Where's My Penis? Part 1: Unicole Unicron's C*m Contest, and introducing the great Mike Warnke

This week on Pop Uncultured, boy howdy do we got a hot one!  And I'm not just talking about the temperature of my seed.  JY and I recorded for 4 hours and got into some serious shenanigans.  After touching on the two major plot arcs for this show (my online dating failures and the quest to provide Unicult with swarthy, Latino twins), we are reminded of one of our past employees, the  man, the myth, the person: Gary.  If you listen to this junk regularly (get a job), there's a solid chance you've heard us mention him before, because we just always do that.  Memories of Gary's hijinks and general appearance jolts us down the path to a test subject I've been sitting on for a while, a Christian comedian from the 80's known as Mr. Mike Warnke (also known as God's One and Only Voice of Comedy).  We crack open the lid on this greasy conman, but next episode is where we dive deep into this man's "hellish" past.Until then, you have a analytical discussion of the weak Avengers, Always Sunny in Philadelphia's trajectory, and American Horror Story's schism with reality, and democratic hopeful Howard Dean's scream fiasco...that sound boring?  Well guess what bozo, it leads to tasting how gay people are and the world famous Wingdings font, so suck on that (and tell me how gay it tastes).Happy 1 year anniversary, probably.  Thanks for all the ratings on iTunes.