Welcome to the show everybody Jason Ellis on the road comedy dates at v Jason Ellis calm I'm gonna be on the east coast this weekend. So check it out. I'm going Canada London and Hamilton and night of the Black-Flazer where you go? I saw that in Canada a long time ago.
I never forgot it Lots to talk about Wow lots to talk about where do I start do I start with okay? We'll get here. Okay, so I wrote look Jordan Jets is one of the funniest humans to my opinion and I know that it's controversial to have an opinion about anything tickets Horses are expensive, but you can meet a horse for free. So shut up walk there Hang out with a dog or something look into the eyes of an animal and see that it's okay Bad even if it's bad what are you gonna do?
You know Sorry, I was just in the middle of having a heated discussion with a trans friend of mine It's not really a phrase. You know this what do you somebody that I had met a few times that kind of wanted to date me And it was what I was married. I was like that's like I really work and then when I got the floor say like hey What's up? I think it's not really gonna work.
It's not my time not because they're trans just wasn't the one for me And now I just got a message saying you're full manga It's great the world has got crazy Tim pool and I'm like sure that gets people hate me for that which is I don't know what to tell you man like our first day I met him up. I was like first things first dude before we go any further right now Are you homophobic are you racist because if you are I will get an uber back to the airport and go home because I'm not gonna Do this with you and he was like no dude I'm like well explain yourself Because I don't know who you are, you know When you come into something with no knowledge of the person and I don't hear about the rest of you and you're rare rare rare rare one Sides bad one sides good, you know the day I find out you guys the day I find out if I'm hanging out and that guy goes You know the problem with end bombs or something. I will slap the shit out of him and I'm not supposed to cuz But I will you know if he's like you know problem with gay or I'll be like what dude? I thought we were I thought we were cool I thought you and I had discussed this and you told me your thoughts and I was like yeah Well, then that's not what people say about you and he's like I know dude So like until you've had a face to face with a guy look dude I see it on the Twitter his I don't listen to any ones podcast.
I don't listen to me. I've read my book Give me doing stuff Until then I'll report back to your first thing I promise But I will say thanks to him I've never skated more and I've never been more sore in agony and contemplating quitting skateboarding all and loving it all at the same time And I know people say all kinds of things come on told me the other day He's a thing that would you know he shut down a skate park? I'm like that's crazy because I told him about that and he said he gave money to the skate park And then one of the locals wrote an article about how he shut the skate park down And he was like I just didn't do it. I'm like oh my God He's a big liar.
This is all a scam to have Jason Ellis be his representative. Don't you think you do better? I mean, I'm not trying to say anything bad about me, but don't you think you could do Do you know how many people listen to this show? Nobody cares dude and neither do I but yeah this person I was like I'm not a Margot person, you know I just My son and his mother are Republicans and that's I'm a Republican then And I don't care what you think cuz I don't know you And you can take that as an insult if you want to but I know my son and that's who I care about way more than you You know and when I say you I mean everyone Everyone you know I said the thing about Charlie Kirk.
He got shot. I was like dude. We gotta calm down come be shooting people like that That's disgusting everyone attacks me. You know who liked the video my son and my daughter and their mother and my girlfriend And you know I come from the streets.
I don't take this the wrong way, but I'm care what you think man. I don't care I don't have any money. You can't take my money away from me. I don't have any I have reverse money and I'm good with it I'm good It's not what's important.
What's important is that my family respects me and knows they can count on me the rest of you Meet me hang out with me, you know, that's kind of like what I recommend with everybody meet them and hang out with them You know it's like people that don't like gay people and then they have a gay child and they're like oh wait You know it goes both ways, you know, I feel like it's people like the out there like he think he gave people like we have a met gay person or I hate you know, Mexicans or I hate black people You have a really hung out like really hung out obviously you can't be black so you can never really understand Maybe ever really hung out if you see what it's like I got black friends It's like hey, man You ever had watering cereal every day for your whole childhood because your parents can't afford milk That's not just a black thing, but that have you ever had that I might not have never had that so you don't know and I might I agree I don't know So if you don't know and you haven't hung out with them, you know, I got friends like I know long my friends I guess what if you know my friend you were never my friend That's how that goes man. That's how that goes You know Like I love mayhem Miller mayhem Miller has done some terrible things Circumstances just like everybody in life. You're not just born a douche You know circumstances turn a man or a woman into a thing and if they get older and they can correct it You gotta give him another chance, you know, he did these things where he went to prison put hands on a woman I am so against that But turns out he was on drugs the lady was it's the same lady over and over again They had domestic disputes and he pushed back and that is completely wrong And he went to prison and he got sober and again if he ever did it again, I would never speak to him again I mean the guy's gonna win where he took my stuff. It's all to the palms.
