Why Russel Brand should've become Muslim instead

A couple of weeks ago, to Piers Morgan's delight, a clip of him interviewing Russel Brand went viral.  Because it was hilarious.  The poor guy seems to be experiencing the 'new convert energy' syndrome, where he's super enthusiastic about his new found (Christian) faith, but also a little insecure and eagerly wanting to share the word of God with the people.  He brought his copy of the Bible with him to the interview and Piers asked him if he'd like to share the verse he was reflecting on while in court.  Brand eagerly reached for the Bible and started flicking through pages, searching for the verse he wanted to share.