When High Fashion Takes a Stinky Turn

So, guess what? Matty Healy from The 1975 just tied the knot, and his bride rocked some wedding dresses straight from a brand that sounds like it should be in a science lab—Matier Fao, which basically translates to “fecal matter.” Yeah, you heard that right! 🤣 Who knew saying “I do” could come with a side of bathroom humor? Now, don't get me wrong, the dresses were artsy and had a whole dark, gothic vibe, which totally fit the bride's aesthetic. But c'mon, if someone said their dress was designed by the “poop house,” I’d be like, “Uh, can we get a new dress, please?” Seriously, high fashion is wild, and this is just another reason why I stick to my comfy jeans and T-shirts. Tune in for the full scoop and a few giggles about the wild world of wedding attire!Takeaways:This episode dives into the wild world of high fashion with a wedding dress that literally translates to fecal matter. How chic, right?We discuss Matty Healy's wedding to Gabriette and the goth vibes of her stunning yet strange wedding dress!Who knew high fashion could take a turn for the gross? A dress made by a brand that sounds like poop—seriously!Haystack shares a hilarious take on wedding fashion and how it’s not for the faint of heart, or stomach!We ponder how fashionistas can wear something called 'fecal matter' and still look cute—what's the secret?Tune in for some laughs about the absurdity of high fashion with a sprinkle of playful sarcasm and outrageous humor!