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And become a subscriber by hitting that subscribe button on your preferred podcast player And of course, if you'd like to complain about the overall low quality of this program And you can do so by following me on Twitter At BoogieBumper, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, let's kick it off with this fun little story that I came across in the last 48 hours It's all the way over there in the UK If you haven't seen it yet, I'm sure you'll appreciate it You're on the Daily Boogie, ladies and gentlemen Banner Probe So first, first of all, a couple of ground rules before we get to this story We all know how serious the UK police are with hunting down hate crime The very important issue The very important issue Minister of fun celebrating a zero sub streak, zero month sub streak Congratulations on zero months I don't know why it says that, it does say that on day lives, zero months Congratulations The big zero, what a commitment So we all know how dedicated to hunting down hate speech to the police in the UK So to steal again a line from PJ Dubs, imagine my shock when I came across this Police investigate white lives matter, white lives matter banner Flown over Burnley game Burnley as a football team, aka soccer team As thug behind idiotic stunt is unmasked, we've unmasked a thug, ladies and gentlemen in the UK Apparently a thug with a pilot's licence though So let's have a little look here, let's see what all the hubbub is about before we get into the nuts and bolts of this Show me what I'm supposed to be upset about Here we go, flying over football, go wow, look at that, huh? There you have it, white lives matter Burnley Flying behind the plane, listen to some of the language in this report because it is fucking delicious You know I love this stuff, I'm a language nerd, I'm a writing nerd So maybe you won't appreciate this as much as I do, but don't worry The very next item that I have for you in relation to this story will bring you right back to the fold, bring you right back to my bosom Police today announced that they would investigate, it's an investigation, just letting you know we're going to get on top of this We're going to figure out who's behind this fucking stunt, don't worry about you We'd investigate after a white lives matter banner was flown over their clash against Manchester City As a thug claiming to be behind the stunt was today unmasked, like I said we're unmasking thugs, all is good with the world Burnley FC, Burnley Football Club, said they were ashamed and embarrassed Yes, we're at stake, we're incredibly ashamed of ourselves This is news how, white people being ashamed of themselves in England, who would have thought? Colomee tickled pink, as our English friends might say After the distasteful banner appeared over Eddie had stadium last night, moments after the players took a knee in solidarity for the Black Lives Matter movement Just imagine the setting, just imagine the ambiance as the players take a knee While the anthem is playing, over comes the plane right at that moment, the timing must have been impeccable This thug apparently has a pilot's license, and he also has the ability to plan a stunt down to a second It's quite a skillful thug, a very thoughtful thug, a very conscientious planning thug Lancashire Police Chief Superintendent Russ Proctor confirmed they were investigating if a criminal offense had taken place But we got free speech, what about my free expression, how about all of my free speech and that? Do you know like a free speech like the Akshove, do we have that?
Frayed not Governor, he said, we recognise that this banner will have cause offence to many people in Lancashire and beyond And we continue to liaise closely with our partners at both the club and in the local authority ladies and gentlemen We recognise that this banner will have cause offence to many That sounds to me like a statement you make when nobody's actually officially complained to you, right? Because otherwise you would say, this banner did cause offence, right? We have a whole list of people who have said that they're really offended by this banner, right? But he didn't say that, did he?
He said, we recognise that this banner will have cause offence, it did cause offence, we just can't confirm any of the offence that it caused We don't have any official complaints, but we know we don't have any official complaints because people are obviously being oppressed And are unable to use the telephone Jay Keppel, who had previously been pictured with English Defence League founder Tommy Robertson, claimed he was involved in a stunt shortly after the APM kickoff Writing on Facebook, the Lancashire local said, I'd like to take this time to apologise to absolutely fucking no one, how dare you sir He could face, listen to this, this is, this is, this is the cherry on top He could face a racially aggravated public order offence racially aggravated public order offence, what the fuck is that? Have you ever been charged with a racially aggravated public order offence? Disturbing the public order with your racial aggravation, ladies and gentlemen, which is what it breaks down to The public order was disturbed, can I ask you just a honest question, genuine question when I put my hand up here? When you have, say, acid attacks, record stabbings, statues being torn down and thrown into rivers, what exactly, which public order are you protecting here?
Exactly, where is this public order you speak of? So much so that you need to find a guy who is literally flying, you know, hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of metres above Where all of this supposed order is taking place And immediately after the game, Bernie Captain Ben May said he had been left ashamed, adding people need to come into the 21st century It's current year, guys, it's current year I believe the guy did arrive in the 21st century, he was flying a plane I mean, that's 20th century tech, but you get my point, right? It completely misses the point of what we're trying to achieve as a football community Now we talk on behalf of all football fans and players and teams and coaches and training staff and the rest The community of football It's a minority of supporters, I know I speak for a massive part of our support who distanced ourselves anything from like that So let's have a listen to the captain of Burnley Football Club, who I do kind of feel sorry for this guy And the reason is, when something like this happens, they're always going to stick a microphone in the face of one of the players And try to get their fucking take on it, try to get their hot take, but they're pressured into saying certain things And if you don't think players are pressured into saying certain things, and if you don't think public figures are pressured into saying certain things Look at what happens the one time when they don't, they're out of there You are out on your ass, you are out of a job, you are fired For not supporting the cause, so to speak So let's have a listen to Ben May with a microphone in his face being asked just how offended are you That somebody flew this banner over your football game How tough a night was that? Yeah, it was a tough night, I mean, we can talk about the ball, but something I want to speak about first, the aeroplane I'll before the, you know, the game I'm ashamed to be embarrassed to...
