Why are you chopping your penis off?

Hello Knowitalls,   This week Josh and Mr. Clay bring you some Austrian news about a man chopping his genitals off while he was high on mushrooms. Somehow this news article sparks some chat about Kids getting jobs, Movie 43, more Diddy talk and ends with Josh re-learning what Jelquing is.     Questions that get answered this week:   Is Wolfie “Knuckledick” Shwartzenegger a real person? Does Josh know what happened to Jason Hazzard? How many times has Josh had things inserted into his pooper?     “I know it’s fantastic. I can raw dawg all I want and not have to worry about a baby”  -Mr. Clay