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EPISODE · Jul 2, 2025 · 2H 1M

Why You Wouldn't Survive Hannibal's March Over the Alps

from History For Sleep with the Drowsy Historian · host Drowsy Historian

Get early episodes & bonus perks on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianThis isn’t a story about triumph. It’s about frostbite. And starvation. And watching elephants fall off cliffs while you try to remember what your own name used to be.In this slow, immersive descent into one of the most brutal military campaigns in ancient history, you’re not a general. You’re not even important. You’re a foot soldier — half-frozen, half-forgotten, trudging behind a mad genius with too many animals and not enough rations. You’ll face icy cliffs, starvation, mutiny, and silence so heavy it could crush your ribs. You will not be remembered. You will not be rescued. And by the time you reach Italy — assuming you do — you’ll be too broken to care.Perfect for falling asleep to failure, misery, and historically accurate despair.🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep ToolsLooking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend:• Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy• Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f• Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE• Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn• Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu• White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTwThese are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy.#Hannibal #HistoryForSleep #SleepVideo #AncientHistory #BoringHistory #FallAsleepToHistory #DrowsyHistorian #MilitaryHistory #Alps #HistoricalMisery

Get early episodes & bonus perks on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianThis isn’t a story about triumph. It’s about frostbite. And starvation. And watching elephants fall off cliffs while you try to remember what your own name used to be.In this slow, immersive descent into one of the most brutal military campaigns in ancient history, you’re not a general. You’re not even important. You’re a foot soldier — half-frozen, half-forgotten, trudging behind a mad genius with too many animals and not enough rations. You’ll face icy cliffs, starvation, mutiny, and silence so heavy it could crush your ribs. You will not be remembered. You will not be rescued. And by the time you reach Italy — assuming you do — you’ll be too broken to care.Perfect for falling asleep to failure, misery, and historically accurate despair.🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep ToolsLooking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend:• Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy• Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f• Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE• Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn• Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu• White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTwThese are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy.#Hannibal #HistoryForSleep #SleepVideo #AncientHistory #BoringHistory #FallAsleepToHistory #DrowsyHistorian #MilitaryHistory #Alps #HistoricalMisery

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