Where Can They Be? (The Epstein Files)

Chorus:Oh tell me, where can they be? Tell me, where did they go? The Epstein files….We need to know!Which of our leaders is a monster and who’s just a naughty boy.The Epstein files….We need to know!Pam Bondi had them on her desk. She told us just as muchAnd then she said the files do not exist!I oughtn’t say that she’s a liar, but her pantsuit is on fireAnd so I… cannot resist.Mike Johnson, pure and holy told the Congress to depart.Said Rep Grijalva would just have to wait.To cast the vote to read the folder of who bedded girls not oldEnough to … high school graduate.The White House says it’s Democrats whose names are in the filesBut we prefer to see for ourselves.Cuz where there’s smoke there’s fire; would our leadership conspireTo remove … them from the shelf?I smell a rat, a big one, slith’ring through the DC hallsIn orange fur and a hay bale for his hair.If you prove me wrong then I’ll be sorry, and atone by gorry,‘Less his name is in them everywhere.Republican or Democrat, or Independent plutocratWe … are … on your slimy trail!Do not pass Go, collect two hundred dollars if you’ve blunderedJust get out….go straight to jail!Bonus verse:If you have a log in your eye, don’t point out the speck in mine—The Savior warned disciples to beware.But I see a forest poking from your sockets, are you jokingThat your sight…. needs no repair?Optional tag after final verse:Who of our leaders is a rapist and who is a pedophile;Who needs to dominate their women and molest a precious child;Who likes to traffic in teenagers and walk in as they get dressed;Whose every word attacking others is a sin they should confess;The Epstein files….We need to know! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit jeanpouliot.substack.com/subscribe