What's Wrong With Your Phone Lines? (Full Show)

Effective outing from Pedro Pages. Juggs in DC is waving the white flag. I think Dolly Parton is the lede today. Paid in cornmeal. Jackson's a known Notting Hill guy. Best Julia Roberts films. Stumbling into a troll. Falling on my carcass. Martin is so talkative lately. Tim just needs a few more Cardinal wins to cash that bet. Doug got triple banged. Matt Holliday may be calling in today. What is a Naruto? Who's the incel now? Doug's down on Nolan Gorman.Audio of Oli Marmol talking about Matthew Liberatore's start and recent struggles. When Libby's bad, you can see it early on. Nolan Gorman pregame on getting recalled and his conversations with Oli Marmol. The Springfield Cardinals will be making some branding changes. Rainiel Rodriguez raking. Here we go overinflating our minor league systems again. Guys with bad body language. Does George Clooney's doppleganger really look like him? The salt & pepper look is timeless.Nine to Five by Dolly Parton, good or bad? George Clooney's Doppleganger has called in and he has denied Jackson's advances. Rock hard facts from 11-12. Apologizing to Doug. Is he standing on a tarmac? Let's go to Chairman Steve next. Steve's heading to LA and looking for recommendations. Steve doesn't wanna watch his son get punched in the face. Mt. Rushmore of listeners' wives. McGwire wanted a Starbucks nearby. Alright Steve, that's enough.An ode to Porter Wagner. Crain & Cone. Audio of Crain predicting Mizzou's game by game results and Tiger Nationalists are not happy. Doug's never had an office. Show me seven wins. Papers has em 7-5. Ole Miss gonna be put to the test. It's talking SZN. Mizzou plays 5 teams that are ranked in the preseason Top 10.A bouncy tune. Is Francesa paying homage to Dolly today? Craig Albernaz’s postgame gets a touch awkward when asked why Pete Alonso left after 5 innings. Martin needs to hear it again. Air fryers. Ovens in the master bedroom. Is that a winery hat or a beach hat?A brief Dolly detour. Poor John Rice had to drive up for that mess last night. Can Gorman pitch? Biff Johnson is on the line and he wants to add to the Cardinal discussion. Biff's not surprised by the falloff. Where'd you play college ball, Biff? I like Different Biff. Original Bif has trouble with rhyming. Now watch me shoot fireworks all over your boy chest. DJ Quik Jus Lyke Compton. Tattling.Hard not to think about Posh Spice when you hear this. When was the last time you did karaoke? You like Dick Tracy? The cultured gets Tim'd. How old is Warren Beatty? You're not playing Plinko, dude.Design Aire Heating & Cooling EMOTD.How about that perspective there? Who has 100% approval rating? Doug's Favorite Quarter Zip is on the phone lines and not happy he's on hold. Why are you out of breath? A cuck sitch with a four decade age gap.Rick Van Shelton. Curt with a C (Jackson's one-sided lover) is on the phone lines. He's not happy with an asinine take Doug had yesterday. Doug doesn't know why MLB players take days off. Down on Cal Ripken Jr.Doug has officially achieved his silver chunks and is moving onto platinum. Doug wants free tickets to the MIzzou/Florida game. Fired up for Gabe's post game shows.And the winner of the EMOTD is...See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.