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Jul 17, 2026 55 min

"Wherever I *Land*"

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What in the world is taking LeBron so long to make his decision? We dive into unpacking some of the possible reasons, including: holding out to pressure his preferred team to make some roster moves, milking the spotlight, and just waiting for a specific date to make his big announcement. Then, we talk World Cup, make a smooth transition into the WNBA, and Caitlin Clark's latest antics, and discuss the addictive but terribly flawed new NBA roster simulation game "73-9." For more Stretch Four, subscribe to ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠our Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. WE HAVE MERCH! Get a Stretch Four t-shirt or hoodie here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.bonfire.com/stretch-four/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Subscribe to support Aaron and get more of his comedy on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Substack⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Follow Keenan ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠on Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠.

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Openly Terrified Evan Van Helden Hey hey, and welcome to Openly Terrified! I’m Evan—socially awkward, emotionally chaotic, and somehow still choosing to talk into a mic. This little podcast is basically a live-stream of my brain, where all my weird thoughts come to hang out and stretch their legs. Despite being a professional introvert, something about rambling here makes my soul do a happy little dance. So if you’re into overthinking, oversharing, or just vibing in a judgment-free zone—stick around. I saved you a metaphorical beanbag chair. Explicit Love Thy Neighbourhood Time Out London Time Out London editor Joe Mackertich invites famous Londoners to show him around their favourite bit of the city. Listen in as your favourite celebs share tall tales and weird anecdotes about the spots they love. One area, four locations: it’s time to learn to Love Thy Neighbourhood. A new episode every Tuesday. Find these places for yourself on our Love Thy Neighbourhood Apple Maps guide here & save to stay up to date. Explicit Everyone Racers Chrissy Mittura, Christopher Abbott, Jeff Wakemen and Christian "Mental" Ward Everyone Racers is a podcast that focuses on amateur endurance racing from beginner to advanced, as well as the news, tips, and tricks that go along with our hobby. Four friends and often teammates; Chrissy Mittura, Christopher Abbott, Jeff Wakemen and Christian "Mental" Ward discuss current racing trends and news, as well as occasional interviews and guests who are interesting people with different perspectives on racing and car culture. You never know what they'll discuss each week, but it will be entertaining! Explicit

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