I still love him I don't care. It's not that important, you know, if he touches a woman again I will not speak to him again. I think at this point if he was to do it I'd be like all right did that you know, how many chances do you need? But you know like this translates like he's killing trans people I'm like man I I don't you I don't know that for sure.
You're just telling me that and I don't know you you know I don't know you I know a little bit about you and I know that to be like I wouldn't trust you to take care of my baby I'm not trying to be insulting, but you know you party and all the other stuff. I'm really trusted But you know, it's free if everything's free for you to do what you want and say what you want and feel what you want But I just you know, I would advise like me people experience them firsthand before you are Before you judge, you know, leaving the church man. It's like the church praying to God. Hell yeah.
Hell. Yeah was a weird thing to say The business of the church No, thank you, you know, and I got church people to be like Jason How can you say that because that's how I feel you know? I feel like the business of it and the you know, the pushing things on things Not really my thing. I think if we pray to a higher power what your Christian Catholic.
I don't care like the good for it I hope the best for everybody I'm with that So I hope the best for everybody and if you don't like me, I hope the best for you too and if you do like me I really appreciate it. I hope the best for you. I hope the best for everybody I'm gonna do me, you know, and you know, I appreciate your opinions But everyone's got one and I gotta find it out for myself and that's what I do so far lately pretty happy man pretty happy with my small group of people and You know, I see the world questioning each other especially with all the drama It's never been more dramatic, you know, and rightfully so people, you know canceled and blow up. You know, man.
We got shot, dude, you know Anyway Someone told me about Jordan Jensen on the Joe Rogan experience and I've never watched the Joe Rogan experience and I can tell you honestly Here's why because the serious show was getting bigger and bigger and my britches were getting extremely large And I was pretty sure that I was gonna be the next Howard Stone That's what I thought my ego and my What is it the the passion and drive to be the best and I failed at skateboarding? I wanted to be the best in skateboarding, but I was not You know being top 10 cool That's great But I wanted to be number one and I was never number one and looking back as very apparent to me that I could have at least been number one Couple of times if I was not high the whole time Was I ever the had the possible potential of being arguably the greatest skateboarder ever lived? Absolutely not. I don't know I'm not that talented very driven, but you know, just didn't have the athletic attributes but when Joe Rogan's podcast got really big and My show started to Diminish it's weird because you don't get told that it's doing worse But I did just have this feeling that the show was going down definitely wasn't going up I wasn't going up in popularity my social media wasn't going up.
I was losing You know, let's face it. It was like Joe Rogan. It's like a better version of me, you know, he's He reads more He got better guests. He had a better bonding better interviewer.
You know, I think I was high all the time So the show was better and more successful and more power to him But I can admit now after time getting over it that I never watched it, you know Never listen because it hurt too much to know that he was the one and I was not and then you just forget why you don't do things I forgot that I never listened to the show. I've seen it on social media pretty hard not to but I never watched it on YouTube Like here is the start of the show until the end ever watched it and thanks to John Jensen not mentioning it me until the end of the podcast I watched the whole thing and Really what I got from it was huh? You never watched it because you couldn't handle knowing that you'd lost Which is ridiculous like I think if any of you care You wouldn't even like who were you dude? Like why would you even think you're on his radar or in in the race?
I'm like well one point dude It's like three people listen to my show every day five days a week if that had been a podcast That's some numbers dude, you know, it would have been the number one podcast in the country But it's not it never was it never made it. I never won I lost that's how I look at it competitively That's how I look at it and it burnt same as I don't listen to serious exam The day I got fired was the last time I ever heard serious exam never listen to it Have I heard music played through a serious exam device in a department store year But have I ever listened to serious exam in a car? Have I listened to the Howard Stern show? Have I listened to anything from serious exam?
