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1000 Northside, Florida. Should boy J. Joe G. Hello.
Oh, huh. I'm a slow realtor. For sure. Um, so it's been a while.
I don't know what's been going on. Like, I think we had a couple of hurricanes, right? I had a hurricane. J.
Joe had a hurricane. I don't know what else happened. Like we just think we can see all the weird now. So that's all that really matters.
How's everybody been doing? What's going on? What's it? Should we do introductions?
Like. Hi guys, I'm Jason. Give a shout out to 5,000. Five We use that negative kind of taste.
And it was a little bit of negative sprinkle. They know, but much more back to be back feeling great. Um, it was crazy. And I probably just weebed the shittin' in throughout the course of the next couple of weeks.
But like, where should I got real crazy? Um, yes, it was crazy. Like I, I like fired up some shittin' soon enough to see sweet at one point. I was like, I think about it.
What am I excited about it? She just been real crazy. It's been a couple of projects at one point. I was working like one overnight per week.
I was standing up a full 24 hours at least one night per week for like months. Then I should be crazy. So, you know, we'll get to it. I mentioned that I'm back.
I figured some shit out feeling much better. So we get it. I found you. I like that.
Sure for you. You were consulting. You know the life name. I'm getting back into it honestly.
Like I just like, I've just started a real project again like two, three weeks ago. So working with an external client again and having a normal life. And I realized. I don't know.
Let me ask, let me pull the group. Because maybe I'm trippin'. I don't think I am. What's the worst demographic to work with?
From your perspective as a black man. Or the gonna be the Indians. Linna! Linna!
I'm,hearted. We got to we got to push the code. No, no. I'm not talking about like I'm talking about like the worst is like like fuck that like fucking it's like fuck up people Oh, and this is honestly good and say pains me to say this but working with other black men it started with On a project like my first project out of training.
I'm like, okay, it's a black dude on him like Learn to get a shit Like not knowledgeable a and be like he's just like argue like stuff that I did know because like again I'm fresh out of training like bro It's right here in the book. We just did this last week and he was like argue me down all the time he finally ended up playing himself and Leaving the company, but I do it just green like my manager They got upset one time because because when I was like short-term disability and so he was like, I need you You know like fly somewhere to me, you know, whatever was but cuz like, yeah, you know, I still can't do it Whatever. Yeah, so I'm kind of knee-surger something He's like man my mother and I was like 90 some odd years old and she was like back up and around and like a week And you've been out like three months and like you can't even sit up at the computer and just like log in for me You know, so cuz it's pretty wack, but Indians or with a ton of Indians and It's whatever I guess is is I don't know It's that's just kind of hard for the question me at this point But here recently like some new people came into some teens. I was on and it was like you understand what they saying I'm like, yeah, you don't you know, I'm saying but I Got down to Indian you got to understand what they talking about.
Yeah, my whole career has been Man old school Indian You know, you know understand okay, it's that Indian you've been it. It's done it my friend brother man So man number one No, but here's thing, but here's it's still the Indians, right? You want to watch the Indians because Indians well, it depends on when you catch them in their niggas like They're a nigga life cycle, right? If you're dealing with an Indian that is never dealt with niggas you're in trouble because He is going to interact with you based on his perception what he's seen on TV what he's heard his opinion on black people and he's gonna Try to get you before you get him Yeah, until he realizes like wait a minute like this motherfucker's actually trying to help me Like cuz I don't be on that shit like yo, man.
I'm gonna take it right now You need to slow that shit down you talk a little too fast. You're talking white people, you know slow down a little bit He'll realize like oh, he's actually trying to help me and then they change right then it's like okay We can we can coexist and I'm not gonna try to try to snake you but until you get to that zen Indians is gonna try to get you before they get them like they think that we are Trying to get an angle on them at any given time there have been times where Indians have been given a presentation and I just They might have missed one little thing or something right and it's not even like I interjected Oh, but don't forget this somebody can ask me like because I'm a service security expert Somebody like so little is that is that correct or whatever and I might expound upon his answer and they don't fuck with that shit at all They don't fucking expounding It's Leonard is Leonard is Eli in OD or some shit It depends on Is it gives my words of a full-blown gremlin it depends on when you when you catch them Indians normally align themselves with black or white people and I have noticed that it generally aligns with their spouse if they have a non-Indian spouse, but I Talked me a lot of stuff that I still use on my job down there 20 years later with an Indian lady She was cool as fuck but we related like she was cool Like I can see her like a black person, you know, I'm trying to figure out and so some others like to do I mean like terribly one time you got caught with him in cookie jar trying to like steal some prepaid hours and That shit was super known in that time going to it, but then his wife You know I'm saying so he was kind of like my life is shady white man Then you see what I'm saying now they kind of want where another or you got the purest that just it's purely to their community and what they got Yeah, it was my favorite like all my mentors have been those type of Indians like in my career like they all like hardcore Indians They let Indian wise it is they don't they don't put around now the Indian I know who only but with white women he was not cool like he was kind of a bastard But I'm dealing with a bunch of white women right now And I'm not enjoying it so I haven't been in that situation in a while Why women are an extension of the white patriarchy you can't take that on head on you know, you're gonna lose that and I'm not trying to I'm just trying to get my job done But I don't trust these motherfuckers I'm working with a bunch of motherfuckers I don't trust all the way But the thing is all the partners on the project because it's like a high profile project like we're we're getting into a good Level of spin with this client, so you want to keep the good thing going so they put together I guess they call us a dream team But it's like I don't trust these white women and the partners are cool But these white women they like underwhelming. I'm like it's the dream team bitch. You know, I don't really know what but that's fine Are you smart?
Are you smart? I'm asking you like are you a smart? I am and that's your problem you can't you can't come on the plantation as a smart movie they not go you Chef is up I'm just because I'm trying to but they be trying me. I gotta keep it cool.
You already got glasses on So the glasses is not gonna make it easy. It's up. Yeah, man They gonna knock you down a page They're trying to that's a problem. It's my baby like no, that's I don't stand what that means and then I explain like oh, okay Jacob has a college shirt on with it.
Is that a badge? You have a badge on your shirt? And look at the exchange will be on Like that That I don't know you I'm walking down Around guy you did and these motherfuckers like I got there's I'm like this is like the deaf school ain't it? Thank you.
Hopefully you know I got you guys guys that is in the hood this hood ish it's a It real real hooded Jason. I remember that area being the hood I was like how I get this hotel because maybe I feel like it's true Yeah, like you need to go here get your death trying to get the fuck on like don't be lingering around guy. How you get? Yes, I was kind of like you about to set me up You know I Anyway Inclusion homecoming is upon us as you all know Florida and I mean university well graduates of the hair proud graduates And it's homecoming season and it's a big it's a holiday.
