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EPISODE · Aug 4, 2025 · 2H 1M

Why You’d REGRET Being a Scottish Mercenary in the Hundred Years’ War

from History For Sleep with the Drowsy Historian · host Drowsy Historian

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianYou’re not a knight. You’re not even French. You’re a half-starved Highlander shoved onto a French boat and handed a pike with a splintered shaft. Welcome to the glamorous life of a Scottish mercenary in the Hundred Years’ War — where the food is rotten, the boots don’t fit, and the only thing worse than the English are your own commanders.This sleep-friendly historical deep dive takes you into the mud, blood, and boredom of a forgotten front line — through sea-sickened crossings, freezing trenches, and battles where you barely matter. Told in a calm, immersive tone with a touch of dry humor, this is bedtime history for the chronically curious and catastrophically tired.Settle in. It’s going to be a long, wet, miserable night.🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep ToolsLooking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend:• Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy• Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f• Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE• Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn• Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu• White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTwThese are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy.#SleepHistory #MedievalWar #ScottishHistory #DrowsyHistorian #HundredYearsWar #HistoricalSleepStory #DarkHistory #BoringHistory #CalmNarration #MedievalMercenaries

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianYou’re not a knight. You’re not even French. You’re a half-starved Highlander shoved onto a French boat and handed a pike with a splintered shaft. Welcome to the glamorous life of a Scottish mercenary in the Hundred Years’ War — where the food is rotten, the boots don’t fit, and the only thing worse than the English are your own commanders.This sleep-friendly historical deep dive takes you into the mud, blood, and boredom of a forgotten front line — through sea-sickened crossings, freezing trenches, and battles where you barely matter. Told in a calm, immersive tone with a touch of dry humor, this is bedtime history for the chronically curious and catastrophically tired.Settle in. It’s going to be a long, wet, miserable night.🛏️ Drowsy Historian’s Favorite Sleep ToolsLooking to upgrade your nighttime routine? These are a few things I personally use or recommend:• Sleep Earbuds for Enhanced Immersion → https://amzn.to/4pVFoJy• Blanket Soft Enough to Make the Plague Feel Tolerable → https://amzn.to/3GSOq8f• Weighted Blanket for Pretending You’re a Mummified Pharaoh → https://amzn.to/4kVJCgE• Sleep Mask Headphones For Total Historical Escape → https://amzn.to/4nWsNVn• Book Light for Reading About Plagues at 2AM → https://amzn.to/4eSg0iu• White Noise Machine for Blocking Out the 21st Century → https://amzn.to/3GJ9jTwThese are affiliate links. I may earn a small commission if you purchase through them—at no extra cost to you. Thanks for supporting the show while staying cozy.#SleepHistory #MedievalWar #ScottishHistory #DrowsyHistorian #HundredYearsWar #HistoricalSleepStory #DarkHistory #BoringHistory #CalmNarration #MedievalMercenaries

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