No, why because it hurts It hurts they hurt me they fired me and they hurt me doesn't matter whose fault it is There was a long time there in skateboarding when I retired from skateboarding that I did not watch Skateboarding my friends would send me skateboard videos, and I'd be like I don't know who that is So yeah, I jealousy You know the ego having an ego having your ego. This is the problem with having an ego. It's it's it's touchy You can bruise it and you can then penalize yourself For years because of it. I'm just saying all this stuff because I hope it helps one person really, you know I'm admitting my flaws so that if you can relate to it, you can you can help yourself, you know, that's it But also it made me realize when I was watching the Joe Rogan experience that there's been people that have been on my serious show that I don't Remember like they see Nikki glazer.
You know who that is very famous successful comedian that said hello to me in the comedy store And I was like wow hi, and she was like remember I was on your show and I was like oh, yeah I don't remember You know I was not all there and that's somebody that is like legendary in the game and I don't remember her Doesn't mean anything. I'm just saying you're forgettable Everybody's forgettable don't get so touchy about people forgetting you people don't listen to my show anymore It doesn't really matter you know you are who you are you got your family and your friends and that's what matters And when you get carried away with all the smoke that's when you can be hurt That's when you can have a bad day That's when you cannot realize how lucky you are that you are alive today and you are not in hospital with brain cancer You can forget that we can all forget that because you get carried away with the with the bullshit You know Tony Hinchcliffe was on the show. I don't remember it I got a photo in my phone and showed up and it's me and him in the front of a stepper repeat and serious and I was like oh wow I Trembling his presence to like will you let me be on kill Tony in at one point when I was talking to him a couple years back I've always been grateful to you for letting me on your show to my I just went yeah, no problem. I didn't remember it You know like does he remember me now like when I was on there the other day He was like that's the best minute you've ever done I never did a minute before that you don't remember it because I mean significant.
It's okay. It doesn't really matter You're out here living your life you know roll alive. We got today Make the most of it, you know, you never know what can happen for instance Last night I'm hanging out with my girlfriend in the backyard not around my phone The dogs bark Dogs bark a lot. It is approximately 915 I believe and I remember going should I go see who's at the door my dogs will bark sometimes and nobody's at the door I'm sure people that have dogs know this it 80% of the time.
They're right sometimes you open the door and you're like idiots That was here and they're like my bad dad So I was like here's my two one nobody's there to somebody's there. It's nine o'clock at night I don't want to know you you did not tell me you were coming whoever you are I don't want to know you so not going to the door I look at my phone and there is an email from we have I live in a cul-de-sac and there is a community email When I was a younger guy, I would never want to be a part of this community But I've met some neighbors lovely people one of my little dogs has got under the fence several times and they have taken care of him a little turd So I'm about the community over we had a B in Situation and I had to go over to the neighbors lovely couple lesbians which I'm okay with The supporter ridiculous lovely couple and I've met them and they're great. I see this email and It says that there is a suspicious man roaming the cul-de-sac Trying to open gates or whatnot and I go wow I am kind of made It's my responsibility everybody. I know that lives in this cul-de-sac if it popped off and it was like last man lives I feel good about me winning That's you know, I can open a manate a yarn.
I can probably beat up everyone in the cul-de-sac You got to have your goals, you know, but I go wow I'm a bit late to this email But let me go out there because if there is a guy walking around like I should be able to go over there and regulate and then I realized This is not a real gun. This is a burner googling. It shoots pellets balls some of these balls have a pattern in it that can kind of Not blind you completely but definitely stop you in your tracks for a while and it looks real It looks very real it is also completely legal to carry in all 50 states and when I found out about this I actually got one for a girl that I was dating and she took it and then broke up with me But this beside the point I wanted it for my girlfriend I wanted it for my house because if there isn't intruder, which you never think is go there's never gonna be one by the way This is not loaded. It's this yeah, I've checked it's it's it.