It's a big deal for us. It's a good time to reconnect Kick it with each other and just have a good time I mean some come to see for everyone and I know we used to do like the homecoming episodes where we had people come in and talk about how great their Homecoming was and those are all lives. Let's talk about ours. So homecoming this weekend What do y'all's plans?
I want to think of it in ways like a preparation guy like tools and tips and tricks and tips to have a successful homecoming I know what used always wouldn't J. J. I used to always post homecoming tools and tips through our social media But going to that like whether some stuff I'll top y'all head down to share with the our listeners as we prepare for this homecoming season Though those tips are still the fucking tips man. I don't like play play tips like niggas But that was a playbook like we trying to get you to not die and fucking homecoming and no matter We posted that shit and niggas still don't listen.
I was talking to the homie movie earlier and and and it was like What was it was the one about don't die on Thursday? We were talking about how hard it is to not die on Thursday Right, but how pivotal it is like that if you can make it through Thursday really your homecoming is gonna be okay But it's so hard to call it pull it pull in the late line. Yeah Yeah And that's usually for people who recently divorced or haven't been to a homecoming in a little while or You know have newborns and you know just haven't been out So whenever they see adults and a little partying and a little music and you know You think you could do it the way you used to do it and you can't you cannot you cannot know It's that way is right into that like just be true to yourself Know your limits and just vibe with that like I was kicking it another day with a dude So I bought him Congratulations. Yeah, and he was like now.
I'm good like I'm chilling day cool. You know I'm saying I respect it most people will know What's really going on? So it's not a big deal Make sure you doing what you got to do is everybody else ain't hungry right now But you feeling faint like you need to eat something hey going to grab your hot dog or something and keep walking with everybody else If you get me left behind but like just be cool We don't know we all went out Thursday We woke up the next morning this nigga had his It's okay Wow It needs to be No One more random Crash I mean it's a little crazy shit Don't go up there like be the first one if I get in the line for the combo with the fry I was just this and sure if you like ease your way into that shit high personally indoors Topical smoothie on Tennessee if it's still there. I'm not getting a check for that You know About eight years No You didn't get your shit press there I did I did something I got it I do it up to the standard She at fire house, but toasted no doubt it just makes them any problems I'm not even anybody to do anything crazy like this on this on this podcast right now But um steps this a I would say man like Let the young niggas have it I think I mean I get it man.
I was a drinker. I kicked it I had a great time at fam you but it's not my time no more I don't need to like when them niggas is having fun and going for play and getting they shit off I don't need to be in the mix for that and to try to compete with them on that shit like let them fucking have it man Like you you are who you are now like just watch them niggas big up them niggas like amen I see you like enjoy them niggas having fun because it's their time. It's not your fucking time no more I enjoy going home coming out and not even doing that shit I'll be around that shit, but honestly truly I'm going to Harry's and I'm gonna have me some fucking sit down much Or sit down fucking dinner, you know saying I'm having sit down breakfast in the morning and join the sunshine and tell us it That's what I enjoy. I don't need to go as hard as them because first and foremost I think it's gonna out drink me like they're fucking 20 something years old they should out drink Some of me is I still fuck with though, but um, yeah I mean like your ego shouldn't be competing with a 20 something year old nigga like if that's I Don't know if he matures the word for it But it's lame lame is the word for it like if you're 40 something years old if you're 30 Half 30s you should be competing with a 20 year old.
That's just not cool. No, I would I agree with that I would say that you need to stick to the substances that you are used to and consume them in that way that you always do because Like everyone knows I don't drink like that, but I'd be high I'm gonna be high all we can like when you see me I'm I'm be high, but that's normal for me. That's my normal like if me not being high as abnormal So you guys stick to the rivers and lakes that you're used to don't be doing extra shit Just stick to what you know and be yourself like that's the best way to have it because these young niggas are Definitely very very young. Even at this point you can get enough to be our kids So I look at it that way when I see them and interact with them Absolutely good point here and thing about this particular homecoming my son is a freshman I found out so that's pretty interesting But also back to Woolish point And I conversation about that one day I tell you about that I'm glad that yes, um You were saying Oh, it reminds me of the scene from a men's society what dude like, you know, I said, I don't so much dirt I just enjoy watching these other things do this.
Yeah, right. Yeah, right. I don't even see things up. I'm gonna do it So there's been this meme going around talking about I've been had one of you and it's like homecoming from herb Whisper to the ears under the influence of beverages herbs and nostalgia.
Um, yeah, dude. That shit. You know what I'm saying? Why not?
Why not? I Know what I'm saying, but why would you not do that? I don't understand what the issues are doing it like You don't know what a nigga was going through in college like Nigga might have been in his books and all type of shit. You know, I'm saying like if the nigga want to circle back After you got his shit together Yeah, absolutely I think I think I had more delays in the niggas honestly Especially after you first off the divorce, please be like on a bus with um, dr.
Michael. Yeah, I don't want to give up too much inside baseball Baseball right away Oh I would use a life as a shield Right now Hey, well pick up a wife a wife as we done the brass You just get off of the crowd see it or it's a great Uh, pick up hugs and I'm all going like using that work, but that shit fit ready Pick up a little close from the back man. Those are not consensual So I run the topic of homecoming chef. Did you get a poo J's memorandum on outfits for a convocation?
I did in fact. I bought some some cream chinos. Oh man Y'all y'all are coming We have a color palette Or class of night, okay Neutral so incoming class and I do other schools in coming class or did they do out last like that only a family thing? I think because now let's graduate in a timely fashion.
I didn't I did not either so I was saying because people that both the out graduated on time, but she was in a four-year program He was I pharmacy for six years or whatever. Okay. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I'd never seen it before I got a fan Yeah, I think about I think they might have started doing it.
Okay, I'm sorry, but But yeah, yeah, I'm where I'm doing it. I usually try I usually not a team player But I like you know, but yeah, I'll do some shit plus I need some she knows kind of dress clothes for real for work So I'm watching you're driving right? Yeah, I'm driving. I needed to pick me up for a complication probably so cool I'm a um, cuz I'm a leaf here.
I'm leaving Orlando like around What did there join chain nose and khaki? Oh? I don't know like I Think I think you know the softer I feel like khakis khakis ultimately became focused on just the color the color palette of khaki the varieties where she know became the actual pant cut and material all colors Color you as good. I thought it was kind of interchangeable, but he was tight I'd be as he was making a point to say she knows I just got a curious.
