What's the Number for 911? Audiobook by Leland Gregory

https://thebookvoice.com/podcasts/audiobook/56/ to download full audiobooks of your choice for free. Title: What's the Number for 911? Subtitle: America's Wackiest 911 Calls Author: Leland Gregory Narrator: Danielle Ferland Format: Unabridged Length: 2 hrs and 46 mins Language: English Release date: 02-22-13 Publisher: Recorded Books Ratings: 2.5 of 5 out of 3 votes Genres: Comedy, Classic American Publisher's Summary: Americas 911 system is supposed to be for emergencies only. But some people apparently didnt get the memo, because the following are some of their responses when asked by dispatchers, Whats your emergency?, Yeah, I want to order a pizza., Ive been standing all day and my feet hurt., I just swallowed a penny. Am I going to die?, I want an officer to come out and take care of a low-flying aircraft.,When does the Burger King open? New York Times best-selling author Leland H. Gregory III compiles some of the dumbest and occasionally profane (youve been warned) abuses of the 911 system ever recorded. Danielle Ferland and Andy Paris amusing narration will have listeners either howling with laughter or scratching their heads in disbelief. Possibly both. Because this book is based on actual 911 calls, there are occasional profane words in the text. The author replaced these words with dashes, and they are bleeped in this recording.