Why Is the CEO of McDonald’s Like This? And Why Can’t the Clintons Just Be Normal?

This week on The Doomscroll Diaries, we’re unpacking some of the internet’s most chaotic headlines.First up: the extremely awkward McDonald’s CEO video that somehow went viral while promoting the new Big Arch burger. Why does it feel like corporate PR keeps getting weirder every year?Then we get into the latest Epstein testimony drama and why Bill and Hillary Clinton are once again at the center of online conspiracy discourse.Plus we talk about:• the disturbing assistant principal scandal making headlines• Botox… but for camels (yes, really)• the strange return of nostalgic TikTok hair-playing videos• and the general feeling that the news cycle has fully lost the plot.If the timeline feels overwhelming lately, this episode is here to help you doomscroll through it together.