stars Align by The 126ers on the YouTube Audio LibraryMultimedia Internet CD-Rom Flash Wipe Cartoon 01 from the Adobe Sound Library0:00 Can we fix the calendar?1:34 Season Passes15:18 Revisit limited-time events22:04 Mandatory National Holidays27:46 More god days35:20 Randomised months45:18 Governmental Department for the Calendar51:18 And the winner is...
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