White Linen

lyrics: The girl in the white linen, she's a little bit wild She makes the boys look good and she's no kind of child at all But what she don't know about is she's no better than the rest of us So I call on you, let's take the town and turn it upside-down Yosemite Sam's girlfriend is at the fair She's looking for a place to lay Her daddy's got her sewed up tight And she'll never have no fun at all Yosemite Sam's girlfriend is on a roller coaster She's gonna throw up, a real mess Her daddy's bought her a pony car She'll never have no fun at all Yosemite Sam's girlfriend is on a pony She's going to be a star, a real swell She'll be able to do anything she wants to do When she gets off the pony