Oh, it's so cringe! Sir, you don't have to feel ashamed and embarrassed for something that somebody else did I feel so ashamed and embarrassed for something that I didn't do, that's half the problem here Oh, captain courageous over here The aeroplane I'll before the, you know, the game You can barely get the words out I'm ashamed, I'm embarrassed I'm ashamed, I'm embarrassed, I'm shocked and appalled, I really am It's really quite awful, it is You know, I'm really ashamed and embarrassed, shocked and appalled by somebody who would fly playing over the game there With something like that written on, you know, flying behind it You know, I think it's quite awful, really And to be fair, it's probably why we lost the game, because I was thinking about how concerned I was With like all of the racism and that And you know, it's understandable, like we might lose the next few games and you shouldn't blame us, really Because we're so shocked and appalled by what took place here tonight He's not upset that his team got scalped 6-0 It's a good, it's a nice segue I have to talk about the game with you tonight, you know, but really, let's be honest here, the real story of the night is somebody flying a plane Over the stadium, with like a message behind it, and it's really shocking and appalling I'm really upset by it, the whole team is upset by it It really puts us off our game We couldn't defend to save our fucking lives, because you know, we should be defenseless at a time like this You're supposed to feel uncomfortable, and we thought if we just keep letting the goals go in We just keep letting them fucking get through, if we kept letting them get behind our defensive lines there And keep putting them in the back of the net, then maybe it's like what we deserve, you know what I mean? Because I feel a little bit guilty, shocked and ashamed, I am, really am The small number of our fans that have, you know, have decided to put that around the stadium Completely miss the point, people like Daenera are embarrassed to, you know, see that It's not what we're about, it's all It's just the point the whole thing we're trying to achieve, trying to do, I think these people need to What are you trying to achieve? We're in the fucking save the world?
You're a football player You're really like, I've got to be honest here Maybe I'm missing the fucking point too If I'm this guy's coach, and he comes into the dressing room after the game I'm going to say to him, what's the point? What's the point of what we're trying to do here, mate? Oh, well, you know, we're trying to raise awareness, and it's like an important message I'd be like, no, no, the point is we're trying to win fucking football games That's the point, it's the only point in sport Professionally, anyway, you're trying to win, that's the point of being there and first place is winning Well, you know, the point of what we're trying to do here is we're trying to save the earth, basically You know, this very small mediocre club from England called Burnley We're trying to basically save the earth and make sure everybody gets on with each other And, you know, represents the best things in human nature in that, like as part of football community From the coach, I'm dragging him around the dressing room by the year And we just lost 4-0 You're missing the fucking point, mate, you're benched, that's it I'm cutting you from the fucking team. What the hell are you talking about?
Next time somebody asks you to provide a social commentary on racism and stuff Just say, look, I'll leave that to the experts, I'm here to play football I'm only concerned about football, and we just got fucking shellacked So I really like, I don't really feel like it's my role to talk about this other shit I'm around with again, mister of fun I'm not even embarrassed about the things I did do I'll be fucking embarrassed about someone else's behavior And so tell us on here Two right, you shouldn't feel embarrassed for what somebody else does You should barely feel embarrassed for what you do Thank you for the donation, let's carry on here with Captain Corratus It's coming to the 21st century and coming to the 21st century, you dinosaurs You know, there's a lot to do and, you know, I can say, completely at this point of the whole thing that we're trying to achieve You let us know, does not represent what we're about, what we're about, what we're about, what we're about You represent getting beaten, you represent getting beaten on the field and getting really upset by people flying planes What plays the majority of the fans are about, small minority people They really just have like one or two lines and they keep going back and inventing new ways to say those one or two lines Yeah, really upset that that's it When did you come away with it? Did you see it while you were playing, or are you just going to fall now? Which is... Just a reminder, the great crime here, the great tragedy that we're referring to in this post-match interview Is somebody before the game flew playing with a banner behind it that said white lives matter?
When did you become aware of the plane? Was it like during while you were playing, was it? Like did somebody fucking race out to you and say, listen Ben, we've got bad news Somebody flew a plane with an offensive message behind it just before the game, I don't know if you're aware of that or not I don't want it to change the focus of what you're doing out here, I just thought we'd have to let you know immediately By the way, your grandfather died Sorry, his grandfather died, should we tell him about that? No, no, he doesn't need to know that, he'll put him off his game But make sure you can run out there and let him know about the guy flying a banner before the game, no I want him feeling shocked and ashamed and embarrassed While he's out there on the pitch getting his fucking ass sander to him Because we were coming out, we heard some of this was going to happen We tried to stop it, but I thought it was a small number of people that arranged this and...
