Why Bad Coffee Reviews Go Viral

👑 This is your Crown Chat! Got thoughts on today's episode? Hit the 'Send us a Text Message' link above and tell me what's on your mind! Fair warning — the funniest ones might get read live on air!We kick off season two with a no-filter welcome, a quick reminder that we are not kid friendly, and a big love note to the listeners taking our little corner of the internet global. Then we spin the wheel, land in Jacksonville, and flush three ridiculous one-star coffee shop reviews that confuse art, physics, and basic common sense. • setting expectations for an uncensored grown-folk show • thanking worldwide listeners and celebrating independent growth • reacting to a troll who compares a layered latte to pizza sauce • breaking down why a latte cannot stay boiling hot for a long commute • calling out the “too much ice” complaint after hours on the counter • pushing for fair Yelp and Google reviews that help small businesses click that support the show link right at the top of the notes to unlock our on-air shout-outs, our custom stickers and engraved Nico Justice pants. Help us keep these mics running and completely independent of these corporate bosses. Support the showWant to support the show or treat me to your favorite coffee or teach me to like coffee? support me here at the link below and I will give an on air shout out!:https://www.buzzsprout.com/2626058/support📩 BEHIND YOUR REVIEWS TESTIMONY INBOXHave a hater review or a piece of wonky logic you want us to audit next? Slide your screenshots directly into our anonymous studio inbox at: [email protected] 📣 PREMIUM SUPERHERO SHOUTOUTSWant to celebrate your establishment on the airwaves and broadcast your amazing work across our global network? Email us directly at [email protected] to request an official X & Neko Justice Premium Superhero Shoutout!🐾 Keep your favorite local spots safe, keep it cute, keep it grown, family... and for the love of all things good leave better tips!!  The Baristas will appreciate you for it!!