I'm not a moron But I always wanted it because I was like, you know a creepy guy is near my girlfriend So I particularly I ordered this one specifically because it looks like a real one and I was like you show to a guy and say go away I most guys will go away and if he doesn't go away, I'm loaded clip on him. It's legal the cops can be like Hey, did you unload the clip? Yeah, got tried to mug me and they go cool. No jail time for you.
You're fine Burner I have a code for it because now I'm kind of doing a thing with him Hopefully I can do more because I look, you know, I love self-defense It's burner calm slash Ellis and you get a discount, you know, so but this is I was doing this anyway It was coming at it October 1st and last night This thing happened where it was a burner by the way BY RNA They have rifles I have a rifle that is it is terrifying like You had that I would be like, please don't shoot me with that Like if if Johnny Knoxville called me tomorrow and said dude, this is the burner challenge I'd be like no man. I really need to be famous. I'll pass you can kick me off jackass because I'm terrified of this gun I shot it in the backyard was like oh Anyway, I go outside right I got this Because I know this is not a real gun if I do shoot someone they are not going to die, but it is going to Stop them. I put it in the back of my shorts.
I walk out. I bought also I should mention I got my car back yesterday. I took some photos I posted it on Instagram in my story and it's pink my car is pink whatever judge me I've had my car in the driveway for at this point from this email approximately three hours. I would say maybe two I Walk outside and as I walk out the driveway a guy walks by and this is 930 at this time at this point walks by with a black hoodie black cargo shorts long ones too and a black baseball cap black hoodie and a black backpack Suspect we're in a cul-de-sac.
I know everybody here you ain't him and he got some sketchy tattoos on his forearm He walks by and I go what are you doing dude? And he turns to me straight away when he turns to me. I noticed his eyes are dilated and because of my past I'm almost the cop man like this story. I'm not lying.
His eyes are dilated to me. It's meth right could be Crack what it's definitely an upper right? He's sweaty. He's nervous And I go what are you doing here man?
And he goes oh, I'm just looking to train and I go what train? And he goes yeah, somebody told me the guy with the pink car trains and I go boxing and he goes yeah Boxing I'm falling into a trap here. It's kind of like what a Parn reader would do you know this guy's got a scam because he Here's where I jump he goes go the pink car trains people and I go boxing goes yeah Yeah, so now I think that somebody at my gym has told them my address and now some meth head has come to rob me or Shoot me is what I'm starting to think because now because of because of the world and because of social media And because I'm like you know been back Somebody that like I don't think it's cool the Charlie Kirk got killed so I'm like whoa You know I just had a trans person attack me for being a Margot person or whatever it is I mean this is crazy dude. I got this burner in my back and I go I'm not the guy and he goes you're not the guy huh?
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Hey autocorrect. They can find a link in description They can find a link for the burner and the description as well as the promo code So if they want to go by I think just look in the video. Thank you for really interrupting me Anyway, so here comes the sketchy bit. I go I'm not the guy and he goes you're not the guy And that's when we look at each other in the face and he reaches into his pocket and I'm about three feet away and And I hate to admit this but like because of the social media thing and the way people talk When he reached I thought he was gonna shoot me dude and I was like I I came outside to sort of like Potentially I didn't even think I'd see anybody but like just as like check to make the neighbors know that if there was somebody That there was a guy that looked like me around that they could protect.
I don't really want to I don't really I don't want to I don't want to hurt anybody dude. I'm scared and this guy reaches for his pocket and I'm thinking This guy knows where I live. He knows my cars pink because I don't catch that he here's what I really think I think the guy was there while I'll tell you the rest of sorry He was there Robert. He was trying to get the converters out of cars I found out an email this morning that somebody's previous They drove off they heard a grinding sound they pulled out and they found a screwdriver stuck in there So the guy was trying to rob stuff out of cars He was trying to rob the street called a sack So when he saw me come out he assumed training I look like I train and it's the guy with the pink car There's a pin car in the driveway It ain't you mean he's rolling with it thinking that I'll go with it because I remember he goes I'm here to train I go and I'm 30 at night you're looking to train and he goes yet And I looked at his eyes and I see him pinning so that's my turn for being high on something and I go I'm not the guy and he goes you're not the guy huh and I go no dude.