Very small number of people are thug apparently You know, like I said, machined, upset That's associated with what I called Michael, and yeah, it's not something we want to see at all in this game How important is it to say that one fan, a small group of fans don't represent Bernie fans as a whole? Oh my god, are we going to be talking football anytime soon here in this interview? I mean, he is a football player, after a football game, which just took place Are we going to mention the sport at all during this interview? We're just going to focus on the small group of fans who don't represent the rest of the fans and how embarrassed and appalled we are That's not something we want to see at all in this game How important is it to say that it's only a small group of fans, do you think?
Do you think it's very important to isolate a very small group of fans in the crowd there and make sure that Everybody knows that, you know, it's only a fringe group of people and, you know, if you want to be on Team Burnley If you want to be part of a club that you've got to represent basically what this fucking idiot's talking about Or do you think that's important and we need to do that? Do you think we should name and shame them? Would you like to say I'm tired and feathered in a town square? Do you think that would be an adequate response to this something that's very shocking and appalling and embarrassing for you?
Do you think that would be good? One fan, a small group of fans don't represent Bernie fans as a whole. Sorry, but how important is it to say that one small group of fans doesn't represent Bernie fans as a whole? This is so fucking crazy Ugh, it's icky!
Don't you feel icky watching this? Ew! Come on, man. Jesus Christ, bro, come on!
Just say, look, I really don't care that much. It's really not that important to me. It's just so awful! It's just so bad!
It's just like tearing me up inside, it's eating me away. It's tearing up my insides. I don't really know, I'm just so embarrassed. Look, hear me and I'll slit my wrist right now.
I'll jump off the bridge right now. I don't even want to live anymore, it's awful. It's terrible. Yeah, exactly.
And how does it make you feel? It makes me feel bad. It really does. I just feel so sorry and awful and embarrassed and shocked and appalled about everything.
You know what I mean? It's really, really bad. Would you say that you feel tremendously awful or just awful? Do you think awful is good enough or do you think you should talk about a little bit more how awful you feel, like, underneath that feeling?
Because you know, I think it's important to talk about how we all feel, don't you think? Well, yeah, it's important. And I'd like to talk about how it's only a small group of fans, if I can. And I don't represent everybody.
You know, everybody's really embarrassed by this and really shamed. And I just think it's awful. It's terrible. Do you think it's worse than terrible?
It's probably worse than terrible. It's probably awful. Is it worse than awful? Yeah, it's shocking.
Absolutely shocking. Right, it's totally condemning. I just got to condemn it. I was embarrassed by it, missing the point, missing the point of everything.
Missed the point of everything. You know, people can learn and be thought, you know. Hopefully we can educate them. We need to educate these people.
So they stop doing awful and embarrassing things. What we're trying to do. The fucking irony here of this guy who's white as white fucking bread, who earns millions of dollars probably a week playing football, right? He's playing for a pretty reasonable club.
I don't know if it's millions of dollars. He's definitely owed him millions and millions of millions a year. There's a lot of money in Premier League. So this guy who's whiter than fucking white bread speaking on behalf of Black Lives Matter.
Don't you love it? Holy shit, man. People can get offended, well offended on their own. They don't need you to get offended on their behalf.
He's literally on TV talking about what we're trying to achieve here with the Black Lives Matter movement. Fucking look at him. Look at the guy. Well, we here at Black Lives Matter.
We just, we're just really shocked in pool bodies. We're just really trying to change the world here at Black Lives Matter. Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to get in me Porsche. Get in me Porsche and head back to me fucking Manchin, if that's all right with you.
I've got an appointment with a massage masseuse later on. I don't want to miss me massage. It's a very important post game. She gets all those nice little fucking coconut oils and all that kind of stuff on there.
On the calves, it's very important. Then I'm going to head out for a nice sushi dinner. This is the whole point of everything. Hopefully, these people can learn and be talking about what we're trying to do and what Black Lives Matter movement is trying to achieve.
You seem really angry. It's part of that. I mean, it happens in moments after you've just taken a knee. Kelly!
Have a look at the face. Now, I'd say this is where you start feeling sorry for the guy starting blocking the chat. Can't say coconut. Very good.
Have a look. Now, this is where I start and go, ah, you know, now I'm starting to feel sorry for the guy. He's spent two minutes talking about how awful he feels, how terrible he feels, how ashamed he is, how it's a small group of fans, how it doesn't represent everyone. And he gets asked another question.
This time about a different feeling. So he's been asked, do you feel ashamed? Yes, I'm very ashamed. Do you feel appalled?
Yes, I'm very appalled. Do you think it's important to say that it's only a small group of fans? Well, yes, I do think it's only a small group of fans, and we're very ashamed and appalled by all of it. And we're still not onto football questions yet.
Then the reporter asks him, what about anger? Do you feel any anger as well as being ashamed and appalled and embarrassed and shocked? How about can we throw some anger in there as well? I don't think you're being angry enough.
