What Would Jesse Do?

I got up one  morning last week and I knew who Jesse Kelly is, but I had absolutely no idea  who Haley Carter is. I didn't even know that there was a professional women's soccer team in Houston. I didn't know that Haley Carter is from a town called "Friendswood, TX."  Nor did I care that the town had named Haley Carter as the Grand Marshall of the  Independence day Parade. I guess I have more important things to worry about,  like catching up on my watching of Game 6 of the Stanley Cup. So when it comes to  the Jesse Kelly Show, there are things that I like about the show. The biggest  one is that he hates callers. So do I. Simpatico! That said...