WHY BRITAIN NEVER ATTEMPTED TO COLONIZE PET SHOPS OR HAIR SALONS

In this second show, live from London, we are going to teach you how to eat for free in a very expensive restaurant.You will also hear the story of The Ghost of Leroy Street.The prophet Stalerpepidus Mahoganimous will reveal some painful truths about self-love, avocado toast, and the unbearable lightness of influencer culture.And debuting on our show, the one and only Bimbelina Bitch will finally explain why Britain never attempted to colonize pet shops or hair salons.