When AI Startups Want Rules & Big Tech Wants Freedom

In a jaw-dropping reversal of tech politics, AI startups are begging for regulation while software giants lobby for open source—and a half-trillion-dollar chip partnership just reshuffled the entire board. We're diving into the absurd comedy of a CEO replacement engine that's not actually a joke, the genuinely disturbing pay ratios it's mocking, and what happens when the satirists realize the satire is already true.