What Happened to the Baby Health Vault App?

Every parent has a folder on their phone labeled "weird stuff to ask the doctor about." The problem is that folder is usually the camera roll, and the privacy strategy is prayer. In this episode, we explore a specific, well-framed gap in the consumer software landscape: there is no purpose-built app for securely capturing, tagging, and storing medical observations of a child. We survey three categories of apps that get close — baby trackers, secure photo vaults, and pediatric telemedicine platforms — and explain why each one misses the mark. Then we get into practical DIY workarounds using encrypted tools like DroidFS and Standard Notes, and discuss the ethical dimension of being a custodian of a child's medical data in an age of cloud storage.