Oh, yeah Yeah, I mean I feel like I'm a I got clothes for work I'm aware we're closer Homecoming she knows I was racist Yeah, I mean it just sounds like a slur that's all No, I'm gonna do that shit. I'm trying to think cuz I'm not gonna be like it's gonna be an abbreviate homecoming So I'm gonna be there I'm gonna leave early on Friday. I'm gonna do everything on Saturday I mean on Friday. I'm gonna go kick over to y'all and go to the game and all that shit I'm leaving after the game on Saturday and go home.
I'm doing birthday game Yeah, my baby's birthday is on Sunday. You're a good nigga. What I just want to make sure I don't want to be driving all day Cuz what happens with me is I'll be done woke up on Sunday and then I That's what happened anyway Hey Leave after the game like you have to mark a point in time. No, no, I can't I can't because well Yeah, cuz what happened is I'll be like after the game right like man.
Let's let's post it to hotel and just shoot the shit I'm like I thought through this pretty pretty hard just to make sure I don't look it up And though have time and all that and I just say you want to stay to see the band and see your home Web presented check or whatever in there. I would definitely Irish goodbye after half time. You have to ask goodbye Leave it outside Is a button like you leave without saying shit you just leave you just go home. Oh Yeah I figured like I like I could see like whoever come to the classic nigga kick it into so I was like Oh the classic is a different audience obviously, but still I'm not the chef chef.
I might want to hit him up. You know me He normally has a stone cold groove bash and south after the classic I haven't even got invited to the way in the new house. So But it's no you definitely invited like you come into the classic me to try tonight back my way into the pipe Oh, it's a invite. I'm really planning it.
I mean I'm gonna invite on social media. I was like I'm having a fish right to create like you don't know fish right? Yes indeed Hey, if y'all at homecoming and you You get all the infinity stones of the podcast like us for and young Lauren I don't know maybe a signature or a selfie with each one. I feel like you should get like a teacher We can do that we can do that We'll all be there Of all of us I I There is.
All right, man. So speaking of the homecoming, everyone have a good time. But we've been having conversations around divorce. This isn't divorce episode that y'all don't wait for for seven years.
But we will have a conversation. We get closer to divorce. Has it been seven? No, no.
Wait, has it 27? I mean, my view seven. 17, 19, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. Damn, you're eight.
You know, I can do what you say earlier. I mean, I love you. Yeah, I mean, we wait for it. So we had conversations around how people manage their divorces.
We've seen at this point in our lives, we're all in our early to mid 40s, it's been quite a bit. So after a while, you see how other people deal with it. And then there's like, you kind of notice the protocol or what's considered best practices. So the question was, how public should divorce be?
Well, I have an initial question, right? And I'm an outsider because I'm not divorced, happily, maybe a bit of a year. Oh, what the fuck you do? I'm happy to do this.
Yeah. Be like, I love my wife. Ooh, look at us. We're still in the other shit.
Now, see something else. Yes, you're fucking right. It's all fucking true. It's all fucking true.
Oh, man, hold in hand. The whole fucking night, my boy. Yeah. Keep this train on the tracks, money.
Now you do, though. I mean, this is a North Korean regime. Like, you got to fucking pay, obviously, to the fucking absolute leader. Do you get like, you fucking right?
Yes. Yes. Yeah, man. So I have a question.
As an outsider. Why is there, why do we have divorce press conferences about the divorce and why there was a divorce? And secondly, I guess the hand grenade in the room is, why is it always the women that do the press conference? You say why is it always who?
The women who do the press conference. What do you mean by press conferences? So there's always like some big grand announcement. Like, for anybody, well, in a recent case, it wasn't a woman.
It was actually a man. So I'm not saying it's absolutely always the woman. But majority of the time is the woman. But why is it always just in case, you know, to get things out in the open and for transparency, I just want to let everybody know that wants to know that I'm currently going through XY and CE and I'm me and my husband or my wife or whatever, are no longer, we're separated and we're going through it and we're like, why do we need that?
Like, why, why, why, that? What is the purpose? What is the value? Like, what's the fucking point of that?
Who asked for that? I don't know for a certain event because I did not do that. But I have a couple of theories about it. I think when certain couples have a very high channel, what I call public profile and maybe people are starting to notice, you know, they aren't showing up in the same spaces together, what have you, they may feel the necessity to address that.
Aside from that, and I just talked about this, as you were talking, maybe these people have been having a, is in the background with multiple people. And instead of inboxing those 10 people back, I'll just put this out there for everybody. And then certain other times I think things kind of play out in public and so people need to address certain things and or, I'll say this is the last one. Some people are so transparent, you know, posting pictures, videos, tagging themselves.
We're here, we're there, we know that June, you got a football game on Friday at Winchester Park because you post a whole schedule, you know, every week or whatever. So then it's like those people, because we've seen the memes, oh no, don't get violent in this season four. I'm invested now, whatever, like people make a joke about it. So I think it's the host of the reason some of them are semi-legit and then I think some people do it kind of like clout chasing to kind of do that soft, a big hit, I'm back out here, you know.
To software launch? That's why I always thought it was. I think so, I mean, 5,000, it's a whole bunch of different reasons and it's all, you know, specific to who's ever doing this. One that he, I don't think you missed it, maybe didn't go deep into.
A lot of people really think that niggas who are online are really their friends and their family, as they say. Like they really think that like the motherfuckers who say, oh girl, you look good and you know how y'all look so like you really think those are really your friends and like you might feel the need to tell them like they're your friends and family and these motherfuckers are just messy in your business and when you're not talking, they're taking screenshots and saying like, girl, look at this. I told you, then he was gay and he was giving me rolling my vibe. I told you that he was gay.
I told you your Michael was a punk. It's your Michael, it's not your Michael's out there. But yeah, it could be for a myriad of reasons why people feel the need to do that. And it's sad when you feel the need to explain yourself to other people like, you don't have to do that.
You can keep that shit close to the best. You know what I'm saying? But you know, if you're trying to do a soft launch then I guess that's what you do. Or if it's before homecoming, you wanna know you single the game and you know, that's what you do.
So, Patrick, you're ready to sales. I think it's always just best to keep shit to the best, close to the best. I don't get being very public about your life. Like I know I post a lot on social media.
But the truth is everything's pretty much on the surface. I ain't really, you ain't gonna get a lot of depth for me. It's mostly just jokes. I'm like, I get confused when people get too real.
Or maybe I just get, it makes me feel uncomfortable because I feel like there should be a level of everyone should have a personal life. You know what I mean? Like I think all y'all do a good job about like that. About how y'all manage all my personas and that you keep everything to the best.
But I feel like that should be the rule, not the exception. Like I don't know what's up with people where everyone needs another business because then they all tend to crash out towards the end. Because to everyone's point, people up at the next difference, it's a peanut gallery. Like most people think my name's Nick.
