What the hell is Shaw going to do in retirement?

Happy Hump Day, y'all! Brian is back after his colonoscopy yesterday, and he was eager to tell us all about it. We recapped last night's Vice Presidential debate and we also checked out the Wild Card results from yesterday's games. Let you know what's on TV tonight and we talked about a new beer making it's debut at the Texas State Fair. There's a new de-cluttering trend going around called "the Poop Rule" and it's actually NOT a terrible idea. Cool story about a diaper bank in Nebraska, and a big change in the Big Ten when it comes to the kicking game. We played another round of "You're Killin' Me, Shaws" for $10 of Brian's morning-show money, and had a story about a goat that "won" a marathon! And during today's "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a principal who got suspended for getting drunk at a school dance and touching some of the students, an update on the guy in Wyoming that ran over a wolf with his ski-mobile, ANOTHER update on the Belltown Hellcat dude, a customs search that revealed a rather large python, a man in Michigan who got really mad about some Kamala Harris mail, a couple of educators in Boston who misused some free tickets to see "Hamilton", and a drunk woman who ended up driving on the runway of an airport! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.