What's in the cards? Bravo Housewives

This week, we analyze the current casts of Bravo Housewives (RHONY, RHOBH and RHOP) through Astrology and psychic intuition. We can hardly contain our excitement as we breeze through the charts of our Queens, topping off with a Tarot reading for each franchise. We also make suggestions on balancing out the casts, who may leave and who may renegotiate their contract. And before you ask, yes, Bravo, we are available for consulting. We also need to make major acknowledgments to those who paved the way, @caseyrosewilson and @daniellecarolineschneider of Bitch Sesh, the Astrologer who came to Erika’s house on Bev Hills and of course, @BravoAndy for bringing us these Empresses. If you want to see all the details, the madwomen notes for the episode are up on highpriestessofbrooklyn.com/blog Xo, Alex and Erica