Why I Stopped Buying Groceries (Homestead Morning) | Simulationship Ep. 8

[A comedy sketch and satire parodying homesteading culture, off-grid lifestyle vloggers, and extreme organic wellness trends.]Welcome to the homestead, mamas! 🌾✨ Today I’m taking you through my slow, intentional, and deeply paranoid morning routine. We are feeding our sentient sourdough starter, avoiding the fluorescent-lit tomb of the grocery store, and making our own laundry detergent out of beef tallow to escape the matrix! So yummy! 🥰If you feed your children store-bought cereal, you are actively calcifying their pineal glands. Anyway, don't forget to like and subscribe! 🤎👇 Slow-Living Chapters:Good morning mamas! ✨The sourdough demands a sacrifice 🍞Making ancient grain cereal 🌾Why the grocery store is a trap 🛒Beef tallow laundry detergent 🐄Hide your heirloom seeds & bury your silver 🌿#tradwife #homesteading