I don't wanna talk about aliases. Isn't that? I lost money. I still got money.
I still got money. I still got money. I can't collect. Yeah.
Oh, he's talking about. People literally will write me wedding checks and wedding checks to the woodrowless. And I'm like, I can't. What am I gonna do?
I guess we put your name wrong on my, my seating chart on my way. Even then now you're fucked up for that. Because you know my real name. You got paperwork from me.
Yeah. Yeah. I just, I was a woodrow on it. But yeah, man, that's crazy.
Some people do it just so they can tell, like tell their side of the story. So they can get ahead of the story and, you know, get people to pick sides and shit like that. You know, just. But you know it's gonna be bullshit because nobody is ever in the history of Mary divorce announcement said, you know what?
I was, I was doing fucked up shit. And that's why I didn't work out. Like everybody is right at the press conference. I mean, one, it's a press conference, right?
Who goes into a press conference and says I was a douchebag, right? So, so, so, so, so again, what's the point of the press conference? Like it's just, I mean, what was the point of what a lot of motherfuckers post? In general, you know what I'm saying?
I know a nigga who used to take a picture of himself, a selfie before he went into work every day. Damn. Like nigga, there's no point of that nigga. And I didn't even know you were that type of nigga.
And then I blocked him after he did that. Cause I didn't, I didn't, I couldn't fuck with him. Cause I didn't want to say that stupid shit every day. But people, I don't know, people post for different reasons.
It usually all revolves around ego. Ego, but also to your point, people feel like they're feeling a voice like for people like, if you post a Bible verse one morning and you get 26 lights, then it's like, I'm a post one in the morning. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
People are, how is Bible verse that deserves a service? You know what I'm saying? So I have to do it. Cause my people looking for this.
Thanks, bro. Thanks, sis. You know what I'm saying? And you're gonna keep getting that consistent.
20 to 28 lights, maybe like one to seven shares. And that means something to you. Yeah. And I think that's also, I think that's also my issue, right?
Like the press conferences are never like, yeah, y'all, I've been married for eight years. This shit didn't work out. I'm no longer married and I'm about to go into better things. It's always some, like the big, hungry caterpillar type shit, like life throws you so many lemons.
And then after so many years of so much hurt and so much pain, all I know is growth. And now I'm happy to be turning into the person that I've always wanted to be. And with me and guide by my side, I'm about to go on this journey and become like, it's like some, it's a whole bunch of Shakespeare and shit. It's like, all you did was gonna divorce.
Like, y'all just didn't like each other anymore or whatever happened happened. It's like, it doesn't have to be some, you know, some Shakespearean play as to the reason why you've come to the point that you've come. But that's the other stupid part about it to me. Like, it's been points and I'm a pretty chill guy.
I do play slow, close to the vest. I'm chilling on that, you know, like, hey, you're battling me right, right, right, right. But it got to a point, people be asking me shit. And I'm just telling them.
And I'm like, okay, I'm with that knowledge now what? Oh, I would just ask you. Yeah, that shit don't even mean nothing. Like you just fucking being nosy.
You know what I'm saying? So, line of that shit really like, I ignore it because also in certain locales should be public record anyway. So you really ain't even gonna ask nobody shit. Like, you know what I'm gonna go look.
So just like, whatever way, you know, then I'm off. Like you said, Abby screenshot and shit, gloating and shit. I'm off, I can't say it to $20 for, you know, loaf of bread and a couple of burgers or something. I'll be like talking shit and all that.
Like, oh, you saw them at home, and these now, like, they been through all this old bullshit. And it's your ass six months later. Now you wanna come out with a post on my pleasers face. I'm practicing.
Right, exactly. You brought us into the group chat. You brought us into the group chat. Like, how about your wife?
Yalan. Hey guys. Hey, you walked right into the divorce episode. Did I?
No, this is not the divorce episode. We just talked about divorce in general. And why, I think I need to make them so public. Mmm, I missed a lot, huh?
No, you can jump right in. Jump right in. Right in the ticket, man. Can I take that question?
Like the question is on the floor. It's still on the floor. Feel free to jump in. Can you tell me what?
Nope, no warm ups. No warm ups. No, lay that line. No, nothing.
Take the warm ups off and shoot your shot. How can I jump in? What am I respond to? Shoot or shoot?
So I would get you. Just not gonna help, but I'll give you how we kick it off. Okay. Be in the homecoming.
Divorcius. I don't know. We already talked about homecoming. Guys, I'm going to be there.
I've already spoken. What about this? But I want a picture with y'all plus me. I think that would be great.
So I know. You told us. I was gonna be on Friday, but we don't know about J. So at least it'll be us on Friday for sure.
You're trying to use the podcast as a marketing tool for everybody to come to a party at Charlie Park. And they just. Shameless. You would do the same thing though.
I mean. I think we're all brothers. I respect the podcast. Yeah.
Oh, when I was telling you is that we're offering prizes for people that get selfies with all of us. Are there prizes? That's fun. Am I one of us or y'all?
You're one of us. You're the fifth. You're the fifth. You're the.
You're the. You're the. You're the. You.
You. You are the. You look. Yeah.
They all. They know how you look. Okay. Chef, you have to get some WD 40 for that chair.
I'm still a load of it. You've been squeaking. I need to do a lot in this room, actually. So I'm not working on that.
Start with the chair. Got a squeaking stool. Crowd for you. Yeah.
All right. I interrupted you. Okay. It was speaking of homecoming.
What about divorces. Well, do you have any tricks or tips for people who go into homecoming things to do or not to do? to be have a successful homecoming weekend. I mean, other than hydration, I don't know.
I don't go quite as frequently as everybody else gets to go. It's been three years for me, which I mean, that's something. But I will say this. I had a conversation with a friend recently.
And I'm open myself up to be judged right now. And that's fine. I'm OK with that. I had a conversation with a friend recently about how, I guess I've been naive all this time.
I didn't realize that homecoming was about rekindling and reconnecting and basically fucking. I didn't know that. I didn't know that. It's not what it's about.
Where did you get that from? It is, other people it is. I don't know. Those people, those people, those people, let's go back to the, like what we said earlier, and these people are women, right?
This is everyone. No, no, no, don't do that. What's the majority? Yeah.
I were doing, so you're saying 50-50. I mean, if I was going to lean, I would say men. But I was saying, yeah. Homecoming, so that part of homecoming is just a byproduct of the vibes.
It's like Christmas. That's what I'm saying. That's what I thought it was. I thought I was told that I was not even.
That's not kidding. Well, I don't know. We don't know your friends. But I think for most people, they just go down there and, you know.