I'm not the guy He reaches into his pocket with his right hand and I am like this is it I'm not gonna lie. I thought that was it So I stepped to him and I grab him with my left hand on his right hand on his wrist while his hands in his pocket And I go what the fuck is in there? And he's like it's my phone and I go show me and I pull his hand out of his pocket holding his wrist And it's his phone and I'm like did you need to get the fuck out of here? My burner is in the back of my pants.
My right hand is ready to go back and and you know me defend myself also Thank God What is in the back of my pants is something that I know will protect me but it won't kill him because I'm still not really sure About what I'm thinking like that's not a gun. It's a phone He does look high, but I'm not a doctor, you know like maybe he's not But he I believe he was I don't know if he was rubbing the coat a sec at this point Maybe maybe he's a crazy fan. I mean this is it these are all possibilities and I shoot the guy and kill him Okay, it wasn't a good idea for him to show up at 930, but what if it was? But I remember thinking I have no problem Doing this and I think he saw it man.
Like I think also I think like I'm bigger I'm bigger than him, but I was ready Um Pardon me wanted me to want me to take him down and hold him until the authorities came but again. I wasn't sure What it was about I at first I was like did somebody give this guy my address Does somebody hate me enough to know a sketchy guy to come to my house to rob me or to hurt me or my girlfriend or my Animals like I'm super paranoid at this point because I'm on social media and as people are people hate me, you know It's crazy people hate me because I say I pray That's how crazy we've gotten You don't know what I'm praying to I've never been happier in my life or a better person since I've been praying You're mad at that. Let's say about you anyway This I used to think this was a good thing for women, you know to defend yourself from creeps like I said I say this all the time. It's never gonna happen.
It happened to me last night I'll even a cultist. I can't believe this happened. So it is happening. It can happen.
I call the cops I drove around trying to find him because then I realized because I get more emails at this guy's like he was trying to open gates of other places and The cops don't answer. I'm on hold for like 20 minutes. I'm on the street another car comes by I Think it's him so now I've got my hand behind my pants and I'm standing in the driveway and this car's over there And I'm like what what and they're like Jason I think maybe this guy knows my name. I'm like yeah, what and it's like it's the neighbor and I'm like oh okay I walk over and I'm like hey, and it's the ladies and they're like you know this you know this and I tell her I Go you know I'm like I got you know I I got a Gun it's on a real gun, but you know it's for protection and they were like well what kind of I was like you know She's these pellets and you know they what they it was ones that just hit you and they'll sting you and then there's ones that Like spray this stuff that like you know it's like hard to see it's basically what you would want to do if you're a lady Or you really what we should all do depending on who you are you shoot him and you get away You know for me in the cul-de-sac the guy does something or he's got a gun I'll shoot you and then I will put you down and I mean I will choke you out.
I will hold you down You know I trained enough to like keep a guy down until the authorities come all these things are very useful or or Run run inside cul-de-cops. You're free. You're safe. You know I think they're amazing You know like I've been trying to get one for like I don't know man Maybe a year since I heard about him.
I don't know who showed him to me, but I was like why wouldn't everybody have one of these Why wouldn't you give one to your wife or your girlfriend? Why wouldn't you have one? It's like I say it's never gonna happen it happened Crazy like the amount of thoughts that are going through my head while I'm reaching for this guy's wrist was I'm like this is not real as I reach for his wrist. I'm like this is really not happening.
It happened Such a crazy not you know and now I'm the more I think about called my coach I was like hey man something given my address and then I realized like no dude the guy you got played I got played you know looking for training and I was like I think he thought that if he used that story He would get out of it and he kind of he kind of did you know Well, I didn't catch that he really was like trying to get converters or anything that he could get a hold off and put in his Backpack and get out of the cul-de-sac. It's got free, you know What I really want to do because this is like how I feel inside is protect my people in my neighborhood You know this guy's coming around like well guess what come to this cul-de-sac and there's an illustrated penis looking guy that will take you down and choke you The fuck out until the cops come and if you get too lippy. I'll slap you around a little bit or even worse I'll blast you with this thing You will regret that I shot a tree with the other day. You do not I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm saying that you do it which gives me more respect for telling us to because all those guys bam all those guys that did all those shot things nope No, I'm officially too old to be like yeah, man with the bone up.
