Where the hell are you supposed to sit in the lineup?

Today, we're tackling the eternal question: Where do you actually sit to catch a wave? Not in the DMV-style lineup you're imagining—but in the ever-shifting, often awkward dance of surf positioning. We talk peaks, shoulders, A-frames, etiquette (yes, again), and how to tell if you're sitting in a good spot… or just floating out to sea. Whether you're constantly getting snaked, yelled at, or just catching absolutely nothing, this one's for you. Spoiler: there are no reserved seats, but there is such a thing as respecting the bubble.