I think you're supposed to feel ashamed, guilty, appalled and embarrassed and angry. Have a listen to this, and that's the look he gets. Yeah, well, I guess I'm angry as well, if you want to throw that into the mix. I haven't really thought about it.
But now that you mention it, yes, I'm very angry. I'm angry and embarrassed and appalled, upset and shocked. What else have you got? People can learn it.
My feelings have feelings. What we're trying to do and what we're trying to do and what is my... Do you have any resentment? Jesse Tiller, how about some resentment?
Do you have some contempt as well? Can we throw a bit of contempt on top of it? Are you dismayed? Let's just rattle him off.
Fucking Burnley. The movement is trying to achieve. I mean, you seem really angry. It's part of that.
You seem really angry. Are you disgusted as well? The movement's after you've just taken a knee to show your own respect. Yeah, and you heard the point above and...
Show your respect. That nearly slipped by me there. How about that one? That nearly...
Did you catch that? Let's play it one more time here. Listen how sneakily this is being turned around, right? So a couple of examples, just for a bit of context here.
So a couple of examples, right? So yesterday we did the OK side. So before they would say it's the OK side, but sometimes it gets used by white supremacists, right? Now they're saying it's the white supremacist sign that also gets used as an OK side.
They've done the switcheroo. So have a listen to this. The plane was flying over. Are you angry?
Because the plane flew over your head moments after you took a knee to show respect to the movement. See what's going to happen here? If you don't kneel, you'll be disrespectful. Instead of the opposite.
This time last year, taking a knee was disrespectful. They're just going to slowly turn it around. So people who don't take a knee, they're the ones who are being disrespectful. You take a knee to show your respect.
You stand up if you have no respect. If you're an awful person, you stand during the anthem. If you're an awful person, you stand for the flag in the anthem. That's what disrespectful people do, respectful people they take a knee.
See how this happens? So subtly, so quietly. It's like you turn your head for a second and, you know, the pretty girl at the bar switches the drinks around and puts the poison in your glass. You know what I mean?
Thank you for the diamond gypsy. Vantage steals the diamond gypsy. Who did you steal the diamond from, gypsy? Why does cracker ever?
You seem really angry. It's part of that. I mean, it happens moments after you've just taken a knee to show your own step. Yeah.
And to show your own respect. Oh, wow. I've got to pick up on these things. Because that'll be the next one.
Hey, that guy didn't take a knee during the anthem. He's not showing respect. He's not respecting the cause. He's a disrespectful son of a bitch.
He didn't kneel. It happens so fast. All right. Let's move on.
I've got a story here that was sent through by Jim N-word, ladies and gentlemen, which I thought might be fun. Polly Annmarie during a pandemic. This is how you know the coronavirus stories, the run of coronavirus stories are starting to reach the stage of scraping the bottom of the barrel and ripping your fingernails off. With social circles tightened, people with multiple partners are forced to make difficult decisions about coronavirus.
In mid-May, Paula Hughes was ready to bring her boyfriend into her social bubble. Two months of texting and taking walks, two meters apart due to the COVID-19 restrictions she said had really, really sucked. Sucks. But first, the four-year-old bookkeeper had to discuss her plans with her long-term partner, his spouse and of spouse's partner, who happens to be Hughes as soon to be ex-husband are you keeping up at home?
I want you taking notes for this one. Yes, Jim N-word, a real human interest story, thank you for sending it through. I really needed consensus, she says. The group acknowledged that allowing her boyfriend into their bubble posed a risk of infection, but given that he had lived alone, they deemed any danger fairly small and acceptable.
I can imagine these are the kinds of conversations you would have. When you're living with your soon-to-be ex-husband, he's girlfriend, and you want to bring your boyfriend into the mix, so you can all have sex together. These are very important conversations that are being had around the Western world. If anyone person had been uncomfortable with it or said no, I don't like that idea, it probably would have been the end of it Hughes said, it's about everyone.
The COVID-19 pandemic has complicated many relationships, with physical distancing and social bubbles redefining intimacy, romance and sex. BC's provincial health officer has recommended people stick to one partner and avoid rapid serial dating to limit the spread of the virus. Don't go out there getting your fuck on. You may be causing a second wave.
The guidance has forced uncomfortable and sometimes wrenching decisions on those in the poly community, many of whom consider multiple partners not just a lifestyle, but a fundamental part of their identity. That's probably part of the issue here. My identity is the amount of people I have sex with. Hello, group counseling session.
Hello, therapist. Should I just make a downpaper down? Hello, empty baron wasteland I like to call my womb. Some people in the community have felt isolated living apart from some of their partners or excluded if their partner chose to live with another person, which is said, others have been forced to live with one partner out of necessity.
A number have been fearful about telling friends or family about their polyamorous status. You've got to come out as a fuckhound now, as a sex feed. Polyamory plays out in many ways a couple may choose to pair up with another couple and form a quad. A good quad.
One person may partner with two people who aren't attached known as a V. A triad means all three people are intimately connected. This is a remedy. I had to know this.
