Who Needs Greenland When You Can Have Shreveport? (Or, "Orcanese.")

Our heroes kick off 2025 - the last year of all the years - by talking through who's REALLY eating cats, how Kanye has orcas looking stylish, how mass-immigration from the 51st state doesn't seem to be a problem, how old rappers are selling us everything, and how being good-looking absolves you from killing someone...FINALLY, we can start murdering.   It's about time.