Why Can't Cancel Culture Come For the Bears Season?

Little bit of a mental regression early this week.  Could be thanks to that f'n 50-mile bike ride through the hills, could be me just finally dealing with some realities.  But I righted the ship and come up with a clever analogy.  Win-win. In a truly shocking twist, the right is now all-in on cancel culture and the left is getting punished.  I never thought I'd see it.  Although we might be able to cross over into 1st ammendment violation territory. Penelope Wheated.  Just regular white label with cooler packaging and 15 extra proof points?  Availale alternative to Weller?  Let's find out. Quick run-down of all my active sports team.  Cubs, Bears, Boilermakers.  Which ones are giving, and which are sus.   Enjoy!