What's In A Tootsie Roll

TODAY on the show we started off with some football and fantasy league talk. We also played some voicemails from the 24 Hour Lex & Terry Hotline. We also talked about the upcoming Sub Par Classic and all of the crazy shenanigans we have planned. We got in our Days of the Week and received our SUB PAR Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also Taint Thursday so we did an epic classic... BLACK LIKE TAINT! We finished things up by making some AI podcasts about ourselves.  TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Football Picks!CLIP OF THE DAY: What's In A Tootsie Roll 100:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000I told you when I had my, what's it called the colonoscopy?200:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,800When I did this, I noticed that I could feel them digging around in there.300:00:10,800 --> 00:00:14,600And it felt cold, like a cold instrument digging around it then.400:00:14,600 --> 00:00:17,240I'm going, this isn't normal. Normally I'm kind of asleep.500:00:17,240 --> 00:00:21,920And then I overheard them talking about vacation and going on vacation.600:00:21,920 --> 00:00:25,520And immediately my thought was, oh, I don't have cancer.700:00:25,520 --> 00:00:30,040I didn't feel the thing, man. I woke up and, you know, the hot nurse said,800:00:30,040 --> 00:00:35,240"I really love your show," after she even spent, you know, God knows how long up my behind.900:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,080That was not fun.1000:00:37,080 --> 00:00:40,640You know that she's going to be home on weekends going, "Oh, Alexa, Terry, yeah, I was,1100:00:40,640 --> 00:00:43,360I put a thing in his butt to see if he had cancer."1200:00:43,360 --> 00:00:44,840You know they talk about that.1300:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,520You know they do. Yes. You know that.1400:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,600You know attorneys get home and talk about their case.1500:00:49,600 --> 00:00:54,680I just knew the moment I got made that I was going to be a weekend story1600:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,440at many parties.1700:00:56,440 --> 00:01:01,000There's probably a polaroid of your weeners somewhere that they took that day.1800:01:01,000 --> 00:01:06,680Yeah, that's fine. The important part was I was going to live.1900:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,680Yeah, that's the important part.2000:01:08,680 --> 00:01:12,880You sure talked about my weener a lot.2100:01:12,880 --> 00:01:17,040He wonders how the lobe deals with that tutsy roll.2200:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,960What is actually in a tutsy roll? Can anybody help me?2300:01:19,960 --> 00:01:20,960Because I love him.2400:01:20,960 --> 00:01:23,120There's nothing good in a tutsy roll.2500:01:23,120 --> 00:01:30,120Sugar corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, cadence, gim-milk cocoa, way soy2600:01:30,120 --> 00:01:35,520lectin and artificial and natural flavors.2700:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,520You know what? This is awesome.2800:01:39,520 --> 00:01:41,200Just keep it back. Keep it back, Sarah.2900:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,200I will.3000:01:42,200 --> 00:01:45,400Nothing's ever going to hurt you again.3100:01:45,400 --> 00:01:53,880Okay, Charlotte Seen.