Party. That's what I be there. And if it, if it, if it, if it, if it, and some jump off it, jump off it, jump off, but I don't think people like, I'm going there to, yeah, let's say, point this. But we did talk about like, freshly divorced niggas that is, like on their agenda, kind of like.
But even still, it's not a high enough percentage shot for your entire homecoming to be based on the success of that. I mean, it seems like an awful time. Even if you're a J-Jo and J-Jo's a fucking shooter. He's fucking, J-Jo is the black old Tani.
We get it. Right. It's a compliment. That niggas old Tani.
Like if that niggas want to one. If that niggas gets in his bag and go fuck. It is what it is. It is what it is.
How come I'm the shooter and I'm not the shootee? This is so funny. That's a point of the shootee. Right.
If you're the shootee, if you're in the shot, that's pretty good. You're the couple of people platin on your genitalia. So good luck. See, look at that.
Look at that. I'm so excited. I'm not that either. Enjoy.
Look at that. See, I don't believe you, Lauren. I think you've never had a story before. I just, not the people getting this in the street, but I'll be okay.
She basically said J. Joseph's slut. That's it. They say J.
Joseph's for you, though. That's it. That's the ditty of my dad. That's it.
That's it. Take them draws down. What the fuck is that? Don't talk to me.
Don't look at me. Don't look at me. We'll shoot you some people. I'm not gonna be crippled.
That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Anyway, how do we even get here?
We're talking about the bi-product. Hi, I'm really looking forward to seeing you guys though. Can I say that? Yeah.
Likewise. And I'm so happy to be by that one. Thank you. Thank you.
I miss you. I appreciate it. So, J. Joe said that people were basically hating me, because you weren't here.
So go back. No. It's when I could not get dressed up, right? Appreciate you all staying in the gap for me.
So it was not a good night. That's why I got pushed out. I just wanted to be clear. I think people thought that you really got pushed out.
I mean, you're a fan favorite. I don't think anybody thought that we would have a clicker wings. You said you had a chick going on and you have a life freaking kitchen. Really it was cool when, and then the next day it wasn't.
And then it wasn't for months on end. I just getting break free of so that should just kind of just fucking happen. I mean I need some cookies here. I want to do that see though.
I thought about it Start to room her up right now Please thank you Oh But no, so homecoming go back homecoming and then circling back to the fourth. Um, it's just this is where most so homecoming Girl strips out of the country and as a stressful top three places where married women get the shit off So was that probably somewhere? Yeah, essence. I know that Yeah, it goes on now people people be fucking but I mean it's families of people be fucking anyway I mean, but if you go in there to fuck you doing punk coming wrong.
You're not gonna have fun You got a rub one out or get some before you even go to homecoming in my personal opinion It's just gonna be fucked up like that that day one or day zero or day-negative one You need to have empty the tank because it's not it's not gonna I want to amend my two No, don't do that. Where's my hook shit? That's just like I would just help you. I just said three game You waste your your potentially shot like you might have one foot blood on it See I can't I can't wait to wear my hook everybody To keep the motor running I saw this dude on the plane other day I Here I Was the Nothing special I would never directly put my kooji on a platter.
I'm not that type of girl I'm going to give you pieces pieces and signs so that you can do the rest why do you have to look at it? That's my personality though, I am not as Voice-dressed about my You're still more assertive than most women so if we can't get get it out of young Lauren, but every Girl is definitely you know, you don't say breadcrumb every 400 feet in you know To initiate this was a special occasion. It's like I'm here. He's here Yeah, but you have enough with in personality where you can like you said hand around a pussy, you know I'm saying like you know look at you put that efficiently about you'd say something like that and you know and they could may or may not But no if I'm talking to this is a thing about being flirtatious if I'm talking to somebody like that I definitely don't want to fuck with you like that.
I just want to banter if I actually like you that's not happening Not quiet, but I'm gonna be a lot less assertive So fucking counterintuitive No, I get it's not just you I just you know, it's the office of playbook for the other I don't understand it, but whatever I don't put that much thought into all of this But I just be living this be out here if we love as you can win with that just run just run that Yeah, yeah No, that's not what this was supposed to be actually but thank you for noticing I was not going to go to home coming into about three days ago So this was this was just life here. No you in the number Well, now I gotta get it pressed again cuz so how did you three days ago just fall into a room? How does that work? Really?
I got really lucky because I have really good friends. It's shout out to be in like so I wasn't gonna go because the rooms were Exorbitant right and Technically, I'm still only partially employed so people kept me and like you going you go in and I'm like if I go It'll be a week of decisions, but this was too Yeah, it would be a week of decision like hoping that that maybe the room's like down Maybe people overbooked and needed to give up that other room so they weren't charged, but then I got a call from a good friend and She said you gotta be at home coming and I was just like I can't do it and she I was like I can't do it I was like have a rich friends with a gift and a curse I cannot keep up with y'all this time And she was just like she was like came me out like I'm saying in the crib You got room there and I was like okay. Well, I'm a hundred years old I'm not sleeping on a couch like I don't want to be there that bad and she was like bruh you got a room You got a bed so then I was out of excuses and the diddy shows up I have a side note question for y'all. That's not family related actually oh I don't know how to ask this question It's usually the answer well, I mean it's a freak off question.
So there's the idea of free golf's really upset y'all I mean the idea I mean I mean I don't know what the definition well I know the definition is but I don't know what the repulsive part is It's just seems like a debaucher's part. I think I think it's a non-consensual part I think that would be a drug Right, but can you have a freak off without issues of non-consent? Yeah, sure yeah, right? So my issue is why do we put the negative connotation on it being a freak off as opposed to there was a party with issues of non-consent Right, I mean there are a lot of freak offs.
I mean honestly let me let's keep it a being I mean it no longer happens anymore, so it really doesn't fucking matter right because that actual term freak off is directly correlated with What's going on with the drug so that so that point is it I mean that sounds very narrative addiction right like you could call any You could call a fret party right a fret party in a frat house maybe a freak off right But if you call it a freak off it now has this negative connotation where they're shipping in pre-pubescent boys to do sex favors or something Like it just doesn't I mean Thank you gay if you wear pineapples people think you're swingers. I mean it's just it's just associated now But that's all not does that not rub y'all pause that not rub y'all the wrong way I wasn't using freak off prior Yeah, I mean I wasn't either right but so I have the same issue with this. It's a wording thing It's a branding thing. I have the same issue with this is I have a sex trafficking right?