Some of these arrangements are hierarchical, meaning a person may have a primary, secondary, or tertiary partners, while others operate equally. There's no official data on the number of polyamorous people in Canada in the U.S. An estimated four to five percent of people reported being polyamorous or in other types of open relationships about one-fifth of the population has tried consensual non-monogamy at some point. Ladies and gentlemen, there you go.
Polyamory during sex. During sex. During a pandemic. It's complicated.
I'm sure it is. Now, this brings me to this piece that I've had saved up and I was looking for an appropriate segue. New Zealand unveils unveil's web safety ad featuring two porn stars. It's very safe.
There's no nudity. Because it's very important. Web safety, ladies and gentlemen. In this world, this interconnected world where everything's on the internet.
Everybody's exchanging data like so many a polyamorous relationship. It's very important to keep yourself web safe. And the New Zealand government has decided to hire porn stars in order to get this message out to people. Every now and then you just need to take a step back and see what's happening around you.
So we've had we had the football who was who gave a whole interview without even mentioning football, just talking about racism. We now know that if you don't kneel during the anthem, you're actually being disrespectful. Instead of kneeling, instead of kneeling being the disrespectful thing to do, now standing is the disrespectful thing to do. You've got a kneel to show your respect for the movement.
And we now have governments hiring porn stars for their promos on new government policies. It's fucking fantastic. Hong Kong. This is amazing to me.
So let's who wants to say it? Let's have a look. Let's have a look at this government awareness program. With porn stars playing the part.
Jessie, tell her, oh my god, I'm done. No, no, you're not done yet. You haven't even seen it yet. Let's have a look.
Hi, yeah, I'm Sue. This is Derek. We're here because your son just looked us up. Hello, Sue and Derek ladies and gentlemen.
This is Derek. We're here because your son just looked us up online, you know, to watch us. Matt, Matt, darling, there's a lot of people here to see you. So what is he online?
Yeah, you know, on his laptop. I've had PlayStation. His phone, your phone. Smart TV projector.
Yeah, anyway, we usually perform for adults, but your son's just a kid. He might not know how relationships actually work. We don't even talk about consent, do we now just get straight to it? Yeah.
Do you see what's happening here? Do you realize that at this moment, we're all sharing this moment together. We are watching two porn stars do a commercial for a Western government about web safety and they're using woke talking points. They're using feminist talking points out of the mouths of porn stars hired by the New Zealand government to educate people about how to surf safely on the internet.
What is going on here? What is happening? We don't even talk about consent. You know, that's not the way real relationships work.
We just kind of just get into it. We just go for it. Because consent is very important. It's very important to learn how real relationships work.
By the way, we're here from the New Zealand government. We want to talk to you about internet safety and privacy online. What? Yes.
Porn stars hired by the New Zealand government to promote internet safety and privacy talking about feminist using feminist talking points about how porn doesn't represent real relationships because they don't even talk about consent. I just think people need to get into the 21st century. That's what I reckon. I'm very shocked and ashamed and appalled by that panel that was flying over the stadium before.
I just think it's time for people to grow up really and start coming into the modern world because things have changed a little bit. We don't do things the same way anymore. We're much more enlightened now about relationships and whatnot than we used to be. I just don't think they understand what we're trying to do here.
We're trying to make the world a better place. Phone, your phone. Smart TV projector. We usually perform for adults, but your son's just a kid.
He might not know how relationships actually work. We don't even talk about consent. Do we now just get straight to it? Yeah, and I never act like that in real life.
I would never act like that in real life. Not like it's this shit. It's important to say these things when you're working. We have porn stars working for the government now.
Okay. Alright. I'm not punking. No, this is a legit commercial for the New Zealand government.
They're hiring porn stars to educate people about being safe on the internet and to talk about how important it is to have consent before we have sex. I mean, I'm not offended by it. I'm just kind of confused. I'm not even confused, really, because like all of this stuff is pretty, you know.
What's confusing now? Nothing surprises me now. I think bewildered is the right word. You're right.
You're right, Alad. Okay, Sanjo. So come. You know what to do here.
Alright, many. It sounds like it's time to talk about the difference between what you see online and real life relationships. Not judgment. Many young Kiwis are using porn to learn about sex.
Keep it real online. What do you even say? I've got nothing. I have nothing.
We'll just let that one stand where it is. This one, ladies and gentlemen, was sent through. Okay, so I've got before we hit the break. I've got two COVID-19 stories that I want to go over with you.
Which one do you want to do first? How would you rather go into the break? Would you rather go into the break? Angry or happy?
I haven't watched this clip yet. This was sent through by Fash's hippie. And as you know on this show, I try not to pre-watch things. I try not to pre-read things too much.
I want to give you genuine reactions. I haven't seen this clip yet. The other one, I watched about 30 seconds off and it was enough to make the blood boil. So which one do you want to do?
Do you want the good news first or the bad news? Press one in the chat if you want the good news first. Which means we go into the break with the bad news. You decide.
One in the chat for the good news first. Two in the chat for the bad news first. I think the two's have it. All right, we'll do the bad news first.
I think the two's just got over the line. So let me show you this little one. Premier, turn away hotspots travelers. What is a hotspot traveler?
