What Do Your Weird Crushes Reveal About You

A “Hear Me Out” list is supposed to be a quick confession. Ours turns into a competitive sport, because we’re also playing a secret-phrase game where our producer Grey assigns each of us a line to sneak into the conversation while everyone else gets only a few chances to catch it.We start with rapid-fire picks that swing from nostalgic cartoon crushes to characters that absolutely should not be defended out loud. The group votes on what’s “valid,” argues about the difference between a true hear me out and someone who’s just objectively attractive, and keeps escalating into weirder territory. Think pop culture chaos, friendship podcast energy, and the kind of comedy that comes from people realizing, mid-sentence, that they’re about to say something they can never take back.Then it gets weirdly insightful. We talk about what these choices reveal: personality-over-looks, comfort and nostalgia, “helper” energy, sidekick attraction, and even abstract hear me outs where the vibe matters more than the person. We pull in a little AI analysis to spot patterns, roast ourselves, and accidentally land on a mini personality test disguised as a joke.Hit play, pick your team, and tell us which hear me out is the craziest. Subscribe on Spotify, share this with a friend who has questionable taste, and leave a review so we know you’re out there.Send us Fan MailSupport the show