While there are some things that absolutely need to be prosecuted the umbrella is so big right and doesn't focus on the thing that need to be Prosecuted and legally enforced that it captures a whole lot of shit That probably should be that bet right like me. I'm hard to say behind the legalization of prostitution I just am I think it would be the country a much better place But why do we love? Consensual prostitution under the umbrella of sex trafficking Consensual prostitution is sex trafficking yeah anything that falls under that is such yeah And I think there's like legal in certain places though Yes, but so is we what you can't drive that shit from here to Texas, but I'm trying to get this a unwritten morality clause Where? Conditation I think and so that's why they try to put it under that umbrella just like to your point about smoking we People try to equate we once by the time with I crack like oh my god You know it's personal I'm playing it and now we know that's not true so I feel like it's kind of like the same concept and Freecalls got a negative connotation because of Associated with like male homosexuality right so I think a lot of people like oh, I'm not fucking a freak off So they get you in a room with a whole bunch of niggas and baby old and you know saying they run a booty tracks So I think that that helps the term freak off And you're gonna be kind of weird too so so are the issues that people have the freak offs more about the non illegal issues than the Legal because honestly when people talk about the free calls other than CNN and That's why it's just that people have more issue with the free costs with Things they don't agree with but are legally like JJ was saying like the homosexuality That's not illegal and there should be nothing wrong with the free cough if gay men want to get together do gay shit Like yeah, but you all come down to be non-consensual But all of it's not all of it's not non-consensual like it's not oh but the part that we have heard about in the part that made it big was No, we can't make it a big and the palette of blue From the fan point of did you part is nothing that is good or some shit that we would fuck with no no no don't say that I would absolutely be to anybody.
Oh Why why why not if I'm a fucking multi-millionaire and they're saying it is a party of fucking Diddy's house and You gotta understand we're all meaners at this point so whatever you're into is going to be at this party like yes There may be gay sex at the party, but I'm not into the gay sex So I'm not gonna be in that particular room. It's like a species room. I'm not into that I'm not there, but they're over here smoking weed. Well, Diddy has all the weed or Diddy has the pink cocaine or they're giraffes doing giraffes shit over here Or it's just networking over here like there's a lot of shit going on.
You don't have to exclusively be I got a question That's how buddy died But listen I got a question for y'all right so y'all I had the diddy party right and they have the freak off rooms I freaking off let room. Are you posting up in a real quick room on real quick? It could be the same kind of way P. M.
I was like in the morning when maybe when I was there we would just watch in the game You know I'm saying I had out before I was on the picture with Diddy, but by the time I got it out of town I was going you know I'm saying like it doesn't you know What about all these people wrapped up in Diddy shit like no you can't believe all these fucking people I don't think so but I mean I could easily see like some oh I mean like I'm in XYZ like you make sure Oh It's kind of the porn category There's a there's some nasty Asian shit going on I probably I don't like the I don't like the connotation you put on that We've we did everything that sounds pretty awesome me smoke is an enemy and I does sound good Yeah, let us know why girls stuff like this. There's all types of shit that you say what you know You got to remember you're meaner me being a millionaire wouldn't make me like white people know you're you it happens to every black man What you get a couple million dollars like you gain an affinity You gain a When I got my first name Pending pending pending I said I'm being a real chillin I wouldn't drink and frankly Beverly play I'm being a brown liquor I'm a brown liquor roll car. You got you got access to all the things you just gonna be in there with Happy babe wiggle I'm the only one that's going in the room everybody else in lobby Today I'm like 43 years over That's the best I I've been in the fall but is this answer us today or is it an answer us a millionaire I'm confused Maybe the maybe the room where they do in a the new room aside. We forgot about a new room.
Okay. I forgot about it Yeah, I like that but it's just all massaging I mean it's a ditty party. I'm sure there would be happy ending but I've never seen a non-shady new room Yeah, what you mean non-shady? I thought in the day joke my other Oh Could you imagine going to like in a new room and like hopping on the jerk table?
You know saying you get one out and you come back to the lobby like just shining and like just like trying to like Right Yeah We had different themed rooms I'm totally down to help coordinate something like this. Oh, it's free home It's a free home plan we did in college. I say this is absolutely something that has been No Good on you good on you for not Yeah Yeah Like Oh Oh Oh I Got to eat the stripper pussy and for us But it makes company it's like wait what why is that a rule who made it up? First off a couple of enthusiasts to participate You get a new price maybe you're gonna to there's gonna be two or three things that's ready to happen Or is this a show You proved your point you proved your point Well, that's a kind of people before they talk about you know people's walking we eat and they smoke it loud They like sprinkling shit on it like they don't have to get like down even strip of pussy.
How freaky are you trying to make it? I But you better set it off. I mean I mean it instantly breaks the third wall like Skip you skip pass all like all the bullshit like oh ain't nobody tip. No, no, no We passed all the anybody tip and shit we're straight to the what's on the media Go I even watch this or I just sprints to a couple times What was that what was that spot what was that spot on Capitol Circle outside of Capitol Circle Goldies a goldie is a gold Whatever it was See right now I Know I Know Oh I think I don't know what drugs we was on at the last lunch I came in after y'all were given your tips is there one that I need to hear for women in particular That y'all provided for women no no I think I'm like a molly water wearing your house like oh, this is not do say making me feel like this I would just say give you a chair some You feel you were touching yourself in a party.
Oh, no, I thought I was like in the sky My tip for women would be Lauren and this doesn't apply to you this applies to a lot of other women like Can we just go to home comment and have a good time and keep it all in fun? I mean like I mean like there's a lot of she says like so if a nigga pops at you and like he's whatever Even if you're if you're receptive or if you're not receptive whatever like we don't need to talk about that like On Monday when we get back we don't need to talk about oh this nigga was in my DMS Oh this nigga was in my DMS like we don't have an happen there here But it's so it's so lame right like yeah, I don't get it cuz I'm like it's just women doing that yeah I mean for the most part of the game on Instagram and Facebook and Twitter noise. Oh, I hadn't I hope there's not any guy here's I'm under was a chicken my DMS like okay, so I like bitch leave me alone, you know, and I told her to get the fuck out Don't you got away from him like what? That's just weird for you.
I agree that is lame. I know that was a I didn't know that was like a thing people did every year though Oh, no, it's definitely a thing. I mean there's search. It's like I'm not even gonna fucking even play that game because I already know What fucking time it is so I mean I mean honestly I mean I've been caught in shit We're like I wasn't even like trying to holler anybody like it's just like hey What's up happy homecoming?