Maybe we should ask our porn star friends. Now, this story doesn't exist in a vacuum. If you've been listening to the show for the last, I don't know, three or four months or so, even longer. I need you to try to, try to, try to, try to, try to, try to, try to.
Try to remember some of the stories we've gone over in regards to specifically things like the tracing app. And how in China, you're not allowed to go into certain buildings unless you have a green tick on your app and shit like that, right? We've done a whole, we've done, I don't know, at least a few, three or four hours collectively on that topic alone. And then I want you to think about how do we get to that stage?
Because it doesn't just, it'll never happen here kind of thing. Groundwork has to be laid first. The waters have to be chummed before we get to that point, right? This is what chumming the water looks like.
From the Australian table news network Sky News, ladies and gentlemen, have a look at this. Organisations have been really put on notice. That's the relationship you're letting in. Particularly Ash, if they do come from a Victorian hotspot, the premier today really ramping up her warnings.
It will mean that pubs, clubs, restaurants and other venues when they check a person's ID or when they take down details for contact tracing, that they do not allow people into their premises if they come from a Victorian hotspot. I don't want to say I told you so, but I told you so. That's right. Remember the video that we did?
It's up on my YouTube page, having to hand over your details to buy dog food. Remember that? The guy goes into pet barn and they don't let him into pet barn until he hands over his details. His name, his address and his phone number.
Sorry, sir. We can't let you in. We need your name and address. We need your phone number.
Remember the video we did of Junior Sports, where parents weren't going to be allowed to go and watch their children at Junior Sports unless they hand over their name, their address and their phone number, where you weren't going to be allowed into sporting venues unless you hand over your name, your address and your phone number. So we've already been slowly rolling that out. We've already been slowly normalising people to that condition, right? Oh, well, no, it's just the new normal.
It's a new normal. What are you going to do? Hey, if you want to get back to some kind of normal, you're just going to have to hand over your personal details whenever you go anywhere. All part of the quote, unquote, new normal, which is a bucket of shit.
And now stage two. Raise the bell and get your cheese, man. Thank you for the gifted suboverage. And now stage two just falls seamlessly into place.
By the way, if you come from an area that we deem to be dangerous, you can't go anywhere. You can't participate. We can't let you into this building. I'm sorry.
We checked your address and we have it on government authority that people from this address are getting more sick than other people. But I'm not sick. Too bad. You come from a dangerous.
You come from a hotspot. How do you like their apples, huh? How do you like their apples? Imagine going up to a restaurant or something.
I'm sorry. You need to hand over your personal details before we let you eat here and pay us money. Fine. Oh, sorry.
It looks like you come from Smithtown. What's the problem? Well, didn't you hear? The government put out a report saying that people from Smithtown, it's become a COVID-19 cluster in Smithtown.
So I'm afraid we can't let you in. You are now going to be discriminated against, not for whether or not you have the virus, but where you fucking live. Making my nipples hard. Where you live will be the problem.
Don't even people will be begging. People will be begging for the temperature checks. You watch. Hey, we can't discriminate people.
We can't discriminate against people based on where they live. Why don't we just do temperature checks and have facial recognition cameras at all the government buildings. That'll sort it out. Let's do that instead.
It's the fairer way to go. The script writes itself. You're watching the slow death of freedom in your lifetime. You should feel very, very, very lucky that you were here to witness it.
Because one day this history will all be written over and it will be something else. You were actually here to witness it. But of course, in the time that's coming, when history is rewritten, you'll have to make sure that you keep all of these stories to yourself, which means I'm fucked. I'm fucked.
But you as an audience member, you can always have some kind of plausible deniability. Start turning away people based on where they live. And I do have to make a special note here to Danica D. Giorgio, who should be a fucking supermodel instead of a reporter.
I mean, look at her. Jesus Christ. What is she like? Six foot six?
Absolutely gorgeous. It makes the news a little easier to take when the person delivering it to you is stunning. But putting that to one side wasn't enough to make me completely forget about the story, unfortunately. Free and hot spot.
The premiere today really ramping up her warnings. It will mean that pubs, clubs, restaurants and other venues. When they check a person's ID or when they take down details for contact tracing, that they do not allow people into their premises if they come from a Victorian hotspot. Wow.
Of course, yesterday the premiere warned that people in New South Wales should not be traveling to the border today and should avoid all non-essential travel too. Don't go travel. Don't go in a state. And by the way, if somebody comes from a hotspot, don't let them into your building.
Check everybody's address before they come to your establishment. And if they come from a place that we say is dangerous, it's now your job to kick them out. How about that one? Right?
But you know, even if you were a pro heavy-handed policing of the lockdown restrictions, right? If you were somebody who was going around not that long ago saying, well, I think they need to enforce these rules with zero tolerance. Guess what? You're now enforcing the rules.
You're now doing it. How does it feel? The government has just deputized you. So now you're going to have to put up with the angry customer.
You're going to have to have the arguments. You're going to have to physically remove people yourself. Because guess what? The next thing will come.
The business will get fined if they let people in who come from a hotspot. Don't worry, it'll come. It'll now be your fucking job to enforce the government's bullshit rules. I bet you're really happy that you went along with it, huh?