No, I'm good. Get somebody else to do that video I'm out, but how crazy is that you know what a crazy experience Also, I am not militarily trained, but I am pretty proud of myself man when he reached It's sad man. It's sad the things that I thought when he reached like in that like 10 seconds because it was slow Maybe it was one second, but to me it was slow There was social media. There was people that don't like me.
There was Fans a fan that doesn't like me, you know, and I'm not that famous You know, but you never know and it and all those thoughts and then there was shock but But I must do something. I cannot I cannot freeze and let him pull whatever he's got in his pocket out on me Standing right in front of him. I have to get in and stop it from being able to be pointed at me And in a way where if it isn't that not in a you know, I don't want to assault anybody I don't want you know, that's the other thing man people breaking people look suspicious at the funny house And I'm and then I'm going to jail because he wasn't a guy He was just like some sketchy dude and I'm not some sketchy dude out for being sketchy Sketchy people everywhere man. They don't deserve to be beaten so it was very Eye opening and like I said man October 1st.
I was gonna talk about this then last night that happened I was like, you know what? I've already got him in the house I've got some videos that I was gonna release but right now Everybody check out bone up go to boner.com slash. I'll get a discount look at all the different guns They've got and just know that these are it doesn't matter what state you're in It's legal man, you know your wife can have it in her purse I don't know about you man, but no one my girlfriend has that inner purse when she goes anywhere without me I feel better about it. Obviously, you know, you want to train them, you know, you want to learn how to use them You want to learn little thing don't you only turn much but and you want to practice the same with real guy man?
You want to practice, you know, you want to learn how to defend yourself? You want to stay smart, you know, you want to stay on top of things you don't want to be high all the time You don't want to drink all the time. You don't want to eat bad food You want to stay in shape all these things because you never know, you know, I think I was one of the people that was like it will never happen How many guys have guns in their house so that they could stop somebody it's never gonna it happens and when it happens Right when it starts to happen. You're like man Why don't I have one of those things to defend myself and son of a bitch Last night it happened.
It was in my pants Bob's your uncle incredible an incredible evening. What a roller coaster of a day, too My car look at my car if you see my car Man, you know, that's the other one if it had been a gun I didn't even do a burnout in my car yet. Oh That's all I want to do. I mean, there's other things I want to do but burnouts very hard list So yeah, I don't know what I'm going anymore, but shout out to Jordan from mentioning me even though it was about eating Raw milk drinking raw milk, okay, but yeah, they her and Joe Rogan said Jason Ellis the comedian, you know You know you keep going you keep working at stuff, you know, we have bad days, you know, there's times where I Things are going well, and I am like I don't understand why I'm not more excited.
I wish I could be more excited about Anything, you know, I wish I could just be frantically excited about a Day off, you know or my girlfriend's boobs. They're pretty exciting, you know, I'm not saying I'm not excited I'm just saying I remember old Jason being more excited about little things like that And I feel like that is like a part of the addictive personality of human beings where it starts to like, you know, it would make it better, you know And you're like, you know what shut up, you know, what's better is like my clear mind my clear conscience I have not done anything wrong to anybody as much as someone feeling social media may seem to think I Know I love in my heart, man. I wish the best for everybody You know, and if you can't see that that's your problem, you know If you're mad at me, that's because you've got hate in your heart and I'm not saying that to be mean I'm just saying I'm just it's my honest opinion, you know, I used to have so many beasts with so many people, you know Like sketch your shoes rollerblading like you guys people would laugh at me I'd be like legitimately angry at people that wear sketch your shoes now I use it as a joke in my material But I don't hate you for wearing sketchy shoes if you like man nickel back a guy that I went on a When hunting with him Jonathan great guy worst music tastes I was in a car with him for like four hours. Oh, oh The worst Scards country.
What is that guy? Who's that? No idea? Come on somebody he died Fatter guy, chicken Hill here Scards could you?
I don't know the rest of the song cuz I refuse to memorize it all go in my head I like him I like Tim not Tom not Girl no no no wait could be no way. It's imma growl Australian These people hit God's country by like show no Yeah, but it's not like show cuz I know Blake Sheldon he's stuff crossed Come on somebody in the chat. This is God's country He's got a song about you got a truck and you're going to work in Come on man, what's his name? This is bullshit.