I haven't talked to you in a while. I'll come over here and drink a little bit of a brown liquor drink Which you next thing you know? Oh when I hear trying to holly bitch is XYZ It's like bitch we talked about like cheers and shit like what are you talking about like there are people that go to homecoming that Look for those sort of things just to like expose people or something like just keep it all in fun Right, I was like the top of my brain cuz it's like I don't need nothing being because people are looking at you too So it's like I don't need nothing up for a per interpretation like because it's just chilling like it's homecoming That's why I was like trying to get a ratio from you Lauren other people like a fuck song like what's the ratio? I Don't want names I want to get demos like who are these like what were these type of people that are because you can really you can fucking your community like I get some confused about it Okay Big big black women's out there or it's West Virginia somewhere people are I don't know and then there's a lot of people in like I'll just say loveless for the sake of this conversation in the loveless relationship And they are looking forward to this time away so that they can feel Oh, yeah, yeah, there's a lot of that Yeah, that's crazy Watermelon Oh What's I literally just learned about it this evening no it's actual mint and I was reading about it right before I got on here And I was trying to figure out their business model It's supposed to make your mouth salivate more but I'm like what is the purpose if it's not just for like giving head I couldn't understand it can one y'all look into it We used to use those for smoking weed with aqua drops, you know you get the cotton mouth It would balance out the cotton mouth that's why I don't know about the other Right away Very well I did too, which is why I click on the first one.
I'm strong right, but then when I was straight about it I was confused like oh, this is for having a wet mount sounds so close to fling Right right I'm fascinated by that did anybody do the homework that I signed over a month ago To watch salt burn I did watch it Oh shit salt burn is That was a filthy white shit I definitely hit a lord on the side Anything to that that's in its own lane Not want to move the Talking about that I used to get that was very like obsessed, but then when I got pregnant with my son I was like I want to do this anymore I didn't want to invite that into my world anymore So that's all I still get I still see previous and get like excited a little bit, but I won't watch what is it about for movies that excited? You I guess it's like the the suspense and the anticipation of the scary thing. I don't know. I can't really articulate it But I won't watch anymore.
I never watch this shit. How am I so scared all night? I'm scary. Oh, yeah I'm a scary nigga.
I'm sorry. I really appreciate your honesty about that because I think a lot of people are and I like Gary movies I like scary movies but I am scary like I can't watch certain scary. We play I can't watch I can't watch I can't watch it with devil's like I watched one time I watched all the omens one night Like well college at my grandmother's house and I was I was playing asleep or scared at my grandmother's house Like I was motherfucker honey like she's a keepers white lady and a white lady died in the house So that shit just always creep me out I got a As villains as far as villains and scare movies go where does he rank like is he bad or is it like? I I I got a question for you guys.
We're just doing random questions. Do you do y'all does everybody on your know Their who their significant Harvard's exes are like all of them not all of them like Two cars under that Would be and like we not gonna talk about it. So yeah, I remember but why do you bring that up? Somebody would just talk about exes and like Oh, I know what it is So my whole boy my home boy whenever you sound fake the chick right the chick always ends up with like a different version of him So like this one chick like maybe the dark skin person to him the tall No, I think they just be trying to get like him Like try to be all That happens a lot We see that a lot of like just like the last thing it's a thing But I've never seen it with multiple people You know I'm saying so like you see like one girl has a type of every time Or Nick has a type of everybody we taste looks the same this is like Every chick you stop on the way, you know find another naked that looks like you know But like they made you talk about shit got a tight and been with the same nigga full times Oh My question so we can just move on to You know you took all the air out of the question you said you already did this tuition before Answer You are the main person trying to move things along it's moving along we're not gonna move along so I was trying to help you out We already talked about it do I stand by it.
Yeah, we're good Question so this is on the docket. So they had the Shaquille Neal and Angel Reese interview injuries have the podcast pretty weird But it's a cool. She alright But Shaquille I think she considers like him like a mentor in a big brother Both went to LSU obviously so I think they had an interview and it started cool But then Shaquille getting all freaky with it during the interview. He was like, you know, what are you talking about her ass and shit?
So I was wondering so Shaquille I think he said during You said I like your ass is different than like all man You should wear those shorts that you wore and you should start ducking in the movie where your cheeks was sitting out Yeah, I know you come out. I'm paraphrasing I didn't quote him. I mean, if you talk about shorts you talk about ass Hey, but you can't be like he was sitting there talking about her ass. He wasn't sitting there talking about her ass like oh man I'm looking for your ass.
All right. She was a little I mean she is fuck with it not directly but indirectly yes Yeah, so I think Shaquille got to the point where he was saying like, you know I've been fucking around too much in my life and now I'm like lonely and shit like which is made it say it but Hey, we got dark Like me I should have been why mom here talking to a goddamn toddler trying to fuck but now I'm like alone and shit But what's what's the age and more? I think only here from first obviously But what's a he's when a man goes from being like a cool nigga to a creep like there's a there is a crossing over point I'm just wondering what it may be is it a door age gap That's a good I don't know that it's an age because you can be a cool nigga for life Okay, okay, so it could be a cool nigga like So the nigga be like in the 60s and talk to you and you go No You know if he was cool. Yeah Because some time there are I think you're asking this because they're definitely are men who as they age they lose it They don't have to do it anymore, but that doesn't happen to everybody I think a lot of them niggas was always that nigga A lot of these things that's lame and they were 60 they just lame with money now, but they were playing before they was They was lame before they was 30 and shit become cool, but you can become like The nigga just went from the nigga who scared to pussy away.
He just went from that to just a lame old nigga But he was always the same nigga like being goofy and scared hoes away Check always gave me the vibe that he could potentially scare the hoes away when he was back in the day Cause even when I was reading about him, I was like I was a super hit book where he was talking shit about the nigga I think I knew cuz fuckers. I'm always fucked up man. I'm talking about a nigga like that He look like he can't fuck this is related but not related y'all heard about Shannon sharp saying a 50 year old's shouldn't go to home coming It's a shanish arm, okay. Yeah I'm glad you said that because I like people that ride really hard for him and I'm like why though, but I like She like I like a shanish arm, but he's getting to a point now where I realize that maybe you not as You not as invited to the cookout you think you are like oh, like you really not you you put on a facade like you're that nigga And you're like such a country nigga or whatever, but you really not like I mean the shit that comes out of his mouth Like that shit like 50 year old shit gonna come home coming bitch 50 year olds are homecoming That's what I'm saying.
He don't understand what the fuck homecoming is why do you listen to him? Even though the black college was crazy. I was like somebody from a PWI it was almost like you're told that the kids have it and He like I mean obviously that's a stance He ain't been back in several years. So he looking at it like why are y'all doing that not realizing that there's multiple tears and multiple things Like you said you're gonna have nothing like that they're doing fishing grits at nine o'clock in the morning at the stadium That's 60 years old watching good one America.