I bet you're really excited to enforce to do the government's job for them against your fellow citizens. Congratulations. You just accelerated the police state a little bit more. Thank you for keeping us safe.
Unfucking believable. All right. Just before we go to the break, I haven't seen this. So that's the bad news.
The good news. The good news going by what the description of this video is the good news, ladies and gentlemen, is don't worry. There's a whole range of sushi fab accessories that you can have to jazz up your COVID-19 post lockdown lifestyles. Let's have a look at this promotion being masqueraded as news for various fashion techniques on how to, like I said, sex up your COVID-19 wardrobe options, ladies and gentlemen.
We're not about to list up a bunch of items, no essentials, which probably should include those shoes. We're off to a good start. This is the world's most eligible bachelor here. Listen to the music playing in the background.
It sounds like one of those trendy hair salons or a place where you buy jeans with holes in them. We're talking about COVID-19 must haves, essentials. These are the essential items, apparently. Look at all the pink and the purple and the blue in the background.
Look at the guys flawless haircut. You know what's coming already. And 19 essentials. We're not about to list off a bunch of items.
COVID-19 essentials, which probably should include those shoes. I say pop. Fucking hilarious. Up to our end, Avantura.
Good timing, huh? Well, we've checked in for a visit. Of the times COVID-19 essentials is now open on the second floor of Avantura mall. Anything that's COVID-19 related to be happening.
It's a COVID-19 retail outlet. I've been studying your long-term business plan. I'm not sure. It doesn't look like a cheap store.
I guess they're expecting COVID-19 to be with us for quite some time. COVID-19 accessories. This is capitalism at its finest, by the way. Hey, you want to look your best when you're avoiding a pandemic.
And coming down the catwalk now. And coming down the catwalk now, you see the sterling steven rocking the latest in coronavirus fashion. He has the leopard skin print mask, which is handcrafted from the finest silks imported directly from India. You can see his jeans there, which have holes in them.
They are designed specifically to repel any kind of airborne virus. Turns that turn. Oh, take Marty with the diamond says cringe capitalism did not see that coming. The timing for a pop-up shop like this is pretty perfect.
It's perfect. We are all trying to stay safe. You know what? I'm not even against this.
You know what? Because a whole bunch of very, very, very stupid, but rich people are going to go in there and pay $300 for a fucking face mask that you can get for two bucks. You know what I mean? Every trend has this lifespan.
If you've never seen the documentary hype, it's about grunge and how grunge started. And there's a whole section in that. It's one of the greatest documentaries ever made. I highly recommend it.
Even if you don't like that style of music, you'll love the documentary just to see how these... It's a great study in human psychology, how trends start and how people jump on board. And there's a whole section dedicated to like all of these clothing chains that were coming out with grunge wear. So the people in Seattle at the time would say, you know, like, I would look in a store, I would look in a catalog and would have long johns with shorts for like $300.
He's like, we wear long johns up here because it's fucking cold. It's not a train. It's not a fashion thing. We wear long johns because it's fucking cold outside.
But they were selling them in like California for $300. Grunge wear became a thing to look like a bum, to look like a... To look like an unemployed heroin addict became a style, thanks to the grunge movement. And all of these department stores started having like dressing up mannequins with like flannel at shirts kind of around their waist and shit.
And fucking rich idiots would go in there and just throw money at them. Just unload cash onto the counter to look like an unemployed heroin addict. It was amazing. Same thing is going to happen here with this stuff.
So I'm actually for this. It relieves rich idiots of money that they have no right hanging on to. What's it there's a saying, isn't there? I don't know, I'm going to butcher it.
But it's something along the lines of if you don't take money from a rich idiot then you're the idiot. If a rich idiot splashes money around and you're not taking it, there's something wrong with it. So the COVID-19 essentials fashion store is now open for business. Come in and get your ridiculous face masks for $200.
Oh, I can't wait. Bring the bell and get your cheese, man. Thank you for the subject. Can I get a coronavirus styled Gucci handbag?
Of course you can. That'll be $1,200. Thank you. Wow, thank you very much.
I couldn't leave without it. It's essential. If the man was there, everybody was kind of looking for masks and sanitizers and anything to do with COVID. But before you even...
Do you ever just pray for an asteroid? Just take it, just end it now. Why does all we don't deserve this? We don't deserve to live.
We've had a good run, humans. But we are just begging for a life ending event, an extinction level event. We want it. We can't have it soon enough.
You're scared. Like, in a cool high-tech way. It's cool at high-tech. Yep.
That's going to fade perfectly into the cool and fun. Katie Reed. That's going to fade perfectly into what I've got for you in a second now. The conspiracy thing.
Because I've got two videos I'm going to show you. I'm going to play them back-to-back. Lizziplats with the diamond. Thank you for joining us.
Waiting for the diamond-studded face mask. Oh, they're coming. Don't worry about that. They're definitely coming.
Remember we played the clip of Nancy Pelosi like three weeks ago a month ago? Where she was on... She was doing a press conference. No, no, I didn't play it on my show.
