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EPISODE · May 15, 2026 · 48 MIN

Why Everybody Pretends They’re Single

from Velvet Static · host Koyshon Blake

The crew is joined by Ashley and Khy for a hilarious and brutally honest conversation about modern dating, mixed signals, and people who act single when they definitely aren’t. From social media behavior to relationship double standards, this episode turns into a chaotic debate full of funny stories, real opinions, and nonstop reactions. Perfect for anyone trying to survive today’s dating culture.

Episode metadata supplied by the publisher feed · Published May 15, 2026

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The crew is joined by Ashley and Khy for a hilarious and brutally honest conversation about modern dating, mixed signals, and people who act single when they definitely aren’t. From social media behavior to relationship double standards, this episode turns into a chaotic debate full of funny stories, real opinions, and nonstop reactions. Perfect for anyone trying to survive today’s dating culture.

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The crew is joined by Ashley and Khy for a hilarious and brutally honest conversation about modern dating, mixed signals, and people who act single when they definitely aren’t. From social media behavior to relationship double standards, this...

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