You're also gonna have people that stumble up to the game until it's like still hung over from last night They do efficient grits at the stadium I I'm down to contribute to the RV shenanigans So you say in so you say it's really bad to think of all you think if a nigga's all you're gonna creep you guys I agree because if that's if that's your playbook that's your playbook like so Shaq said that she said about it In multiple times like in success. You wouldn't let it go and it's like okay like you could tell that she heard you nigga Like she heard about you know, I was saying like she didn't reply. She wasn't receptive to it She didn't giggle or nothing. There was no like positive response to what you said What in your brain made you think that oh, maybe I should say it again and then again I mean it doesn't matter how much money you make like it was just that's just in you to do that I'm gonna just keep saying it and like bro like she heard you like relax So what does that tell you he's not cool for every piece of pussy you got was circumstantial and not because he earned it But honestly, I just truly he did every piece of pussy But I don't I got a girl Because of who he is if he was a regular nigga with a nine to five It's okay, we can have that life we can all we can all only hope to be so lucky Somebody so money got you that coochy shut it still counts.
It's the couch though That's me Like don't you have a bring that motherfucker? Is it a situation where a shack may have had no ill intentions, but like we all know people that can't really tell the story Can't really move the crowd at a cookout or whatever like he was maybe thinking he was making a joke and it wasn't landing like let me say it again Because maybe she didn't catch it like because we know that guy Yeah, if he was a smoother negative probably he would have probably been already like they might not Yeah It's funny that you say that cuz I didn't I was thinking the same thing to keep it a buck my homeboy was in Chicago And you like me on at this bar and sit next angel Reese It's not the same in real life. I was like oh for really me like man. She got it I was like okay, but niggas niggas can't even be cool Niggas is pulling up on her just trying to shoot big shot like constantly and she's all the six for like She's a big ass fine-ass girl.
Niggas trying to see what niggas trying to see what good She's like just keep on brushing niggas off. She'll sign a few autographs like it's a fucking I mean she she she she got that Baltimore in her too, man So she like she know how to move yeah, what you're saying like you like it's not like the way she carry on TV and go Wait, she isn't real life at the different is a different energy. She was giving off all their crazy. I was about that So Shaq was probably like Like anything goes smitten then he goes on some other shit me and he really is to all to be smitten and more think about it I think like what was this?
This is like a podcast or a show? It's our podcast He came on her talking. Yeah, why would you do her podcast bro? You suppose be helping her get her shit off and like boost her fucking pot.
I guess he did do that in a way I did yeah She's somebody off the all considered to be a baddie A breeze Make a stallion medium What you like me I think she is But her personality I don't like so I mean But also my mom so for you girl niggas I think I'm kind of cool. I think it's other thing. I think she really I cool She's straight man care of women are cool absolutely Being cool like really matters like yeah I don't know how quickly they've already been disqualified because they're just not fucking cool like no I think we even brought it like like how long could you stay with somebody be on vacation with somebody? I have to do it.
How cool you are Because once the nuts have been busted yeah in refactor period is way way longer We've done that we got three more days Tell me a joke Yeah, cool cool long way I agree. I just um, that's good to know I didn't realize I'm in care damage She's we're a lot of you chicks me waiting like mother gonna be worried about it worried about how like Like that like she doesn't seem like his type like she's even little you know whatever. He's like every's about the coolest fuck She fucked him. That's how the shit worked out.
She fucked him out the other way around She cooled her way into the drawers Yeah, I mean I'm saying which some mayonnaise on it the cheese Nothing I like This is spam in the Burger King. I was like nigga. That is never been on the menu of my burger King goddamn people talk some shit Bam bam fuck you. Yeah, I do I hate on it.
I've not even had me in a while I was a kid. Yeah, I was appealing, but I'll say that cheese and I can I was doing dumb shit back then I'm glad to sit the nigga who eats perch sandwiches when she's on it like Damn we're going in on his perch sandwich choices What's wrong perch? So I mean next time come to DC now we go Don't like that in Florida. I don't know why but But not like that I'm saying like it's mostly whitening I call this way to Like we should go to be on purpose we shouldn't just like happen to be there I've said this before we need to go on purpose so that we can live stream the pod in one room Absolutely in the bar That's it we go to the wall is that we can go to Atlanta I'm trying to go to the wall is for go to do again February he's over that was Super Bowl.
Oh, yeah I just found out from the wall and I did not know I always thought this was just a place where black people back together and put on their best And partied but I just found out that it was like bring your own food. I had no idea was that type of situation So I'm trying to be in my foot down. I don't understand that that what we got to be up Like I'm pulling I'm pulling food in here in my sequence So somebody else sets it up. Yeah, yeah, how big is this place everybody getting their own catering?
Yes, huge It's like a huge Really wanna go I need to see what this is everybody cooks in the water too. So it's probably like literally You don't got a kid in my grandma cook that right? Alive man there Like real musicians like Anthony Hamilton. I was there you like Yeah Like people in my form all the time This would have it should look like have you been wood?
No, I'm not so ball. I've been to this was a parave and I ball. Yeah We try to go to DC and we try to go to New Orleans. I'm always down for trip to the walls Yeah, same although we did go to so we did go to DC.
That's what we haven't we haven't probably no many so we went to DC And I went to Wood's house recently. Yeah, what's my Long time guys we trapped we trapped just in your number one fan. I did Our wives also connected it's funny because they they both kind of mean a little bit but not for real so they like got along I would never describe your wife as a mean a little bit. Maybe I don't know where well enough which one which wife You know, I'm a minor.
Oh, I don't know the hymn that we're talking about you. Oh, no, she made a little bit But not for me But she doesn't see us but I was like I was like y'all gonna get along just fine cuz y'all both present me But you're not and I did and then our daughters. I was like y'all gonna get along because I'm both hyper and they did I was like, oh, it's not cool and then with son was checking my baby because she'd be showing her ass. He's like you stop Well, we put a curse on that day Yes Then he was supposed to get sushi I have frost and chicken and I have fried chicken and make collard rings I'm like sure you buddy go get some sushi.
I'll get you a plate in the kitchen and get it not make it go get sushi Yeah, but you know, that's not like people She I mean I'm glad I'm glad to be in a number of people she does because I know I know it's in there It's a very select group. Yeah, you can't like everybody doesn't work Yeah, you have cool lives you're lucky for that. Yeah, you got everybody got along like I was like hilarious to me though I was like even when um with son was checking honeybun. I was like anybody don't listen nobody But what's I was like you don't you sit down over there?
I mean she was like yes, sir. I was like I don't like that shit. I'm like are you? Yeah, he's his mother so he's going he don't boss about to fuck around like you know Situ guys down somewhere you don't listen to though.
That's what blew me. She like The fuck He'll be wiling themselves is always hilarious Right, why are you talking both y'all go sitgias and fuck going I