What Is The Strangest Thing You Have Seen On A Wedding Registry?

Strangest Things Ever Put On A Wedding RegistryOn Buzzfeed under wedding shaming..."My grandmother was super offended that my distant cousin had lube on hers. Seriously. I just laughed.""I had a coworker who, in genuine earnest, asked for a Volkswagen Beetle. She was like, 'His family is rich, so why not shoot my shot?'""A four-pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmallows. And that’s exactly what I gifted them.""My hairstylist and her husband had canned hams and Jif peanut butter. Yeah, they showed as 'purchased,' so somebody bought it for them too!""Nose hair trimmers.""My husband put a lifetime supply of weed whacker wire on ours. Our neighbor bought it.""A friend put down rare fish for her aquarium since it's her passion!""Condoms. So many condoms on registries.""A coffin. Still have no idea if it was a joke or not. "What is the weirdest you have experienced?Use These Somewhat Cheesy Phrases To Make Friends“I love your ____! Where did you get it?”“How do you like ____?”“Do you have any recommendations for _____?”“It was great to meet you. I’d love to stay in touch, if you’re open to it. How do you like to stay connected?”“I’ve enjoyed getting to know you. Let’s make plans to hang out more often.”“____ made me think of you. I’ve been meaning to reach out. How have you been?”'I'm always looking for new friends to [try/do a particular activity]. Would you be interested?'Some of these might work, others sound like you are waiting for then in the alley by your windowless panel van.Marcus Got Into Another Car AccidentMarcus was sideswiped in a parking lot at Home Depot. The offender didn't even realize...so, he had to jump in front of her car. Not my first choice.Second Date UpdateDiego calls us about Marco. They matched on Grindr and decided on tacos in the Mission. Diego thought things got pretty spicy...so to speak. but Marco ghosted.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.