EPISODE · Jun 1, 2025 · 3H 11M
What Pirate Movies Forgot to Warn You About | Boring History for Sleep
from Boring History for Sleep · host Velvet
Set sail into the not-so-romantic Golden Age of Piracy — where the food was stale, the hammocks were crowded, and the rum was… probably diseased. In this sleepy, softly sarcastic audio journey, we explore what life was really like for pirates. Spoiler: You wouldn’t last a day. Perfect for history lovers, insomniacs, and people who like their bedtime stories with scurvy.🛏️ Calm narration, real historical facts, and gently roasting the myth of pirate life.📚 No treasure maps here — just itchy linen, cannon smoke, and very questionable stew.
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Set sail into the not-so-romantic Golden Age of Piracy — where the food was stale, the hammocks were crowded, and the rum was… probably diseased. In this sleepy, softly sarcastic audio journey, we explore what life was really like for pirates. Spoiler: You wouldn’t last a day. Perfect for history lovers, insomniacs, and people who like their bedtime stories with scurvy.🛏️ Calm narration, real historical facts, and gently roasting the myth of pirate life.📚 No treasure maps here — just itchy linen, cannon smoke, and very questionable stew.
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