What Do You Have Against TikTok?

Gunter opens by telling Marshall that he freaks her out no matter what he does. Marshall doesn’t help matters by refusing to tell her what he plans to talk about. He immediately takes a jab at P. Diddy, then casually reveals he’s had a Jeopardy! page-a-day calendar for years—and yes, he keeps a spreadsheet tracking his performance, complete with standard deviation. Gunter responds the only reasonable way: calling him a nerd and expressing disbelief. Marshall fires off a barrage of random knowledge, and the two briefly promote CM Chicken before dinner takes a turn. Gunter gasps at a headline about the Idaho murder suspect’s expected guilty plea, which launches Marshall into a rant. Gunter admits she was looking forward to watching the trial, and Marshall calls her out for being obsessed with the case for a while. His spiral isn’t really about the case itself—it’s about how no one ever actually had the facts. The episode closes with Gunter asking Marshall what he has against TikTok. She immediately regrets it. Stats, spirals, and unsolicited expertise—another classic Northern Aggression episode.