When You're Watching The Twilight Saga

You better hold on tight, spider monkey because for my Horror movie marathon this spooky season I watched all of the movies in The Twilight Saga. The books written by Stephenie Meyers and starring Kristen Stewart as Bella, Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen, and Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black. Wow what a series of movies there's so much to say but all that I need to say is this. About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him and I didn't know how dominant that part may be that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. Ok I lied there's more I want to say. You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?! Oh I almost forgot to say this. You can't trust vampires... Trust me. Finally I want to say and this next sentence is important. Doesn't he own a shirt? I hope you guys like this episode go watch this series and experience The Twilight Saga. *Spoilers for The Twilight Saga*