Why This Wonder Years Reboot Is A Flop Waiting

Do me a solid, and think of the old tv show The Wonder Years... Okay, did you feel that? The childhood memories? Or rather did you hear that? The iconic theme song? Me, too. But when new broke today about this here, I didn't catch any of that shit at all. Some things I hold near and dear to me, but even the most nostalgic properties I've given fair treatment to their reboots. But this isn't the case. This is just wrong. Enjoy, folks.