What If Aliens Gave You 24-Inch Nipples?

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The Night Watchers dive into the bizarre world of alien encounters, military UFO secrets, and what would happen if extraterrestrials gave you 24-inch nipples. Jeff shares classified triangle craft stories from his Marine days, we debate whether the moon landing was faked, and somehow Bill Murray gets involved in ways we can't legally discuss. Plus: Mars Attacks trauma, Rick and Morty impressions gone wrong, and why flat earth might involve Lizzo. This episode contains adult humor and absolutely zero useful information about actual aliens. WARNING: Explicit content, adult humor, and conversations that will make you question our sanity. Follow Darkness Prevails for actual scary stories that make sense! https://twitter.com/darkprevails #NightWatchers #ComedyPodcast #Aliens Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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This episode was published on September 21, 2025.

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The Night Watchers dive into the bizarre world of alien encounters, military UFO secrets, and what would happen if extraterrestrials gave you 24-inch nipples. Jeff shares classified triangle craft stories from his Marine days, we debate whether the...

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