You got the lyrics up, but it doesn't show who did it It's Blake show it is not what that's what this says well. He did a cup All right, well then well then wait who's Blake Sheldon? Oh Yeah, I know Blake Shelton. Yeah, he's cool.
I mean I don't hate I never hated him He's just like more he's gonna know that one pop singer. That was cool That was a nice. That was a power move on his behalf Travis Scott now Who's the guy that died recently not that recently but recently he's like a fatter guy And he's like trucker guy Country Toby key. Yeah, thanks plane Yeah, Toby Keith.
He's playing that and I was like, you know my country I was like not that kind of country's like you what do you like? I was like like I guess heavier stuff guess what he put on Nickelback and I was like no And I don't really know him that well So I can't say dude you can't play that in front of me So he starts singing to it and he can't sing and I'm like wait now. I have to hear somebody sing out of key to nickel back I'm going insane He's a good guy. I'm pretty sure he's a hardcore Republican again.
He's a family man. I don't judge him He said some stuff where I'm like I don't think I don't agree with your with your opinions on some of these things And I think where you grew up and how you were raised and the people that you hang out with you have this opinion And I don't think it helps us as a community But he's got love and he's a good guy he means well and he's got different opinions who am I who am I? I don't know for sure what I believe in his ride You know the time there where I was doing stuff on only fans. I got kids.
You think that's right You know and I'm not saying if you're an only fancy you're a bad person I'm just saying for me. It's like I said I was conservative with my values People got mad at me. I'm like I just think that I want I'm a guy. I've had multiple partners I had a girl that was involved in it.
We were like well, it's we should all sleep with everybody I found for me personally just me personally that it was not a good idea didn't work out It was a lot of heartache a lot of torture was a lot of like ill will presentments towards me I don't want to live like that if you want to you should Yeah, I'll get heated about it man Some of these things I'll admit I don't know what I'm talking about but some of these other things I lived it I'm reading and I'm telling you my opinion that it's not a good move and I'm like Band Trent like be gay. It's a lot of people are sex acts a lot of people are sex addicts You know a lot of dudes a race. I think you just got to get chicks. It's cool.
I'm one of them. I did it I Hurt a lot of people including myself I hurt my own dignity my respect for myself was minimized by me knowing that I'm a whore And I'll sleep with anybody and if you like me, I'll sleep with somebody else after you and that's gonna hurt you I just go around hurting people because I want what I want and in my experience That's not a good way to live You know regrets. I got kids and another wife after that wife That's how much of a mistake I am And then I hurt the next one and the next one that I hurt was trying to let me do everything And I still took too much and she couldn't handle it So don't tell me I don't know what I'm talking about when it comes to some of this stuff But you just see this thing from social media where you hear one word and you're just gone Yeah, I do believe in God. I do but I do pray.
I pray for you all Okay, well that sounds like oh, he's lost in his mouth. I don't care 50 bucks for two cheeseburgers on postmates. Do you fix that? Fuck off when he comes to that love your brother, you know protect your sister sisters Protecting each other stop attacking each other try to understand try to forgive Let's try and the same thing is learning how to be good skateboard.
You can't try one time be like oh it didn't work screw it You got to practice it all the time People that meditate can do it for hours and go into a different world if you try to meditate right now You've never meditated. It's gonna suck, you know how much can you bench if you've never benched? Do the math read between lines put the work in shut the fuck up Love each other love yourself. You love each other.
You can love yourself when you love yourself You can believe in yourself when you can believe in yourself. You can do anything Don't fall into the trap of the social media bullshit both sides political don't talk about it, you know I'm not political. I'm just saying that don't hate me or anybody else for their stupid opinions stupid or you think they're the greatest You don't know them you know you you know your mom. You know your kids.
You know your friends. That's it That's all we've really got my fingers are out of YouTube wanking on Pete Buttigieg Joe Rogan. I give a shit man I don't know who they are they don't know me and they don't know you Butterflies taste with their feet Moss Flined and light bulbs until they die No, that means don't die