I played it on winning TV. So I went on winning TV. And I said, did you see that clip with Nancy Pelosi talking about the face mask? And I'm like, no.
And I said, oh, you should fucking see it. So I played it on the show. And she's standing there. It's like a red carpet interview.
And, like, the interview legitimately says, well, that's a very fashionable face mask. You've got there, Nancy. Who designed it? She's like, well, this came from a little boutique out in San Diego.
And they made me this face mask. And it comes from, you know, she read the name of the company who made it. And it's very nice. And, you know, people are making very fashionable face masks.
You know, the senator from Maine has one with little lobsters on it. The face masks are now becoming a fashion item. Which is insane. And that's when you know, like, the whole thing is basically illegitimate.
We're talking about designer label fucking face masks. It's about making money now. A lot of people making a lot of money. Like I said on a previous show, not everybody's going broke during the coronavirus lockdowns.
Right? Some people are going to be making money off this shit. So yeah, what I've got for you in the second half of the show is two clips back to back, two corporate media clips. The first one is basically explaining what goes on in the mind of a conspiracy theorist.
And the second one is the BBC are promoting the social tracking apps being put out by the government. A topic that we've covered ad nauseam on this show. So this is fantastic. Let's kick up.
And sanitizers and anything to do with COVID. But before you even enter the store, you're scared. Like in a cool, high-tech way. Like in a cool, high-tech way.
We partnered up with Ken security. Perfect. Perfect. You ever get the sense that media is dumbing us down?
Like in a cool, high-tech way? You've heard the... Smile for the camera, little Stacy. Get used to the facial recognition software now before you go into the store.
This way, they don't even have to check your ID to see if you come from a hotspot or not. This way, they scan your face, and if your temperature's a little high, you get picked up by the police. It's a very good system. They're eliminating camera that we have in the front.
That literally detects the heat. Literally, literally detects the heat. It's a cool, high-tech way of doing it. It even knows whether you're wearing a face mask.
Wow. We know, right? I never saw something like that. It was exciting when...
Kili Hazan, the car on says, not masking her excitement. I'm excited by this. It's great. It even knows if you're wearing a face mask.
Do you remember we covered that story a month ago on this show? About the new facial recognition cameras in China, which can pick up your face, even if you're wearing a face mask. And people are like, what? How does that work?
I'm like, I don't know, they figured it out. So, any other new facial recognition cameras, doesn't matter if you're wearing a face mask or not, they'll still get you. But how is it presented to us here in the West? Wow, it's super cool in high-tech.
We're so excited to go and buy more face masks. We know, right? I never saw something like that. It was exciting when...
I hate local news clips when I do this. Come on, we're going to have to refresh 59 seconds in. We know, right? I never saw something like that.
Sound persons with the diamond. We promise to never share your information. Yes. You can trust us.
Like that, it was exciting when I saw it, and then I started... We're just a global corporate entity, which literally makes money by trading your personal information. We would never trade your personal information. Well, that works for me.
Take myself and see, wow. Oh my god, oh my god, I was excited about it. So exciting. This is so hot right now.
This is a one-stop shop here, folks. They've got infrared thermometers, face shields, gloves. Ice shields. Get a new welding mask in there.
Marbiters, beep. Like 200 bucks a pop. Oh god, I can't wait for the buyer's remorse. Because you just know these rich idiots are just wasting money.
And they're going to get home and go, what the hell did I buy a face shield for? Or the husband will say, what the fuck are you? I'm taking your credit card. And then that will then start a chain of events like Domino's will fall, which will eventually lead to their divorce.
Maybe even the suicide of one of their children down the line. Alcoholism, drug abuse will become a part of it, and then I'll have my final laugh. They're not before. E-shields, gloves, non-contact door openers, phone sterilizers.
Phone sterilizers. Lots. Holy shit. I'm going to go right now.
Vega 67, dropping a candy on us. Thank you very much. Very generous. I'd rather have the old-fashioned hands on a screen.
You can't do that now. We can't have communal touch screens. What are you? Some kind of racist?
And I say racist because if you're interested in spreading coronavirus, you obviously hate black people, right? We know this for a fact. So, you know, don't be so racist. Everything.
And lots of hand sanitizer. Lots of hand sanitizer coming from the latest in hand sanitizer designer fagens. And of course, masks. So many man.
Oh my God. Look at these masks. This is so hot right now. I just love the yellow.
Where did you get your mask? Oh my God. I got it at coronavirus essentials. Really?
Is that that new store in the mall that has a super cool trip? Fun hip way of scanning your face before you go in? Oh, yes. I was so excited.
Shut up, Stacey. Where did you get that fucking gas mask? I got it when I picked up at your face shield. Shut up.
Oh my God. Where did you get your hand sanitizer? It smells like rainbows. I'm entering out into a mall.
It is mandatory to wear a mask. And if you're already in out into a mall, might as well make it a fashionable mask. Sensational clip, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much.
Faster tippy for that one. I'm going to take a quick five minute break. We'll be right back after these short messages. Thank you for joining us on this Tuesday night edition.
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