White House Rebrands January 6 As Peaceful March

The White House just posted an official webpage calling January 6 a peaceful march disrupted by aggressive police—the same attack where 140 officers were injured and we all watched rioters smash windows and drag cops into crowds on live TV. Trump pardoned roughly 1,600 people convicted through jury trials, including Oath Keepers and Proud Boys found guilty of seditious conspiracy, and now whitehouse.gov is rewriting what happened as the real insurrection being the prosecution itself. We've reached the point where Wikipedia has stricter editorial standards than the United States government, and future students will find this alternate history in official archives alongside the actual footage of Confederate flags in the Capitol Rotunda.