Why Do Marbles Look So Edible?

Should a mate visiting from interstate get your actual bed, or should a grown man be grateful there’s a couch available? That somehow leads into golf, drinking, questionable hosting plans and the broader problem of people having conversations so loudly in public that everyone nearby becomes an unwilling listener. A dog’s mysterious hatred of a baseball cap also threatens Josh’s lifelong belief that every animal should instinctively adore him. There’s a cottonmouth snake inside a football helmet, the universal terror of feeling something crawling beneath your clothes, and an important investigation into why marbles look more edible than most actual lollies. We revisit childhood soap biting, invent tooth soap, investigate Leonardo da Vinci’s unfinished inventions, develop an irrational fear of saying “six, seven”, struggle with incompatible TV tastes and ask why real-life murder documentaries are apparently easier bedtime viewing than The Sopranos. Find us on Instagram @nedandjosh